Hey guys! Joey here. I know I've been gone for a while but I finally came back. Anyway I wrote this on the way back from the beach because my iPod died and I was bored to tears. I'm not gonna read over this or revise or anything so it's almost like you're reading straight out of my original notebook. This is my first Naruto fic so don't hate me or anything because it sucks. Anywayz roll chappie! :3

Tobi's Book of Ways to Annoy Deidara

Ways 1-25

1. Call him a girl.

2. Tell him that his art is a rip-off.

3. Steal his exploding clay.

4. Say un, hn, or yeah in front of him.

5. Ask him about his past boyfriends.

6. Wear you hair in a ponytail then skip around saying "I'm Deidara-sempai!" repeatedly.

7. Sign him up to be a volunteer firefighter.

8. Ask him why he and Sasori haven't hooked up.

9. Force him to watch a documentary on the dangers of fireworks.

10. Cut his hair while he's asleep.

11. Give Tobi 10 cups of coffee then lock him and Deidara in a room together.

12. Make him play 7 minutes in heaven with Itachi.

13. Tell him to take off his shirt because you want to make sure that he doesn't have

boobs.

14. Tell him that Ino called. She wants her girly hair back.

15. Tie him to a chair and force him to watch a 7 hour Hannah Montana marathon.

16. Give him fireworks for his birthday then hide all the matches.

17. Steal Itachi's dango then hide it in his room.

18. Replace his exploding clay with Play-Doh.

19. Give Sai a pair of scissors then lock him in Deidara's closet.

20. Tell blonde jokes in front of him.

21. Give him a fire extinguisher for his birthday.

22. Make him watch every Smoky the Bear "only you can prevent wildfires" commercial

ever made.

23. Take his clay and make him a mask like Tobi's.

24. Ask him when his next appointment at the hair salon is.

25. Make him read DeidaraxSasori and DeidaraxTobi doujinshi.

End chappie! Sorry for the shortness but that's all I could think of for now. There will be another 25 ways to annoy Deidara in the next chappie. Kay baiz. See you next chappie! :3