Disclaimer: I own it! I own Gundam Wing!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! *AJ's muse, Blade
pops up and shakes head* sorry you had to see that, *looks at AJ who is foaming at the mouth* she doesn't own Gundam
Wing. So don't sue her. All you'd get would be posters of Quatre Trunks and some bad sketches of them and, Nuriko,
Tasuki, Amiboshi, Teenage Gohan....*rambles on and on about sketches AJ has made of practially every bishonen out
there*


AJ: Hey all! I am really bored, and on a sugar high from too much Easter candy!! So I've decided to bring the G-guys here
and mess with their heads!! So just let me whip out my nifty authoress portal and they'll be here in a jiff!!

*pulls a huge mirror-like-thing out of hyperspace* here we are. *sticks hand into mirror and fishes around for a while*
hmmmm....AHA!*pulls out Nakago from Fushigi Yugi* AHHHHHHHHHHHH! *immediatly shoves back in* oh....my....
Kami-sama!! That was horrible!! *shudders and fishes around for guys again*I think I got it this time.*pulls out a confused
looking Wufei*

Wufei: What the Hell? *spots AJ* NOOOO! NOT AGAIN!! WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS???!!!!

AJ: *smacks Wufei with golden ruler* shut up! My other fics weren't THAT bad.

W: *snickers* right. And Maxwell isn't a baka.

AJ: SHUT UP!! I have to concentrate. *sticks hand back into portal while Wufei rumages through the fridge*

W: Geez, onna. Why don't you have any real food? What is a ham and cheese sandwhich pocket that has no meat?

AJ: *ignores him* almost got it.....hah! *pulls out Trowa who looks around at his new surroundings*

Trowa: ///.o....

AJ: Hiya Trowa!! Help yourself to my food....ignore Wufei. He's still upset about the last fic I wrote.

T: ///.o *still hasn't recovered from trama of last fic*

AJ: Or not...*sticks hand in again* hmmm.....*Pulls out Trunks from DBZ* oh my. *glomps Trunks*

Trunks: o.O

AJ: *ahem* sorry 'bout that. *motions for Trunks to go back into the portal.*

Tr: o.O *steps into portal still slightly miffed*

AJ: I wish he could have stayed longer *dreamy sigh* Trunks...

T: ///.o

AJ: Will you stop that?! *mumbles while sticking hand in portal again*

W: *walks in again drinking a beer* What is this? It has a strange yet pleasent flavor?

AJ: Hey! That's my mom's!! argh...*pulls Heero out of portal* yay! Heero!

Heero: ;-_-

AJ: What?

H: ;;-_-

AJ: Yeeeaaahhh.....whatever. *reaches in again. Grabs something with a braid* I think I got Duo...*pulls out Nuriko from
Fushigi Yugi* Ahh! Nuriko!!! *glomps*

Nuriko: o.O;

AJ: *smiles* I love you! Just like I love Quatre, Trunks, Amiboshi....*names other anime bishonen*

N: *backs away slwoly and jumps into portal*

AJ: *pouts* oh well! *digs around in portal some more. Finally pulls out Duo* Yay!! Duo!!

Duo: Not again!! *hides behind Trowa*

T: o.O

AJ: Will you stop looking at me like that?! gosh, you'd think he'd have gotten over it already. *Sticks head in portal and
nearly falls in* ahhhh!!! *She manages to balance herself* ahem. I meant to do that. *sticks hand in figuring it's safer*

W: psh. Onna's...

AJ: -_-;;

H: Wufei, let me have a sip of that.

W: *hands Heero the can*

AJ: *Starts throwing random people out of portal looking for Quatre. Vegeta goes flying out and lands near Wufei*

W: *sticks can out to Vegeta* drink?

Vegeta: what is that?

W: *shrugs* It tastes good.

V: *takes can and drinks* hm...not bad.

*Wufei and Vegeta get into a deep conversation on how women or onnas are weak*

AJ: *scratches head* Where the heck....*Shrugs and dives into portal*

Everyone: o.O

Ten minutes later, AJ surfaces and pulls out a shaken Quatre.

