Hey guys, what's up? It's CWolf126 with a Naruto fanfic. Just letting you know, Naruto is a darker and more cynical dude than in the anime. He will have a few friends/comrades (Lee, Shikamaru, Choji, Kiba, and Shino) that will be loyal comrades who are a group and are basically the shit. It's right after the Sasuke retrieval arc and all of them woke up on the way back to the village. Sakura bashing. NaruHina, ShikaTem, ChoIno, KibaAnko, LeeTen, ShinoShizune.
The Sasuke Retrieval Team was headed towards the Leaf's gate when Neji Hyuga stopped.
"Hey," Neji said. The rest of the team looked back at him.
"I'm going to go to the Hyuga compound, can you five take care of the mission report?" the lavender-eyed ninja asked.
"Sure Neji, go on home," Shikamaru said. With that the Hyuga leaped of in the direction of the Hyuga complex.
"Bastard, that energy would have been nice while we were fighting for our lives back there." Kiba said.
While staggering towards the Hokage Tower, the team began getting dirty looks from most of the villagers. After some time, Kiba and Akamaru began growling at them, but Naruto just calmly said "Just forget about them Kiba. These uppity pieces of shit aren't worth your time."
"How you put up with these villagers is beyond me Naruto." Kiba said hotly.
"This is nothing. I used to get hospitalized on a weekly basis." Naruto simply remarked. If the group had any extra energy, they would have gawked at Naruto's statement. But being as battered as they were, they simply walked on to the Hokage Tower.
"Naruto, what happened?" Shizune asked, her mouth agape with shock.
"Well, those sound ninja four were pretty tough." Naruto said.
"Yes, if it had not been for Temari, Kankuro, or Gaara, I am sure that we would not be standing here today!" Lee said courageously, holding a fist up with tears welling in his eyes at the memory of camaraderie.
"Lee, shut the fuck up," Kiba said while rolling his eyes.
"Thanks Kiba," Shikamaru said. "I would have said something, but that would take to much effort."
"Yeah, and now that I think about it, I could really use a snack right now." Choji whined.
"Man, you just lost all, that weight! Are your really going to try to gain it all back?" Naruto asked, his eyes and mouth wide open. Then he heard his own stomach grumble.
"Look who's talking now Naruto," Kiba said.
"Yeah, yeah, how about we all go to Ichiraku's after reporting to Grandma Tsunade?" Naruto proposed.
"Why the hell not," Shikamaru said. "After the ass-whoopings we all got, we could use a good meal and some down time."
"Okay, but I think you all are missing the point," Shizune said. The 5 boys looked back at her. "You were all beaten within inches of your lives, you should be in the hospital!"
"Ahh," Naruto said waving the comment off. "We'll go after the ramen."
"Yeah, I'm starving." Choji said.
"We get it Choji." Shikamaru irately remarked. "I told you, we'll report the mission's failure and get out of here."
"Wait, you failed?!" Shizune asked.
"Well no shit Shizune! Do you see a Sasuke with us? Cuz I can't." Kiba retorted smartly. "Look this is really starting to get boring so can we go?"
"Yeah, let's get this over with. Lady Tsunade can be worse than my mom when she wants to." Shikamaru answered.
"You WHAT?" Tsunade yelled.
"We failed the mission. How much clearer can we get Grandma?" Naruto asked, rolling his eyes. A tick marked appeared on the blonde Senju's forehead.
"You IDIOT! Do you know what this means? Not only has Orochimaru stolen another one of our most gifted ninja, but he has also found a powerful body to come into once the one he has now is all used up!" Tsunade exclaimed.
"If you ask me, Sasuke is over-rated." Kiba said.
"Are you insane! Sasuke was the rookie of the year for your year!" the Sannin countered.
"Yeah, and we were dead lasts, and we made it to the last round of the chunin exams." Shikamaru said, crossing his arms.
"Not to mention me, I would have made it to the last round had Gaara not been my opponent." Lee exlaimed.
"Yeah, Bushy Brows too." Naruto interrupted. "All this village ever does is go on about Sasuke. 'Sasuke, Sasuke, muah, muah, muah!' I've got 7 words for this village. "Get you lips out of Sasuke's ass!""
Everyone in the room went quiet, even the hidden Anbu team went quieter than they had been before.
"All anyone does in this village is dick-ride Sasuke, getting all worked up about his precious Sharingan. No one ever took two seconds to notice me and the shit I was going through except for the guys standing next to me, along with Shino too. I never held it over anybody, but now I see, I can really only trust those whom I've fought with and suffered with. These guys here have suffered with me every step of the way. We were all rejected by others, so we know what loneliness is." Turning to his 4 friends he said, "I think were all done here, let's go."
With that, the five ninjas leapt out of the Hokage's office to Ichiraku's Ramen, leaving Tsunade Senju looking down at her desk thinking about what Naruto just said.
