So, this is just something I found and made into a TMC version.
Hope you like it!

Disclaimer - I am NOT Lynette Noni

Taking care of a Jordan Sparker

1. Make sure he doesn't end up in the infirmary too often.

2. Feed him Gammy's apple pie when he wants it.

3. Give him pie every hour.

4. If he gets hurt, put frozen cake on the wound.

5. Don't try and eat his pie or cake.

6. Don't let him eat more than 5 big cakes or pies at a time.

7. Keep him away from Karter and Finn unless they want him to be near them.

8. Don't let him touch Finn's stick.

9. Don't let him pee out of the dorm window.

10. Give him hugs.

11. Give him more cake and pie.

12. He is like a child so give him candy.

13. Once you give him candy don't take it away.

14. Listen to him when he talks.

15. No wandering off on his own unless he is with Dix, Alex or Bear.

16. Don't try to hide any food. He will sniff it out.

17. Don't stab him or he will kill you.

Purchase your Jordan Sparker at an Akarnae Academy or Chateau Shondelle. Please purchase with caution. A Jordan Sparker is a lot of responsibility.

So yeah, here it is XD. I hope you enjoyed!