"I'm home, guys! Well there are only two of you so I don't know if I should say guys, but whatever."
Bruce and Natasha turned their heads to see Tony looking like a complete idiot. What was he wearing? A very silky and pink bra. But no, it wasn't on his chest.
It was strapped on his head.
"Tony, what in the name of everything are you wearing?" Natasha asked as she stared at Tony. "You look.. stupid!"
"Thank you, Nata de Coco, but right now, compliments aren't needed because I know that I look incredibly amazing." Was Tony's response as he looked at Bruce just facepalming. Bruce stood up and unhooked the bra, taking it away from him.
"Hey! That's mine!" Tony said, crossing his arms.
"Well too bad it's... Natasha's bra now."
"What? I don't want it! What the hell is wrong with you Bruce?"
"Just take it, Natasha!"
"No!"
"But Natash-"
"Geez.. Jarvis? Get me some popcorn." Tony said as he watched Natasha and Bruce fight. A mechanical arm then came down holding popcorn whilst Tony grabbed it instantly. "Now this is beautiful.." He said, stuffing his mouth full of popcorn.