Once they got to the Ichiraku's, the dead-lasts ran into Shino, who, for once, actually showed concern for the 5.
"Are you sure that you're going to be all right?" Shino asked the five.
"Don't worry, after this we're gonna get a patch job at the hospital." Choji said after he finished his 5th bowl.
"Yeah, don't worry we'll be fine Shino." Kiba said while grinning.
"Okay." Shino nodded.
After all of them had finished their ramen and got their patch jobs, the six of them split up to go see some friendly faces. Naruto took off in search of Sakura, to go and break the new to her. Little did he know he was walking into a hornet's nest.
"Hey Sakura!" Naruto yelled
"Naruto! You're back from the mission?" Sakura asked.
"Mhm."
"Did you bring Sasuke back to me?"
"Well, uhh, ya' see, uhhh... uhh... no we didn't." Naruto answered. Sakura just stood there with a serious look on her face.
"Uhh, Sakura? Are you okay?"
"No, NO I'M NOT!" Sakura yelled. "You didn't bring my Sasuke back to me, you WORTHLESS PIECE OF TRASH! Because of you, I'll never get to have Sasuke, you idiot!"
Naruto started to laugh maniacally. Now it was Sakura's turn to feel puzzled.
"But, Naruto? What's going on?"
"Shut the FUCK UP!" Naruto yelled. "How stupid of me to forget that you are an avid dick-rider of Sasuke yourself. You want Sasuke, you can have him. I'll bring him back. Just don't expect to see anything below his head."
Sakura just stood there shocked, mouth agape at Naruto's statement.
"Sakura, close your mouth before you choke on something." Naruto said, disgusted. "Oh wait, too late! You've already choked all over Sasuke's dick you skank!" With those closing words, Naruto just leapt off in a course for the training grounds.
As Naruto approached the training grounds, he was taken into the landscape of his mind.
"Wait, how did I end up in a sewer?" Naruto asked as he looked around. "Oh, I'm here again."
"Damn kid, you really got screwed over when the 4th chose to make you my jinchuriki." The nine-tails voice said.
"Just leave me alone, I don't want to talk about it."
"Well, one way or another, you're going to talk about it. I saw everything that just happened, and my suggestion is, ditch this hell-hole with your friends and travel."
"If we did that, we'd be hunted down as rogue ninjas you idiot! Even I know that!"
"You didn't let me finish. I was going to say you could tell the 5th that you're going to leave with your friends whether she likes it or not, and if she doesn't you'll let me loose on the village."
"But..."
"Kid, listen, I really don't want to destroy the village. The only reason I did it the last time was because a man by the name of Madara Uchiha was controlling me with his Sharingan."
"Sharingans can do that?!"
"The genjutsus they cast for it can become powerful enough so that they can control the tailed beasts."
"Cool, I guess..."
"Anyway, I just want to get out of this place, and I can see that you do too."
"Yeah, but..."
"But what kid? You said it yourself, all anyone in this village cares about is that stupid Uchiha prick."
"Okay, fine."
"And furthermore... wait, you said yes? I wasn't expecting you to agree so quickly. I had this whole argument planned out and everything!"
"Yeah, I get it, you're just like me. Nobody likes you because of your rep which wasn't even your fault. You're not so bad. Maybe with in mind we could become friends."
"Don't get mushy on me kid! I'm just trying to get out of here."
"I've got an idea. Can I trust you Kyuubi?"
The fox rolled his eyes saying, "I'm not really a fox, but whatever."
Naruto's face began to form one of confusion. "But then what are you? You know what, hold that thought, you can show me!"
"What, wait just hold on a minu-" with that Naruto pulled of the seal and the Nine-Tails was free.
"Kid, why'd you do that?"
"If I'm gonna be free from my hell, why can't you be free from yours?"
"Well, okay." The Nine-Tails stepped out of his prison and showed himself. Naruto wasn't expecting a fox, as the Nine-Tails told him that he wasn't a fox. But he was expecting something like it. You could say that the demon's form was fox-like, but it had some distinct features. When the Nine-Tails stepped out, he appeared with broad shoulders, a robust skull, strong powerful legs with large paws, and a gray-silver coat of fur. The Nine-Tailed Fox was actually a...Nine-Tailed Wolf!
"Your a WOLF?!"
"Well, we can be anything we want, but the wolf is my preferred state."
"Dude... THAT'S AWESOME!"
"Yeah, I know." the wolf smirked.
"So do I call you Okami?"
"Yeah, I guess. But my name is actually Kurama."
"Well alright then, Kurama the Okami it is! Wait till the others here about this!"
"Don't forget, they're coming with us out of this village, a wolf isn't as strong without his pack."
"Yeah, sure."
The six dead lasts (Naruto, Shikamaru, Choji, Shino, Kiba, and Lee) met up in the 5th hokage's office, all of them looking rather serious.
