RPM: Green And Gooey Slime does own the random, pointless Muggles. She doesn't however own Voldemort or anyone else from the second greatest series in the world HARRY POTTER!!!! *Music starts and everyone claps*

Chapter 1: If the prophecy hadn't happened.

Hell has frozen over us.

*A random, pointless Muggle drops from the sky and lands on the ground with a loud thump. He is dressed in prisoners orange clothing. He carries a handgun and wears an evil smile.*

The RPM (Random, Pointless, Muggle) looked up and smiled when he saw he had an audience. Motioning everyone to keep quiet with a finger to his lips he whispered.

"You know now that hell has frozen over, anything can happen so that's why he's" - jerks thumb over to dead body of Harry Potter - "run out of luck. So that's why us RPM's have to take care of Voldie-Poo."

The escaped prisoner paused, remembering his instructions. "And we have to do it without magic, so that's why I've got my trusty handgun. Took out fifty men with it once." He boasts.

Motioning for the audience to hide the escaped RPM throws on a death eaters cloak and pulls on a mask. His eyes furtively swept across the hidden Muggles - Trees, bushes, and voldie-hating signs appear.

"Hush now here he comes." Mumbles the RPM as he leaves to join the group of Death Eaters.

Lord Voldemort appears and the Death Eaters helpfully let fire a bunch of the Weasley twins fireworks to allow the Dark Lord (He-Who-Must-Be-In-Pain- By-Now) to make his entrance a 'bang.'

Once the fireworks have resided (twelve hours later) and the Death Eaters were very bored the Dark Lord made his announcement.

"To my faithful Death Eaters." He begins. The RPM sniggered. Voldemort blushes and continues. "Today is a day we have all been waiting for. We have strived very hard and finally Harry Potter and that old coot." - points to body of Dumbledore - "Are dead."

All the Death Eaters cheer and Voldie's face goes tomato red.

"Anyway." He adds hastily "This is the day in which I. no I mean we will rule the world."

The RPM laughs cruelly and whips of his mask. Voldie and the Death Eater's shiver at the cruel sound of it. "I think not Voldie. I'm going to rule the world!"

Then the RPM brings out his handgun and points it at Voldie. "Goodbye Voldie." He says cruelly as he pulls the trigger. "Hasta la Vista."

Then the RPM felt this floating feeling. An amused, disembodied voice can be heard. "Well done RPM" It says. "But you were too good for the Mortal World. Welcome to hell."

The RPM eagerly rubbed his hands together and walked off to start a black market with Grindelwald. Unfortunately for him Voldemort had plans to ruin it all.

~*~ End of Chappie 1 ~*~ Flamers will get howlers!!!!