Me: Heeey :D. This idea randomly came to my head and I felt the need to write.. erm type it down. A series of fairly humorous one-shots depicting the everyday things that COULD happen to our heroes.

Shadow: ANOTHER new fic? You still need to write the Origins of Cabbage…

Me: I know but… I keep getting random ideas… Anyways, enjoy the first ramble, I'll update whenever I feel in a hyper-ish mood (:. This first one I came up with while randomly thinking… Have you ever noticed how, out of all the nine heroes, only three don't have super-forms? Well, what if something else happens with the power of the emeralds?

Shadow: *Sighs* She don't own any charries' present in these fics…

Me: ENJOY :D.

A new metal creation, another beast by Eggman, this one his strongest by far and our nine heroes are ready to face it. Surrounded by the chaos, soul and master emerald, the line of heroes stands strong: Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Silver, Blaze, Shadow, Omega, Rouge, Amy.

Sonic shouted the well-know words as he reached his transformation, leacving all of his friends to do the same.

"I am… SUPER SONIC!"

"I am… SUPER TAILS!"

"I am… HYPER KNUCKLES!"

"I am…. SUPER SILVER!"

"I am… BURNING BLAZE!"

"I am… HYPER SHADOW!"

"I AM… A BOWL OF PASTA." The robot screeched, turning into a bowl of linguini in a tomato sauce.

"I am… Naked?"

Rouge's clothes fell too the floor, although there was nothing to worry about; she had suddenly turned into a sim, green plumbob and all, and had that blurry thing they all had when they stepped in the shower, so no one could see anything. Blushing, she quickly replaced her clothes and the blur went away.

"I am… AN OBSSESIVE STALKER GIRL. OH SONIKKU, YOU'RE SO CUTE WHEN YOUR SUPER!" Amy screeched, glomping Sonic.

"Gah! AMY!" He struggled with the fangirl.

"MARRY ME! :D :D :D :D"

Dr. Eggman laughed at the line of heroes.

Sonic was still being glomped by Amy; Tails was unsuccessfully trying to help; Knuckles was blushing furiously; Silver looked completely out of place near his new friends and Blaze rolled her eyes.

"OMEGA! GET UP" The clothed-up Rouge poked her metal-friend with her foot. He quickly turned back into his normal form, although still covered in pasta sauce…

"DID LINGUINIE OMEGA DESTROY EGGMAN YET?"

"Linguini? I thought you were carbonara…."

Shadow spammed his head, sighing.

"Sega really need to give those three super-forms…"