AN: So this idea for a trailer I got from another writer. I think it's a cool way to give you a taste of what's to come. There's a full summary in the next chapter. Read on! And REVIEW.

The killers…

Announcer: And now presenting the four merry murderesses

Bella

"Come on babe, why don't we paint the town…and all that jazz."

~x~

"You don't know me at all, Edward. I'm not the same wife you left to fight that war all those years ago."

Alice:

"Jasper and I..." Shrugs innocently. "I guess you can say we broke up because of artistic differences…"

~x~

To Jasper: "You mean you're immortal? Well I'll kill you again, you lying bastard!"

~x~

"He saw himself as alive- I saw him dead."

Rosalie:

Rosalie: "Is my sister a vampire too?"

Emmett: "No, you actually killed her, Rose."

Rosalie: "Good. I always hated that bitch."

~x~

To Bella- "Stay the hell out of my limelight."

And Esme

"Not guilty."

And the vampires who love them:

Carlisle:

"Esme, my love, you'll find I'm much changed since you saw me last."

The Scheme

Edward: "I'm breaking her out."

Carlisle: "She's on the cover of every paper in this city. You can't just barge into her cell and turn her loose."

Edward: "So what do you suggest? Letting her hang?"

Carlisle: "Billy Flynn."

The glitz

Billy Flynn: "You're the sweetest little jazz killer to ever hit Chicago. You're a star, kid."

Bella: "I am? I am a star aren't I."

And things that go bump in the night

Edward: "If you knew what I am, what I've become, you wouldn't tempt me like that."

~x~

Emmett: "That …bitch she tried to kill me!"

Carlisle: "She did kill you, I only found you on your last breath."

~x~

Jasper: To Alice- "You're crazy for trying to kill me but I love you. But don't think for one second that means that I'm not picturing you blood running down my throat."

And all that Jazz