AJ: QUATRE!!! *Glomps* I LOVE YOU!!!

Quatre: Not again! How many times do I have to come here? *pulls out of AJ's grip*

AJ: Now that you're all here, lets start. oh wait, sorry Vegeta and all other random anime people, ya gots to go. *throws
them back into portal* Now lets see. How do I want to torture you? Except Quatre!! *smiles at Quatre*Well maybe...

All: o.O

Q: o.O;

AJ: Mwahahahahahahaha*cough cough* hahahahaha!! *rubs throat* I've done too much evil laughter lately.

D: *snicker*

AJ: *Mimicks Heero Yuy death glare (tm)* What was that Duo?

D: Nothing *snicker*

AJ: *pulls out golden ruler of death and whaps Duo on the head*

D: Ow....

AJ: As I was saying, what to do?

W: You brought us here and you don't know what you want to do with us? Great.* he leaned back in the couch he was
sitting on and sipped the last of his beer*

Q: You could let us go....

AJ: Never!! *huddles by self in corner, and starts to appraently have a conversation with her self*

Duo, Trowa, Quatre: o.O

Wufei, Heero: -_-;;;

AJ: *walks back over to where they rest of the guys are* We...er...I have decided That I will make you watch Teletubies
for six hours straight. Enjoy.

All: *faint*

~*~*~*~*~Two hours later~*~*~*~*~

Heero: *sits up and Notices they are all in a huge white room. He pokes Duo* Wake up.

Duo: Huh? wha-? Oh ,yeah. *Duo pokes Trowa*

Trowa:....///.- zzzzzzz

D: *pokes harder* WAKE UP!

T: *Sits up and looks around. Sighs and pokes Wufei*

Wufei: Hm? *opens eyes* What the Fu-*gets cut off by loud booming annoying voice*

LBV: NO CURSING!! THIS IS G RATED!!!

W: Fudge. Fudge? What the Heck? I can't curse!! No! My mouth! It feels so clean...

Quatre: *wakes up because of Wufei's loud ranting* Crup. Crup? What is Crup?

LBV: ALL CURSING HAS BEEN TURNED OFF!!!

Q: o.O

Suddenly on all walls Teletubies starts playing. Screams echo through out the house.

AJ: MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!*starts coughing and gagging*

Heero: *searching the walls*

Duo: *covering ears* what are you doing, Heero?

H: Looking for a doorknob. AJ doesn't have enough money to have a room with no windows or doors. Only author's with
money can do that.

D: I get it. *starts helping Heero*

Trowa, Quatre, Wufei clue in and start looking also.

Q: Found it! *turns nob and opens door for everyone*

Everyone: *run out of the room*



In AJ's Room....
AJ: *Sitting on her bed laughing her head off, not aware that the guys escaped and are looking to kill her*



In another part of AJ's parent's house...
H: This is the way to her room.

D: Let's get 'er!

W: That weak onna must pay!!

T: she will not get away with this

Q: I dunno you guys...Maybe we should just get her back without hurting her.

Everyone: *blank stare*

Q: -_-;

D: LET'S GO!!!


Back in AJ's room...

AJ: hehe... I hope they're ok...myabe I should let them--*hears Slight noise outside* huh? *walks over to door and opens*
huh? Nothings here....

Suddenly five very ticked figures appear

AJ: *Gulp*

D: :)

H: :)

T: :)

W: :)

Q: *looks at everyone else then mimicks* :)

AJ: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Lights go out and many various noises are heard.

AJ: *bound and gagged to a chair.* mmmhhmm, mmhhmm!!!!

D: Shut up!

AJ: ammrrmmmhhmmm!!!

H: Now for the torture.



Wierd Narrorator That Just Appeared Out Of Nowhere: What Will Happen To AJ? Will She Be Killed, Or Tortured?
Will Duo Get Pocky?

Duo: o.O

WNTJAOON: If AJ Get's Enough Reviews She Will Continue. If Not Then We All Will Be Better Off.

AJ: MHMMM!!! :(

Everyone: *snicker*

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