'What's wrong with them?' Tsunade thought. 'It looks like someone just told them that their friends were all massacred. But, it's intimidating. It's kind of hot acutally. Wait what am I saying? They're like 12!'
"What is it that you 6 want?" Tsunade asked Naruto stepped forward to her question.
Looking at her dead in the eye he said, "We want out of this village!"
"What? As in, abandoning the Hidden Leaf?"
"Yes and no. Think of it as... an extended training pilgrimage." Kiba said.
"We're leaving the village one way or the other Tsunade, but we'd preferred not to be labeled as rogue ninja so we don't have to kill the trackers." Shikamaru said.
"And how would you kill the trackers? You 6 may be good, but you're still just genin." Tsunade stated bluntly with unbelief.
"Well, it's not that we'll be killing just the tracker ninjas." Naruto said.
"What do you mean?"
"Well, you see, I've made a deal with the Okami, and he said-"
"The Okami?"
"Oh yeah I almost forgot. You know him as the Nine-Tailed Fox, but he's actually a Nine-Tailed Wolf."
"You made a deal with the Nine-Tails?!" Tsunade yelled.
"Yeah, and he said that if you don't let us go, he'll destroy the entire village, and spare only those who stand beside me. So in other words, he kills everyone in the village except for these five, Ayame, and old man Teuchi."
"I don't believe you. You're bluffing."
Kiba then walked forward and placed his hands on Tsunade's desk, "Do you really want to bet the village's fate on a whim?"
As he stared intently into Tsunade's eyes, she thought, 'His gaze, it's so strong. It makes me want to be dominated by him. It makes me want to accept him as my Alpha.' She looked around the rest of the room and thought, 'Not just his, all of their eyes are like this. Even that Akimichi kid's.'
"B-But why would you want to leave the village?" Tsunade asked, trying to avoid their gazes unsuccessfully, a red hue coming up on her cheeks.
"Simply put Lady Tsunade," Choji began, "This village is hell for all of us. Naruto is hated because he's a jinchuriki, Lee is dismissed because he can't use genjutsu or ninjutsu, no one pays attention to Shikamaru because he's lazy, Kiba is shunned because of his nature is unusually canine, even among the Inuzuka, people avoid Shino because he's different, and me, I'm alone because I'm fat." At this Lady Tsunade did a mental double take. She had heard that Choji's temper could rival her own whenever the word "fat" was said in his presence. She couldn't believe that he had just admitted that he was...well... fat.
"So you see Grandma, we've all got our reasons for leaving. So what's it gonna be?"
After a few moments of intense silence, the hokage uttered defeat. "Fine. Just come back in a couple years okay?"
"Fine." Lee said. "We will return to hell in a few years and see if it is snowing."
"Oh yeah guys!" Naruto started. "I've almost forgot to introduce you officially to the Okami! Shadow clown jutsu!"
Then the clone said, "Alright, pour some of the Okami in me, and I'll let him take over."
The real Naruto nodded, and raising his hands, shot a little blast of Kurama's chakra into his clone. Then the clone started to morph into a robust timber wolf.
"Ahh, feels so good to stretch my legs again." Turning to Tsunade he said, "So this is Tsunade Senju, one of the Legendary Sannin. " Taking a whiff of the air, he said, "You are a very naughty girl." Tsunade's succeeding blush rivaled that of Hinata's. "Your pheromones are off the chart!" Turning to the boys he said, "Apparently, she sees all of you as her Alpha's and she wants you to take her until she falls unconscious."
Smirking Shikamaru replied, "Check and mate. Let's go guys, I don't want to lose my virginity to a woman who wants to be a living masturbation sleeve for 6 men." The wolf poofed out of existence and the six ninja's leapt out the window, leaving Tsunade rubbing her legs together thoroughly.
As the six ninjas leaped from building to building, they approached the gate. Taking a look back, Naruto said, "Part of me is gonna miss this place." The other 5 looked back with confused looks. Then Naruto followed up with, "Just kidding! I'm never gonna miss this piece of shit!"
"Damn straight!" Kiba yelled.
"Yes! We will leave behind our pain and misery, and move forward unto success and greatness."
"Yeah!" Choji cheered.
"Wait guys." Shikamaru said. They all stopped on a roof and Shikamaru restarted, "Let's get a fist pump to leaving this dump." Raising a fist everyone followed suit saying, "To leaving this dump." Then they all yelled, "HUA!"
"Wait, there's something else too." Shino began.
"What is it?" Naruto asked.
Cracking a smile, Shino yelled, "To bitches, freedom, brotherhood, and unlimited power!"
"Hell yeah Shino!" Choji said.
"Who knew that bug-boy over here was a party animal?" Kiba joked.
"Well, all I know is that I like this new Shino," Lee remarked.
"Yeah! To bitches, freedom, brotherhood, and unlimited power! HUA!" Naruto yelled.
Then the six young ninja ran out of the village into the land beyond.
