Rancis's Mountain

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Agent BM presents

A Rancis Fluggerbutter cartoon

Rancis's mountain

Unnamed ice cream mountain is the tallest mountain in all of sugar rush. Many have tried to climb to the top but all have failed. Will anyone ever reach the top and get the right to give it a name?

Rancis is driving towards the mountain in his second Kart, the RV1, which he modified to act like a snowmobile

Hello Rancis, and what might you be up to?

I'm going to be the first to get to the top of this mountain and name it after the best girl in the world, Vanellope" said Rancis "And luckily I know where there's some secret paths up"

Well good luck Rancis, and don't forget to stay warm

"Don't worry, I'm wearing a nice warm coat, I should be fine" said Rancis

An even bigger snow mobile ran into Rancis and made him crash into a giant waffle cone. Rancis looked and saw it was chuck who turned his car into a snowmobile

"Watch where ya going ya fool, I'm getting to top first, I name mountain after me" said Chuck

"We'll just see about that" said Rancis as he started moving up the mountain

The 2 were racing each other up the mountain with chuck ahead of Rancis. They stopped by a photo spot

"Hold on, how about I take your picture?" asked Rancis as he took out a camera

"Okay then" said Chuck

"Step back 3 steps" said Rancis

Chuck backed up off the cliff and Rancis took the picture, but instead of a flash a boxing glove on a spring punched him even further off the mountain. Chuck climbed up the mountain and snatched the camera

"Now I'm taking yours" said Chuck

"Okay, step back about 10 steps" said Rancis

Chuck looked back and saw a cave with a sign that said Beware yeti

"Nice try, I aint falling for that" said Chuck

Chuck hit the button on the camera and the glove punched him into the cave and started getting mauled by the yeti. Rancis took a real photo of Chuck getting attacked

Chuck crawled out badly damaged

"Sign my photo" said Rancis handing chuck a photo and pen

Chuck tried to grab it but the yeti grabbed it and signed Yeti on it then gave it back to Rancis

Chuck whimpered as the yeti poured salt on him and dragged him back into the cave to continue attacking him