Hello everyone! I am sorry that I have been silent for so long, my laptop went weird and I couldn't access the Internet. So after so long, I am now going to use my IPad (which is highly annoying).
I hope you enjoy these little one-shots and have a good laugh!
Friends: Help you move
Best Friends: Help you move the bodies
"I'm telling you, he's not dead!" Odie yelled in panic running around in the dark like a mad man.
"Then where is his pulse?" Herry said, holding Cronus' left arm walking backwards.
"Do gods even have pulses?" Neil asked who was walking along side the others looking in his mirror.
"Neil does have a point..." Theresa stated, holding Cronus' right foot with Atlanta walking forward.
Holding Cronus' left leg, Archie rolled his eyes and spoke out loud, "There's a shocker."
"Can someone please tell me where we are going? If he is alive we can't take him to... You know where." Atlanta added her thoughts glancing at Jay's direction.
"Odie where would be the logical..." Jay began to speak, holding Cronus' right arm, "never mind." Odie was too busy freaking out and saying things like being murderers, going to jail and being put to death.
After a long time of silence, Odie randomly yelled out, "We could risk it!" the others had faces for confusion since they ignored his ramblings ages ago. Not noticing that they were confused, Odie continued on, "and if a cop asks us if we know anything about this, we will deny it!"
"Why would anyone, let alone a cop, know about Cronus?" Archie asked, wanting the night to be over.
"I'm too young to go to jail!" Odie cried out, shouting to the stars as he fell to his knees dramatically.
Atlanta decided to add her thoughts, "We could call Zeus, and we would never hear from Cronus ever again."
"But what if he tries to kidnap Zeus again?" Jay asked, wanting the gods to be safe from Cronus.
"Godnaped." Neil suddenly said, never leaving his eyes from his mirror.
"What?" Jay asked confused,causing everyone, besides Odie, to look at Neil.
"You said kidnaped, but Zeus is a god, so therefore it is called Godnaped." Neil said with a sigh for dramatic effects.
"We will die!" Odie yelled, making everyone forget Neil's statement.
"And why will we die?" Theresa asked, finding everything to annoy her right now.
"An officer will see this body, then we will go to jail and then the army will come for us because we killed a freaking god! That is the worst thing to do! Then the army will fling us into the air and then we will land in the waters and then the navy will get their hands on us and then they will take us to someplace where they use a medieval torture set up and slowly kill us because we freakingly killed a freaking god!" Odie yelled, waving his arms around after using his body as demonstrations of what he just said.
"Or we could leave him here..." Herry said, wanting to be home eating whatever Athena cooked.
And there we have the first chapter. I am sorry if there are anything wrong with spelling and/or grammar.
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