*SPOILER ALERT!!*
Unless you like spoilers, it would be a great idea to FINISH FFX before reading this story… 'kay? Don't say I didn't warn ya!
Disclaimer: I own FFX… *quickly* Uhhh, I mean a copy of the game! *lawyers approach* Eep! I don't mean as in an illegal copied version, I mean a copy I paid $110 for at Electronics Boutique! *lawyers go away, grumbling* Whew! Let me re-phrase: I don't own FFX, or the characters… Although I wish I owned Auron… *drool* I'd keep him as a pet… I'd play with him everyday, I promise! ^_^
Auron: Hmph. I am NOT an animal.
Me: Awww, but you're sooo cute!! *pinches Auron's cheek* And damned sexy!
Auron: *blushes* Well, if you put it THAT way… ^_^
**UPDATED** If you want to know what Nessie looks like, go to my hotmail profile: http://members.msn.com/?pgmarket=en-au&mem=ness83_@hotmail.com
hope you like it… it took me a whole week to draw! ^_^ (Let me know what you think!)
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Chapter One: "Hi guys… err, howdy!"
(At the Moonflow)
After meeting Rikku, the group had decided to go back to the Moonflow for the night, due to Tidus constantly asking Auron: "Can we go to the Moonflow? Can we go to the Moonflow? Can we go to the Moonflow?" so Auron (and everyone else) finally got pissed off and relented…
The campfire was blazing, thanks to Lulu, Yuna was staring at the Moonflow, Rikku and Tidus were toasting marshmallows, Kimahri and Auron were sitting in quiet reflection, with Auron occasionally taking sips from his "Happy Jug", and Wakka and Lulu were discussing the finer points of Blitzball… or something…
Until…
Auron: What was that?
Tidus: What? I didn't hear anything…
Wakka: Me neither, ya?
Auron: *getting up* I'll be right back.
Tidus: Hey! That's my line!
Auron: *sigh* *walks off*
Auron approached the bushes where he heard the noise, Basara Blade at the ready. Then suddenly a shadow appeared! It was human shaped with long, waist length hair, it was tall, but not as tall as Kimahri, but like Kimahri, it had a horn on the forehead. The figure walked into the light. Auron stopped dead (no pun intended ^_^), and started to mouth "Oh… no…"
The figure leaped onto Auron, and started to give him a big bear hug!
Auron dropped his katana as he fell to the ground…
Auron: Nessie!
Nessie: *on top of Auron* YAAY! I finally found you!
Auron: Hmph! I knew we shouldn't have stopped here…
Nessie: *pouts* That hurt.
Auron: *sarcastic* I apologise…
Nessie: *grins* Yeah, sure.
Auron: Would you mind getting off me?
Nessie: Aww, but you're SOOO cute! *pinches Auron's cheek*
Auron: *semi-whine*… But your horn is poking me!
Nessie: *sweatdrop* Oops! Sorry sweetie! *gets off Auron*
Auron: Hmph.
Nessie: Well, how 'bout introducing me to your friends?
Auron: *dryly* I suppose it wouldn't do any harm. Let's go. *grabs Basara Blade*
Auron and Nessie walked back to the campsite, where Tidus and Wakka were watching them with interest…
Auron: Yes?
Tidus: Oh, nothing. We just thought that-
Wakka: - you were having a bit TOO much fun in those bushes, ya? *gets hit in the head with a blitzball* OWW! Ya?
Rikku: You deserved it, you big meanie! Implying that Auron was having hot, lusty, s-
Auron: *growls, making everyone jump* ENOUGH! Get your minds out of the gutter!
Rikku: What's a gutter?
Tidus: Oh, we had those in Zanark-
Nessie: *clears throat and pokes Auron* Ahem!
Auron: Oh, right. Everyone, this is Nessie.
Nessie: *waves* Hi guys… err, howdy!
Auron: She's a friend of mine.
Nessie: *grins* ^_^
Wakka: Hey… how YOU doin'? *winks at Nessie*
Nessie: *rolls eyes*
Auron: *chuckles*
Wakka: What? What'd I say now?
Auron: *chuckles* … Actually, Nessie and I used to be a couple…
Everyone (except Nessie and Auron): WHAT?!
Tidus: *aghast* Why? How? Why?
Nessie: What? Isn't it obvious? *pinches Auron's cheek* He's sooo cute!
Tidus: Ugh! That's… *shudders* YEEE-UUUCK!
Auron: *slaps Nessie's hand away* Hmph!
Nessie: *teasing* I'm just trying to get a rise outta ya! For shits 'n' giggles!
Auron: *eye twitches* Giggle… there… happy?
Nessie: *grins* Very!
Wakka: Ugh… now I'll have nightmares for weeks, ya? *gets hit in the head with a blitzball* Rikku!
Rikku: Heh heh heh heh heh heh…
Wakka: *cough*Bitch*cough*
Rikku: *cough*Jerk*cough*
Lulu: *cough*Freaks*cough
Kimahri: *cough* *hack* *cough* Sorry. Kimahri had furball.
Tidus: *confused by the sudden "coughing"* Uhh… Right? So… Nessie, what brings you here?
