Disclaimer: I own it! I own Gundam Wing!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! *AJ's muse, Blade
pops up and shakes head* sorry you had to see that, *looks at AJ who is foaming at the mouth* she doesn't own Gundam
Wing. So don't sue her. All you'd get would be posters of Quatre Trunks and some bad sketches of them and, Nuriko,
Tasuki, Amiboshi, Teenage Gohan....*rambles on and on about sketches AJ has made of practially every bishonen out
there*
AJ: Hey all! I am really bored, and on a sugar high from too much Easter candy!! So I've decided to bring the G-guys here
and mess with their heads!! So just let me whip out my nifty authoress portal and they'll be here in a jiff!!
*pulls a huge mirror-like-thing out of hyperspace* here we are. *sticks hand into mirror and fishes around for a while*
hmmmm....AHA!*pulls out Nakago from Fushigi Yugi* AHHHHHHHHHHHH! *immediatly shoves back in* oh....my....
Kami-sama!! That was horrible!! *shudders and fishes around for guys again*I think I got it this time.*pulls out a confused
looking Wufei*
Wufei: What the Hell? *spots AJ* NOOOO! NOT AGAIN!! WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS???!!!!
AJ: *smacks Wufei with golden ruler* shut up! My other fics weren't THAT bad.
W: *snickers* right. And Maxwell isn't a baka.
AJ: SHUT UP!! I have to concentrate. *sticks hand back into portal while Wufei rumages through the fridge*
W: Geez, onna. Why don't you have any real food? What is a ham and cheese sandwhich pocket that has no meat?
AJ: *ignores him* almost got it.....hah! *pulls out Trowa who looks around at his new surroundings*
Trowa: ///.o....
AJ: Hiya Trowa!! Help yourself to my food....ignore Wufei. He's still upset about the last fic I wrote.
T: ///.o *still hasn't recovered from trama of last fic*
AJ: Or not...*sticks hand in again* hmmm.....*Pulls out Trunks from DBZ* oh my. *glomps Trunks*
Trunks: o.O
AJ: *ahem* sorry 'bout that. *motions for Trunks to go back into the portal.*
Tr: o.O *steps into portal still slightly miffed*
AJ: I wish he could have stayed longer *dreamy sigh* Trunks...
T: ///.o
AJ: Will you stop that?! *mumbles while sticking hand in portal again*
W: *walks in again drinking a beer* What is this? It has a strange yet pleasent flavor?
AJ: Hey! That's my mom's!! argh...*pulls Heero out of portal* yay! Heero!
Heero: ;-_-
AJ: What?
H: ;;-_-
AJ: Yeeeaaahhh.....whatever. *reaches in again. Grabs something with a braid* I think I got Duo...*pulls out Nuriko from
Fushigi Yugi* Ahh! Nuriko!!! *glomps*
Nuriko: o.O;
AJ: *smiles* I love you! Just like I love Quatre, Trunks, Amiboshi....*names other anime bishonen*
N: *backs away slwoly and jumps into portal*
AJ: *pouts* oh well! *digs around in portal some more. Finally pulls out Duo* Yay!! Duo!!
Duo: Not again!! *hides behind Trowa*
T: o.O
AJ: Will you stop looking at me like that?! gosh, you'd think he'd have gotten over it already. *Sticks head in portal and
nearly falls in* ahhhh!!! *She manages to balance herself* ahem. I meant to do that. *sticks hand in figuring it's safer*
W: psh. Onna's...
AJ: -_-;;
H: Wufei, let me have a sip of that.
W: *hands Heero the can*
AJ: *Starts throwing random people out of portal looking for Quatre. Vegeta goes flying out and lands near Wufei*
W: *sticks can out to Vegeta* drink?
Vegeta: what is that?
W: *shrugs* It tastes good.
V: *takes can and drinks* hm...not bad.
*Wufei and Vegeta get into a deep conversation on how women or onnas are weak*
AJ: *scratches head* Where the heck....*Shrugs and dives into portal*
Everyone: o.O
Ten minutes later, AJ surfaces and pulls out a shaken Quatre.
