Body The TERFers Go To Chicago

By: The TERFers from The ER Fanatic Society. To join, go to www.geocities.com/brenda_d165082000/index.html

Part 1 by: Jade14

" Well, its not my fault you ran after that Dave lookalike!" ILoveMalucci glared at me as I survayed her cut. She had gotten it chasing after a man who looked just like her favorite ER guy, Erik Palladino. We were on a trip to Chicago filming a documentary for a NBC contest telling why *we* were the ultimate ER fans and deserved to be on the show. Tori thought it would be a good idea to travel to Chicago during our Spring Break and film the real Cook County General Hospital. ILoveMalucci and I agreed, and after a long car ride to Illinois, here we are!

" It looks like you could use stitches." ILove Malucci shrugged.

" Oh, well. We were going to the hospital anyways. And we're only a block away." Everyone nodded, and we went on our way.

Maybee I should tell you more about us, before you begin reading our unbelieveable tale. It all started with a Round Robin Fan Fiction Game at fanforum.com, and it just went from there. I first posted the round robin fic game to write a funny ER fic with other fans. Tori started out on the fics right away, and helped me and a bunch of other people create a funny story. Half way through the first part though, everyone but me and Tori had dropped out. The fic was all our own. Okay, so maybee we should have kept the men of ER straight, and kept a gay bar out of County General, but how did we know ou deranged fanfiction was affecting the entire city of Chicago?

Whoa, Im getting ahead of myself. Im going to start at the begining. My name is Jade14, and I am the President of The ER Fanatic Society. My website used to be called Jade14 Online, but I changed it. So sue me. The TERFers are a bunch of people (well, only three actually, but that could change, the sites only been open for one day) who write fanfic about ER. And its not your everyday fanfic. Its pretty weird. All by ourselves we are sweet girls, kind to the ER charaters, and we never write humor. But together, The TERFers are a different story. We change the titles of our fics from Let it Snow, and Angel In The ER to things like 'Benton Looses His Bitches', 'Whose Bitch is That?', and 'The Cook County Gay Bar'. Our enemys are Cleo and that evil Frank guy, and our loves are Carter, and Dave. Well, one day, Timeo (the moderator at fanforum.com) said we couldn't swear anymore. WHAT!!! Saying "Bitch" was the basis of our entire story! We continued the story by replacing 'Bitch' with 'Boy' until fanforum.com gave us another blow to the head. We were not allowed to copy and paste the entire story after each post anymore. We had to write each line seperately. Now this really pissed us off. Do those people know what a pain in the ass it is to copy and paste each line *after* the story is done? We were not going to sacrafice our story to the rules of a forum. So we had to move the fic game to keep it alive. I created my own forum with this cool Ultra board from homepagetools.com, and I asked Tori and ILoveMalucci to join, and TERFS was born.

Anyways, we heard about this 'Be a guest star on ER contest' that NBC was sponsering, and we just had to enter. So we decided to come to Chicago. And thats where the trouble began. Allright, back to the story.

We were headed to the hospital in my car ( which was painted scrub-top blue). Tori was in the back seat, typing on our laptop, and ILoveMalucci was in the front seat, videotaping her cut hand and telling the people on NBC that "no one but a hard core ER fan would injure themselves to chase an Erik Palladino lookalike." Her words were so honest, and sacraficing her hand to have a look at the lookalike certainly was a brave feat. If any of us should be the guest star, it should be her.

It was when we pulled up to the front of the hospital, that we all gasped in horror and shock. Instead of the familiar neon light that said "Emergency room" over the front door, there was a huge bright purple light that said " The Cook County Gay Bar".

TBC