Okay first things first yes I got permission from Phailen to do this and if you have not the story Reiteration then you might be lost with some characters in here. I also recommend you read it so you won't be lost. These are just little skits I thought would be funny or cute and if any of you guys got any ideas you think would be funny or fun for this leave a review for it I do read those so without further ado let's a go.
Scene 1: The Ruby Cooking Show
Chibi Ruby is standing in the kitchen with bowls, ingredients, she is wearing a chef's hat and apron. She set-up a camera and countdown with her fingers signaling for the record button. "3. 2. 1. Hi everyone and welcome to the Ruby Cooking Show!" Ruby jumps up into the air with arms spread wide, Confetti fell down on to the floor. "Today we're gonna be making the single greatest baking dish in all of Remna-"
"Pancakes!" Chibi Nora screams while sliding in from the left, right beside Ruby. She as a chef's hat and apron on while looking into the camera.
"What? No! Nora you're ruining my first episode." Ruby yells while shoving Nora offset then returns quickly. "Anyway without further interruptions, we are making the best dessert ever Cookies!" Ruby then pulls out some cue cards and shows them in front of the camera.
"Step one: gather the ingredients. Now there are many different kind of cookies out there, but for this time will focus on the classic chocolate chip cook-"
"Chocolate chip pancakes!" Nora interrupts again while shoving Ruby off screen to the right. "Now for starters we're gonna need some eggs, butter, milk, and of course chocolate chips."
"Nora this is my cooking show and we're gonna be making cookies!" Ruby comes back while wielding crescent rose out. "Now get off set before we're there's gonna be more than one kind of cut being made." Ruby threatens serious intentions.
"Okay but I'll be back Ruby you haven't seen the last of me." With that said Nora zooms off screen with a maniacal being heard.
"Alright then. Okay now then let's just move on." Ruby moves onto the next cue card.
"Step two: mixing the ingredients. Okay so we're gonna take the sugar, eggs, butter, vanilla and mix them altogether in a large bowl, stir until it-" crashing sounds heard in the back
Nora came back wielding magnhild in hammer form with a maniacal smile on her face . "HaHaHaHa! I told you I'd be back! Now we're gonna be making pancakes here or we're gonna have a mess on set."
Ruby then gets crescent rose wields in scythe form. "Oh yeah, well I say we're making cookies Nora! If you want this Cooking show you gonna have to take it from me."
"Oh is that a challenge I here? Well I can't wait for this to become the Nora Cooking Show; and my first episode will be on PANCAKES!"
"You know i'll never allow that happen!"
"Then show me what you got you so called iron chef."
"*Hiya*"
Ruby leaps at Nora and both go off screen and fighting can be heard from offscreen.
The camera is lifted and rotated to show Chibi Enten holding the camera and looking directly into the camera with an awkward smile on his face. "Huh we'll be back after the break."
The screen then flashes directly into black.
End of Scene 1
Scene 2: The game master
In the courtyard a small crowd is seen cheering and cathetered around the what seems to be Chibi Yang and Chibi Ruby playing a game on their scrolls.
"Ruby! Ruby! Ruby!"
"Yang!, Yang!, Yang!"
"Come on I'm so close to winning." Says Ruby as she button mash's on her scroll. Yang seems to be using careful button press as a single sweat is running down the side of her face.
"It's been fun Ruby but I think it's time for me to finish this."
"No! shield break! Come on, get unstunned."
"No Ruby!"
"Finish her!"
"Sorry Ruby, game set, and , MATCH!" Yang then hits the buttons while swinging her arms as if she delivered the final blow herself.
"Game! Winner YXL!"
The crowd at Yang's side is cheering with thunderous applause with flowers showering Yang; Yang herself is. Bowing her head down, then raising her arms out in celebration.
On the other end Ruby can be seen with her head down in shame, as the crowd on her side were groaning and sighing in sadness; some were even crying.
"Maybe next time Ruby, I'm known as the best at this game, so you know no harm in losing to me, I'm just too good at this game." Yang has a coy smile on her face as soaks in the praise some more.
Back to Ruby's side she can be seen sitting on a bench with Chibi Weiss patting her back trying to comfort her. Chibi Enten can be seen coming out of the crowd.
"Hey Ruby what's with the crowd? Did some big named hunter show up?"
"No Yang just beat me again at Limited Edition Ultra Super Mega Fighter 2 Director's Cut Turbo."
"That's an odd name but I feel like I've heard that somewhere before. Anyway is that what really got you down?"
"Yes she's the best on campus no one as beaten her I was so close but she broke my character's shield and I was left stunned and unable to anything."
Yang then pops her head in with a big smile on her face. "Like I said there's always next time." She leaves goes back to appeal her cheering fans.
"Well I used to play games back when I was younger maybe I give my luck a try."
