"Hey, Yugi?" Yami asked innocently a mischevious grin spreading.

"What?" He answered with his back turned.

"What color's the dress?" He asked coyly.

The magic color-changing dress had become an internet phenomenon in a matter of hours. Some saw blue and black, others white and gold. It was an easy way to piss off every one in a 5 mile radius. Mentioning it was an instant fight starter.

"Who cares about this stupid fucking dress?! It's just a dress!" He yelled turning red. "Besides. It's white and gold."

"Oh? I thought it was blue and black." Atem said, his smirk ever increasing.

"Not you too! It's just a fucking optical illusion!"

"Aha!" Atem yelled as he grabbed Yugi from behind. "You're so sexy when you're pissed." He whispered into his ear suggestively.

Yugi turned red for a whole different reason.