Nessie: I wanted to see how Lady Yuna's pilgrimage was going… and I wanted to see Sir Auron again! *contented sigh*
Auron: *blushes*
Tidus: A-Auron?! You're BLUSHING?!
Auron: Hmph. One is still not used to this sort of attention…
Nessie: :D
Tidus: What?
Nessie: *giggles* I was just reminiscing about the night you went out Blitzing, and Auron and I… Had a little fun, you know?
Auron: *blushing* … I'd rather drop that subject, Nessie.
Nessie: Why…?
Auron: *mumbling so only Nessie can hear* Ihadtoomuchtodrinkthatnight…
Nessie: *giggles* Well… that explains why you kept yelling out something about pink Shoopufs…
Tidus & Yuna: *hand over mouth* *giggles*
Yuna: *giggles* Why, Sir Auron… I never would have imagined-
Wakka: -that you would get EVER some, ya? *gets hit with a Blitzball* Hey! Quit it Rikku, ya?!
Rikku: It wasn't me!
Kimahri: No… It was Kimahri…
Nessie: Good shot.
Kimahri: Thank you.
Nessie: Okay guys… What's our itinerary? Where're we headed?
Auron: *cough*Rip-off*cough*
Yuna: You're coming with us?
Nessie: Ya-huh! Can I be your Guardian too?
Auron: Hmph. This should be interesting.
Yuna: *nods* Yes.
Nessie: Whoo-hoo!
Nessie joined the party!
Yuna: We're going to Guadosalam, and then we get to cross the Thunder Plains!
Nessie: Sounds like fun!
Rikku: *sarcastic* Oh… thunder… goody…
Tidus: But first, we're staying here for the night! ^_^
Everyone: *sigh* Yes, Tidus…
Tidus: Alright! *gets hypnotised by the pretty pyreflies* Ahhhh… ^_^
Yuna: I might go to bed now… I'm tired.
Tidus: *still watching pyreflies* … 'Kay…
Nessie: *looks at watch* But it's only 9pm!
Auron: Yuna has a big day ahead of her.
Nessie: *sweatdrop* Oh. Right. =)
Wakka: Hey, what're you doing wearing a Machina?!
Nessie: Uhhh… *sweatdrop* It just tells the time, it's not evil or anything!
Wakka: Hmph.
Later…
Nessie: *singing, and sounding like Bahamut* Eee yeah yoo eee… No bo me-eh no… Le-n me eee… Yo joo yo go… Ha sa te ka na eh… Ku ta ma-ah eh… Eee yeah-
Auron: What ARE you doing?
Nessie: Singing the Hymn of the Fayth…
Auron: Hmph! I can do better, listen and learn! *starts singing, like Ifrit* I - E - YU - I… No - Bo - Me -No… Re - N - Mi - Ri… Yo - Ju - Yo - Go… Ha - Se- Te - Ka - Na - E… Ku - Ta - Ma - E…
Everyone else: *claps and cheers*
Nessie: *swoons* VERY impressive! ^_^
Auron: *bragging* I thought so.
Yuna: *waking up* Heeeey…? I'm trying to sleep!
Auron: I apologise, Lady Yuna.
Yuna: Sir Auron?! That was YOU singing? Wow! You're good!
Tidus: Yeah! *whispers* For an old man *gets hit with blitzball* H-hey! That HURT, Auron!
Auron: Don't insult me, then. *takes a swig of Sake, from his bottom-less "Happy Jug"*
Tidus: *pokes tongue at Auron* Bleh!
Nessie: *giggles* You're a real father and son team you are!
Auron: *chokes on Sake* What? He's not my son!
Tidus: Yeah, but you were a better father than Jecht ever was, Auron.
Auron: *eyebrow raised* Hmmm…? *smiles*
Rikku: Awwww… Now I feel all warm inside! :D
Nessie: Hey! "Warm Fuzzies!" ^_^ Aww… I wanna hug now!
Tidus: Yeah, I could go for that!
Rikku: Me too!
Wakka: Ya!
Kimahri: Kimahri want hug too.
Lulu: This is highly irregular. But, what the hell, count me in.
Yuna: Don't forget me!
Nessie: Auron?
Auron: *smiles* As you wish.
Nessie: Okay, *stands up* GROUP HUG!!!
Everyone hugs… Awwww… ^_^ (A/N: If someone can draw this scene for me… I'll give ya a gold star J , or you'll have my un-ending appreciation ^_^)
Nessie: Ahhh… Wasn't that nice?
Auron: It was… Interesting…
Nessie: Aww, don't tell me you didn't find it nice, at all?
Auron: It was… Interesting…
Nessie: *rolls eyes* Ohh boy, are you repressed or what?!
Auron: Hmph.
The group later sets up camp and goes to sleep…
**Author's Note: Well, I hope you found that enjoyable, and if not, then I hope you find it enjoyable soon! I bet you're wondering who Nessie is… Well, all will be revealed in the next chapter… Mwahahaha! All I can say now is, Nessie is me… Sort of. More like the idealised version of me! ^_^ *gets hit with blitzball* Oww! Hey, Rikku! You're only meant to do that to Wakka! Not MEEEEE!!
Rikku: Heh, heh… Sorry, just couldn't resist!
Anyhoo, please review! But be gentle, as this is my first FFX fic *puppy dog eyes*…'kay?**