As Enten Was about to walk over to Yang, Ruby grabs onto him trying stop him "Enten! You can't she's too good, she spent more time learning the complicated controls, she'll mop the floor with you, this game isn't for casual players." She wails out dramatically.
"She's right I tried and I couldn't get a single hit in with my character." Weiss adds in also trying to stop him from going face his doom.
Enten rolls his eyes and pries Ruby off of him and proceeds to advance towards Yang.
"Enten! Nooo! Come back! Weiss we lost another innocent soul. He was so young, figuratively not literally. Whyyyy." Ruby cries into Weiss shoulder as the heiress comforts her leader as they hear the game go on in the background.
A few seconds later Enten comes back "Okay done and I won by the way."
"What!" Ruby and Weiss scream. It was true, when Ruby and Weiss looked over Enten shoulder they saw Yang on her knees pounding the ground and groaning in defeat while the crowd behind her were crying and comforting each other. They then looked at Enten with a shocked expression.
"Yeah the controls weren't really complicated and it super easy to string her into combos, she couldn't even get a hit on me…..Well I'm going to go work the assignment due tomorrow, that was fun though."
As Enten left Ruby and Weiss both just stared at him as he left, bombarded with what they just heard and seen.
"What?!" Can be heard from everyone in the courtyard.
End of Scene 2
Scene 3: House of cards
Chibi Enten is walking around the courtyard humming a tune, as he turns he sees Chibi Ruby and Chibi Weiss slapping at each other, causing a single sweat drop running down the side of his head. 'My leader and the heiress to the Schnee Dust Company, acting like 5 year olds.'
"Hey what's going on here? Why are you two 'fighting' each other?"
Ruby and Weiss stop their slapping and break away while pointing at each other. "She started! No! You started. Quit talking when I'm talking!"
"'Sigh' Okay one at a time. Weiss what happened to cause this argument?"
"Ruby is being completely childish and is causing a mess after I just finished cleaning."
"Ruby, is this true?"
"Well uhh, yes, but she knocked down my house of cards!" Ruby retorts justifying her actions.
"Really is that it? You should know that cleanliness is an importance of life, you don't need to be wealthy to understand that. Right Enten?" Weiss scoffs at her claim with arms crossed, closing her eyes, turning her back to them, putting on a coy smile as she tried to recruit Enten on her side.
"Uhh Enten hello?" Ruby puts a hand on his shoulder shaking him slightly her face shows concern .
Weiss turns back and opens her eyes to see what's with Ruby's concern voice. Enten is staring off in a distance not looking at either of his teammates as he is deep thought of remembrance.
"I did it! I finally built a house of cards. It took me so long with tons of trial and error, but I finally got it. I need to take a picture of this." Suddenly Chibi Yang bursts in. "Hey Enten Have you seen my keys to bumble bee? Oh never mind found them, bye" Yang then slams the door causing the card house to topple "Noooooo! My house of cards! Hours of my life wasted. Whyyyyy!?" Enten is on his knees, with his head down and his fists on the floor crying out for his fallen work.
"Enten are you alright? Speak to us." Enten is brought out of thought and sees the concern looks of Weiss and Ruby.
"Enten thank dust you alright. Now can you tell Ruby that she is being completely chil-"
"How dare you cause a travesty like that Weiss!" Enten interrupts Weiss having a look of rage on his face.
"Wha- but"
"No excuses! This demands justice!" Enten then collects his aura into his palm.
"Hiiiyeeaah!" Enten then trust his arm forward at Weiss.
"Woah!" Weiss is blasted far away from Ruby and Enten a crash sound can be heard. Enten with his palm still out stretch, knees bent, breathes heavily as he used a lot of his aura in the blast.
Ruby then taps his shoulder. "Soooo, thank you Enten!" Ruby thanks Enten with a big smile on her face. "So do you wanna help build a card house?"
"Sure." Enten agrees cheerfully a walks with Ruby to the dorm.
End of Scene 3
Scene 4: Teaching programming
Chibi Ruby is walking with Chibi Weiss and Chibi Enten down Beacons halls.
"Hey Enten do you think you can teach me how to program stuff?" Ruby asks with excitement, while Weiss seems intrigued with idea as well.
"I don't know Ruby. I mean I been studying ever since I was a kid, I don't know if you can catch-up."
"Oh please, pretty please. Just imagine all the cool things we can create." Ruby exclaims with big smile on her face.
"I actually would like to learn as well, I think it could benefit the Schnee Dust Company in the future." Adds in Weiss with a friendly smile on her face.
"See! Even Weiss is with me on this."
"Hey!"
"Oh, you know we love ya. So what do you say Enten?" Pleads Ruby with puppy dog eyes.
"'Sigh' Oh alright I'll teach you two." Enten gives in.
