Okay guys brand new idea alert!
I just came up with this last week while I was on my ADHD medicine (yes, this is odd. I never take them)
think about this... the characters of avatar made completely opposite! Okay not fantastic,
but worth a shot, right? Okay then. We begin!
Disclaimer- this disclaimer can go do an act of procreation with its self
it was a typical day in the life of Aang.
He woke up this today and did the same thing he does every morning,
he skipped a shower and useless dental hygiene, and went straight to the important stuff.
He walked up to the mirror, praised himself a little, then begun to brush his lustrous black mane,
he then put on his multiple facial piercings,
and what he thought was an appropriate amount of guy liner,
he removed his shirt- to flaunt his beautiful blood red arrows- and walked out his door with a yell of
"hello world, your handsome devil is here!" he purposely deepened his voice to maximize his attractiveness.
He began strutting the streets of Ba sing Se looking for a good place to start a fight,
he scanned the perimeter quickly, crap, nothing but jelly boned wimps around here,
but their was an upside to this, being surround by all these losers only made him more appealing by comparison; he liked there faces,They looked like monkeys.
He walked a few more blocks until he found a couple of decent puppets.
Being the sneaky devil he is, he pulled off a move that – easily- no one else could have accomplished.
He sneaked behind one of his two choices and said in a voice that resembled monkey face number two's
"your momma is ugly!" and then sneaked behind a barrel.
Monkey face number one said "excuse me?"
Aang quickly interjected "you have no excuse" God! Handsome and clever! He thought
as he quietly giggled-wait! Did I just write giggle, I obviously made a mistake. I meant to write
he grunted a laugh- while the Aangonater (as he now demands to be called) thought all of this,
the monkey faces had already begun to fight. Aang quietly made his way out from behind the barrel
while also watching the burly men pull out the rest of the little hair remained on their semi-bald heads.
Step one- complete.
he continued throwing snide comments in whenever he thought the fight was getting boring.
until the aangatron got a little cocky-which he believes completly justifiable, i mean look at him-and he said something a little to loudly,
and the monkey faces turned to him. aang whimpered( a manly whimper of course)
i am not going to say what happened next becuase the awsome aang, did not allow
but you can use your imaginaion right?
well everyone that was a typical day for opposite Aang,
id like to remind all of you that I was medicated when I wrote this so...it was probably horrible,
but it would still be nice if you didn't flame me.
and dont bother to tell me my puncuation is horrible becuase i know.
When life gives ya lemons make lemonade. When reviewers give ya flames bake a pie.
