Okay, just to make everything clear, this story was written awhile ago and I ended up taking off this site however I've decided to repost it and many others that I've discontinued or are awaiting a rewrite.

ALL of my active stories are posted on the profile for Fenris187 and none of the fics here will be updated.

Also, I own no IP at all right now and make no money off this free access fanfiction.


"Dammit! Why do they keep looking at me like that?" a young child shouted he entered his room.

He was short even for his age, and his head was covered in spiky blond hair that fell in front of his eyes while a set of whisker marks adorned his cheeks.

"That would be my fault," a voice sounded in his head.

"What do you want Kyūbi? Trying to trick me into releasing you again?" the blond mentally retorted.

"Why does it matter? You hate Konoha as much as I do, so what's wrong with releasing me?"

"Because I know enough to know that releasing you will KILL me!"

"No it won't."

"What? Going to use your whole 'you're a demon too' speech again?"

"Despite it being true… no, just release this seal already!"

"Forget it."

The five year old Naruto had been listening to the fox and its attempts at convincing him he was a demon for so long he couldn't remember when he first heard it, just that he couldn't remember his first meeting with the demon.

Kyūbi on the other hand DID remember their first meeting. It happened when he was just two years old. Oh how it HATED the Yondaime for that, the seal was almost fully removed and the detestable human had stopped the child from releasing it.

The Kyūbi wouldn't have cared if it wasn't for one simple little fact. The seal was completely screwing up the kid like it did with his mother. Neither should've had any chakra but those damnable seals kept converting their strength into the inferior energy, poisoning their brains and deteriorating their muscles, shortening their lifespan to about a hundredth of what it would be without the seal causing the damage.

Well they always did say she had the strongest maternal instincts among demons… even when the kid wasn't her own.

By the time she had been extracted from Kushina, the seal had already done it's damage and without it, the clashing of her natural power and the artificial one she had been given for so long began to tear her body apart, so she did what she could to take her out of her misery.

The only problem had been when that bastard Yondaime had decided to seal her in the baby, she didn't want to get imprisoned again, especially when the child would only suffer from her and the seals presence, so she did the kindest thing, she tried to kill it before it could suffer, only to get stopped by the man and her former host, who then proceeded to seal her in the poor child.

She wasn't an idiot… hell she was regularly considered a bit of a delinquent by demons, especially how she always put her full attention into subjects she liked at school.

Of course, having an education allowed her to calculate the age when her new host would be unable to recover from the removal of the seal… and it was a mere three months away.

"Come on, I know it might not seem like it but I do have your best interests at heart… hell I'll even take you away from this abominable village if you just release the seal."

"Look, I might not be smart, but I'm not stupid enough to release you!"

"But doing so would PROVE to everyone in Konoha that you aren't me," the giant kitsune stated, hoping that that would succeed in convincing the blond to release her.

"But then I would be dead and it wouldn't matter."

"Not quite, my previous host survived having me ripped out of her gut."

"Really?"

"Yes really."

Silence reigned as the blond thought over the course of action. After thinking about it, the blond decided to take the chance (well he is only five and has practically no common sense developed yet).

Suddenly finding himself in front of the massive cage that housed the beast, Naruto proceeded to completely rip off the paper tag, revealing the lock that kept the gate closed.

Pushing a large amount of chakra into the pin sized gap, the lock was pried open, before with a simple click, the enormous gate swung open, revealing the Kyūbi in all her glory.

"I promise you, you won't regret this decision," the beast stated as its form dispersed from the young blonds mind, disintegrating the seal and putting the blond in unrivalled levels of pain before he passed out.

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In the outside world, a malicious red aura exploded off the blond, before drifting to the side of the room and condensing until instead of a red haze, there stood a relatively tall woman with long red hair that flowed down to the back of her knees, a lean and smooth face endowed with slitted red eyes and a row of razor sharp fangs hidden by plump pink lips.

Kyūbi wasn't an idiot, she knew that her aura would cause all the ninja in Konoha to investigate the reason behind why they could feel it.