(Cuts to team RWEBY's dorm room)
Enten is standing in front of an eager Ruby and Weiss who seated in chairs with their notepads out. Behind him is a drawing board with markers on the railing.
"This is gonna be so cool we're gonna be like hackers from those spy movies, tracking down the bad guys and stopping them in their tracks." Ruby Whispers to Weiss who playfully roles her eyes.
"I don't think it's gonna be exactly like that Ruby, but still this should be useful to know." Weiss informs Ruby, as Enten is about to start his lecture.
"Okay if you want to know how to program, your gonna need to understand the basics of elements of C++ or also known as C-sharp. Now first thing is how do you create an object in program first. Well you're gonna have to use the character (int) for creating a variable for example let's create a something for the scroll to say. Enter inside the program int = hello; then hit the enter button and then type hello = (good day); we then create these { } then press enter and put inside them (hello); and with that we hit play and it should come back saying good day. Did you get all that?" Asks Enten as he finished his quick lesson.
"Zzzzzzzzz."
"Zzzzzzzzz."
Ruby and Weiss fell asleep during the lecture and could be seen sleeping in their chairs. Ruby falls off her chair face first onto the floor still sleeping though.
"I honestly should have seen this coming." Says Enten as he walks out the room.
End of Scene 4
Scene 5: Don't interrupted girl talk
The members of team RWEBY, minus the only male on the team, were all on their own respective beds in the middle of their traditional girl talks.
"So I was like Bumblebee more like-"
SLAM!
Suddenly the door opens revealing it to be the missing member of team RWEBY; as he enters he seems to be exhausted to the point that he just flopped onto the floor.
Chibi Ruby awkward speaks up to Chibi Enten as he lies on the floor. "Ummm hi Enten. It's nice to see you and all, …but we're kinda in the middle of girl talk. You know. The time you agreed not to be in our room when we're in a session."
Enten mumbles into the floor before lifting his head up. "Yes I know I agreed to that, but I just spent hours trying to program the app that Ozpin wanted, I'm too tired to care about one of your 'girl talks'."
The female members of the team seem to be taken back by Enten's reply. " Whoa. Whoa. Whooa. You can't dismiss our talks like that." Chibi Yang shoots back with a little ferocity.
"Yeah! These are team building exercises that will strengthen our bond as a team….. That you happen to not be a part of, but the point is still the same!" Ruby adds on feeling her pride is on the line; for it was her idea of girl talk to be made without Enten interrupting.
Enten rolls his eyes. "Oh please, all you do is talk about boys on whom makes you all hot bothered up inside."
"That's preposterous that's not all we do, girl talk is a time when us girls can finally relate to one another are more precious secrets that only girls can understand." Chibi Weiss retorted back feeling offended and upset that Enten doesn't understand the importance of girl talk.
"Enten I get that you're tired, but these gatherings are just as important as the battle strategies we make or training meetings." Chibi Blake adds in siding with the rest of the team.
Enten's breathes out heavily then looks right at his team. "Well I'm tired and I'm not moving and there's nothing you can say or do to make me leave." He then lies down in his bed pulling the blanket over him.
"Come on Enten! As leader of team RWEBY I order you out until we finish girl talk!" Ruby orders Enten, though he seems to not be following it.
"Sorry, can't hear you sleeping." Enten says from bed.
"Come on Enten, you're being childish." Weiss says with displeasure.
"Zzzzzzzzzzz" can be heard from the bed.
Sigh "alright girls. I guess girl talk is over. Let's get ready for bed." A disappointed Ruby says as she hangs her head and goes to the bathroom.
"Yeah you do that Ruby, I just got something to do real quick." Yang replied as gets off her bed.
"Well okay just don't take to long."
"Will do oh glorious leader."
As the door shuts Yang gives a glance to Blake, seeing that she is also looking at her, she then turns to Weiss who is also looking at her. They all nod together and approach the sleeping Enten.
(Scene cuts to the morning)
As the sun rises, Enten's eyes start to open slightly as he rubs his eyes; he stretches his arms up while yawning, proceeds to get out of bed, takes one step-
*SPLASH*
"... hauugh. Wha-what the. Where the."
Enten reemerges from the school's pool finally noticing that he's not in is dorm room.
(Back to the dorm room)
RWBY his getting ready for another day and it focuses on Yang. She looks directly at reader. "You don't. Mess. With. Girl. Talk." Yang warned with a menacing look as her eyes turned red as flames appeared behind her.
End of Scene 5
And cut I'm done for now. I hope you all enjoyed the first episode of this story. I found these little shorts funny and amusing, and again you should read Reiteration if you don't know who Enten is and I get he may not match up to the character in the original, but still tried my best to accomplish that. So yeah I hope you all have a nice day.
