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CHAPTER ONE: Jenna Marbles_ 'What Girls do in the car'


It was a average day in Olympus, other than the fact that Apollo had called a 'emergency' meeting of the Olympians. Zeus, Poseidon, Athena, Demeter, Ares, Aphrodite, Hera, Apollo, Artemis, and Hephaestus.

"What is all this about?" Asks a bored Artemis.

Zeus points to Apollo, who is on a laptop. Zeus sighs. "Apollo!"

Apollo looks up from his computer. "Yeah?"

Zeus mentally face palms. "Why did you call a meeting in the beginning of September?"

Apollo smiles widely. "I found this website called 'YouTube'. I tweeted what everyone wants us to react to!" Apollo computer Dinged! "Ooh! I've never seen this one! Lets watch... 'What girls do in the car' By Jenna Marbles."

Athena rolls her eyes. "What kind of last name is that?"

Poseidon laughs a bit. "Well, you don't have a last name, so I wouldn't be talking."

Athena glared at her uncle then looks back at Apollo. "Just play the video."

a picture of a blonde girl in football stuff (Jenna) comes up and a dog's squeaky toy plays. It say 'Jenna Marbles : Blogger and Entertainer.' with a Chihuahua head above it.

"I like it already," Says Ares.

Everyone gives him a weird look.

The same girl, only in a different outfit, gets into her car.

"Ooo-kay, here we go... And I forgot everything I was suppose to bring."

All the gods and goddesses laugh.

She get back into the car. "Here we go, we go in the car."

Apollo makes a 'tisk-tisk- sound. "Don't worry sweetie, I'll give you a singing lesson. And maybe a little more." He says with a confident smile.

Artemis rolls her eyes at her twin brother. "Even a mortal isn't that desperate."

"And I'm going backwards." She steers the car. "Okay, forwards, here we go."

Athena smirks. "Someone should not have passed driver's Ed.."

"Someone shouldn't be so gloat since she's over a millenia old and still doesn't have her licenses." Retorts Poseidon, with a smirk.

The others snicker, but Athena silences them with a glare.

"Is that my car making that noise?" Looks freaked out. "Sounds like a fuckin' dieing robot."

"I know what a dieing robot sounds like," Says Hephaestus. "It's not good."

"Aaand we're ridding in the car and we're never fuckin' stoppin'"

"Yeah, I should turn on the radio." [Turns on the radio] "'Our song is the slammin' screen doors, sneakin' out late, tappin' on his-"

"Again, I'm willing to give singing lessons!" Says Apollo.

"What the fuck! How long have I been singing that?"

"I'm not good at math." Sighs Aphrodite.

"You need to eat more cereal." Demeter points out.

Everyone groans.

"I don't even like that song!"

"Then how do you know all the lyrics?"

"Shut up, Apollo." Said Artemis.

[Picking her teeth] "What's in my teeth? How Longs that been there?"

"Try floss, sweetie." Said Aphrodite, wrinkling her nose.

[Swerving] "Whoa, I almost hit a cone!"

Zeus sighed, "This is what it would be like if Hermes or Apollo or Ares had a licensee to drive with mortal around."

"Hey!" Exclaimed his sons.

[Putting on lip gloss] "Wee-cheap-a-peepa- Oops, I'm sorry sir."

"Quite riding my ass bro. You wanna lick my ass?" [Looks frustrated] "Ass licking, ball sack, mother fuckin', cock, bitch-"

"Language!" Yelled Hera.

"Oh, hey look at that dog; I like your outfit!"

"Oh my god that's a cone, and that's a stop sign."

Everyone laughed at this.

"Why is that girl jogging like half naked?"

"Sounds like Aphrodite," Joked Artemis, but grimace at the unladylike like actions.

"Hey angle face, next time buy a whole shirt."

"Oh that's right she's suppose to look like a porn star."

"Maybe I should start jogging..."

Apollo sits up at this. "Yes, please do."

[shakes head] "I'm not going to start jogging."

"Damn..."

"Ha-HA! I beat you! And I just got star power because I passed you."

"I like this chic." Says Ares.

"She's mine!"

"Walaweagie yeah we go!"

"we rollin' they hatein', it is time to roll up my window."

"Again, my offer is still hanging." Says Apollo.

"Apollo," Says Athena. "It's a computer."

Everyone else laughed while Apollo pouted.

"fuck fuck fuck.. fuck fuck fuck.. I'm so fucking lost, I'm so fucking lost. I'm so fucking lost, fuck my life."

"She said 'fuck', 10 times in one sentence." Frowned Athena.

"Hey you can see right through these pants. It's my vagina!"

"I sob about this generation of women, now you all know why." Sighed Artemis.

[Parks car] "I'm here, and I'm late. That's about right." [gets out of car]

[Scene changes to her laying on her bed, holding a Chihuahua.] "Make sure you subscribe to our channel, we put out new videos every week day, yeah."

"That was... um... interesting." Said Zeus.


A/N: Hoped you enjoyed! I'll update once a week, and PLEASE leave requests for me to have Gods and Goddesses react to! ;D

Love~Lauren XD