Closing her eyes, she proceeded to concentrate on warping the time/space continuum, effectively creating a portal, before grabbing her former host and entering it, just before the contingency of ANBU and the Hokage arrived.

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Appearing in a strange castle, Kyūbi immediately examined her surroundings.

"Yep… definitely the right place," she deadpanned when she noticed the overabundance of portraits, with most of them depicting a large man with long flowing crimson hair and pure white eyes with black tattoos running vertically through them, while the rest depicted a woman with short blonde hair, red eyes and long pointed ears.

Walking along the corridor, she proceeded to follow a very… direct course through the castle, never stopping to look where the rooms or corridors led.

After what seemed like hours, she finally came across a pair of massive doors that she could fit through in her largest state.

"Alright Kyūbi, you can do this… besides all you have to do is explain why you took so long and why you're carrying a kid… I just hope he doesn't kill me before I can finish," the redhead thought before taking a deep breath and knocking on the impressive door.

"Who dares come before the most badass freakin overlord in the entire cosmos, Lord Zetta!" a booming (albeit arrogant) voice blasted from behind the door.

"Um, it's Kyūbi," the fox replied nervously.

"Kyūbi? GET YER ASS IN HERE NOW!"

Quickly opening the door Kyūbi ran to the middle of the room before getting on her hands and knees (after placing her former container on the ground).

"Alright! Explain why the hell you've been gone for a hundred years! I only gave you 20 for your vacation!" a large man sitting on a throne practically shouted. He looked exactly like the person depicted in the portraits and was wearing a black suit with a large, crimson lined mantle.

"I'm sorry Lord Zetta, I was only going to take the 20… but things got screwed up when some asshole managed to hypnotise me… which ended up with me getting sealed in a woman, then when she died, I was sealed inside a girl… who, sorta had the same feeling of power as you," the nine tailed vixen informed the man.

"The same feeling of power as me… where is she?"

"She sorta… died when the same asshole that hypnotised me ripped me from her, had she been less mature she would've survived, but her seal suppressed her demonic power while giving her a weaker and more damaging version that the humans there have."

"And why the hell didn't you break free before then?"

"Because she actively strengthened the seal with her own strength."

"Okay… so why have you brought a child here before me?"

"Well, he was the next one I was sealed within," Kyūbi said nervously, causing Zetta to look at her blankly, "and he was the girls son."

Upon hearing that, the 'most badass freakin overlord in the entire cosmos' stared at the blond child for several minutes.

"Uh… Lord Zetta? Is there a problem?"

"This girl, did she have red hair?"

"Yes…"

"The same feeling to her power I have and red hair… it must have been her."

"Who?"

"My daughter."

"…"

"YOU HAD A DAUGHTER?!"

"She was born after you went on vacation… before she got kidnapped by that worthless piece of trash that Krichevskoy keeps as a vassal."

"You mean Etna?"

"I can't remember it's name."

"(sigh) the flat chested redhead that can only get prinnies to work for her."

"That's the one."

"Etna."

"Whatever."

"So, if your daughter was the one I got sealed in then that would make him your grandson," Kyūbi stated as she pointed towards the blond.

"That's the problem… she shouldn't have been old enough to give birth… unless… TIME MUST MOVE DIFFERENTLY IN THAT WORLD!"

"Actually, the seal made her mature about a hundred times faster than normal," the red eyed woman deadpanned, snapping the overlord out of his delusions, "and it would appear as though your grandson will be maturing at the same rate as a human, though I'm pretty sure he'll stop aging once he reaches twenty years old… the human equivalent of two thousand."

"Huh? Do humans really age that quickly?"

"Yeah… and they usually die of old age before reach a hundred."

"Damn, it must really suck to live such short lives."

"Yeah…"

"Anyway, take… what's his name?"

"Naruto."

"Fishcake to the infirmary!"

"Of course lord Zetta," the relieved bijū said before picking the blond back up and leaving the throne room.