AJ: QUATRE!!! *Glomps* I LOVE YOU!!!
Quatre: Not again! How many times do I have to come here? *pulls out of AJ's grip*
AJ: Now that you're all here, lets start. oh wait, sorry Vegeta and all other random anime people, ya gots to go. *throws
them back into portal* Now lets see. How do I want to torture you? Except Quatre!! *smiles at Quatre*Well maybe...
All: o.O
Q: o.O;
AJ: Mwahahahahahahaha*cough cough* hahahahaha!! *rubs throat* I've done too much evil laughter lately.
D: *snicker*
AJ: *Mimicks Heero Yuy death glare (tm)* What was that Duo?
D: Nothing *snicker*
AJ: *pulls out golden ruler of death and whaps Duo on the head*
D: Ow....
AJ: As I was saying, what to do?
W: You brought us here and you don't know what you want to do with us? Great.* he leaned back in the couch he was
sitting on and sipped the last of his beer*
Q: You could let us go....
AJ: Never!! *huddles by self in corner, and starts to appraently have a conversation with her self*
Duo, Trowa, Quatre: o.O
Wufei, Heero: -_-;;;
AJ: *walks back over to where they rest of the guys are* We...er...I have decided That I will make you watch Teletubies
for six hours straight. Enjoy.
All: *faint*
~*~*~*~*~Two hours later~*~*~*~*~
Heero: *sits up and Notices they are all in a huge white room. He pokes Duo* Wake up.
Duo: Huh? wha-? Oh ,yeah. *Duo pokes Trowa*
Trowa:....///.- zzzzzzz
D: *pokes harder* WAKE UP!
T: *Sits up and looks around. Sighs and pokes Wufei*
Wufei: Hm? *opens eyes* What the Fu-*gets cut off by loud booming annoying voice*
LBV: NO CURSING!! THIS IS G RATED!!!
W: Fudge. Fudge? What the Heck? I can't curse!! No! My mouth! It feels so clean...
Quatre: *wakes up because of Wufei's loud ranting* Crup. Crup? What is Crup?
LBV: ALL CURSING HAS BEEN TURNED OFF!!!
Q: o.O
Suddenly on all walls Teletubies starts playing. Screams echo through out the house.
AJ: MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!*starts coughing and gagging*
Heero: *searching the walls*
Duo: *covering ears* what are you doing, Heero?
H: Looking for a doorknob. AJ doesn't have enough money to have a room with no windows or doors. Only author's with
money can do that.
D: I get it. *starts helping Heero*
Trowa, Quatre, Wufei clue in and start looking also.
Q: Found it! *turns nob and opens door for everyone*
Everyone: *run out of the room*
In AJ's Room....
AJ: *Sitting on her bed laughing her head off, not aware that the guys escaped and are looking to kill her*
In another part of AJ's parent's house...
H: This is the way to her room.
D: Let's get 'er!
W: That weak onna must pay!!
T: she will not get away with this
Q: I dunno you guys...Maybe we should just get her back without hurting her.
Everyone: *blank stare*
Q: -_-;
D: LET'S GO!!!
Back in AJ's room...
AJ: hehe... I hope they're ok...myabe I should let them--*hears Slight noise outside* huh? *walks over to door and opens*
huh? Nothings here....
Suddenly five very ticked figures appear
AJ: *Gulp*
D: :)
H: :)
T: :)
W: :)
Q: *looks at everyone else then mimicks* :)
AJ: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Lights go out and many various noises are heard.
AJ: *bound and gagged to a chair.* mmmhhmm, mmhhmm!!!!
D: Shut up!
AJ: ammrrmmmhhmmm!!!
H: Now for the torture.
Wierd Narrorator That Just Appeared Out Of Nowhere: What Will Happen To AJ? Will She Be Killed, Or Tortured?
Will Duo Get Pocky?
Duo: o.O
WNTJAOON: If AJ Get's Enough Reviews She Will Continue. If Not Then We All Will Be Better Off.
AJ: MHMMM!!! :(
Everyone: *snicker*
WNTJAOON: Stay Tuned And Write A Review!!
