A/N: **NOTE** This story will be a combination of Romance/Some Angst/Humor

SUBJECT SPECIFIC WARNING: This fic may contain some MINOR alcohol abuse by a character of legal age-I say minor because I haven't decided yet.


Let Me Hear Your Body Talk

I'm a virgin. And 23.

And yes, I know what you're thinking—…Bullshit. It's 2011 for Christ's sake! No one over the age of practically 18 is a virgin, I mean I know I'm not…

But I couldn't be more serious. I'm just… simply not into sex.

Which is why it makes sense that I'm a virgin in all ways, shapes and forms—I've never kissed a man, I've practically never touched anyone of the opposite sex and I've never… ummm, touched myself, down there. It would seem that I've just never had those special urges that all my friends had when they were in high school and of course presently.

…You know the one time I even did try to please myself, my hand traveled as far as my navel and then I simple couldn't bring myself to commit such an act.

I felt…dirty. And I still do feel that way. And what's worse is that I can't even look at nude women in movies or something like that because I feel like a pervert of some nature!

And, I—… *sigh, I apologize. This always happens when I talk about intercourse.

Anyways, what I was trying to do was give you a little background information about me, Bella M. Swan, and instead I got sidetracked on that topic…

*Sigh, I'm going to hell…

Okay then, so I apologize for my foul mouth and I let me start over again.

My name is Bella M. Swan, I'm 23, and also one of the youngest physical therapists in the country… It's a tad ironic that I'm practically afraid of sexual intercourse yet my occupation deals with the human anatomy on a daily basis…

Oh fuck me!

Whew, ok then. I once again, apologize for becoming sidetracked. And swearing.

I once swore like a sailor, but my new years resolution was to reduce my curses.

…The comedic aspect of my foul language use is that I actually have a list of 'Forbidden Words'; I've even gone as far as to print my list out and distribute it to friends and such. Most of the words are slang terms used to describe the female and male genitals and a of course a few miscellaneous terms of my own choosing…

GOD DAMMIT!

Again, I am terribly sorry for my ADD-disorder like behavior, but I WILL finish my background history.

Bella Sawn, age 23, one of the youngest physical therapists and self-proclaimed prude.

I've been home-schooled since the 2nd semester of my freshman year at FHS, which is why I technically finished my high school career when I was 16—when you're home schooled, it is possible for one to move at a desired pace, hence why I was able to graduate early and enter college at age 16 ½ , gradate and continue on to graduate school at 19 and finish at 22 while starting work at the Olympic Physical Therapy Center in Seattle at 23 (staying close to Forks was essential—who else would visit Charlie on the weekends and do his laundry).

Well, that's the basic synopsis of my life and such, nothing too interesting.

Oh fudge-muffin!

It's almost 12:30 and I have a new patient coming in today… From his charts it appears that he has some rather extensive injuries… But is "uncooperative, refuses explain how such injuries were obtained"?

…Oh. And he's admitted involuntarily.

Superb. Male, and resistant.

His name is… Edward Cullen.