"Go, Rattata! I believe in you!" Joey shouted, throwing a Pokéball out. Arceus had been rampaging through the town for about an hour or so, destroying everything in his path. He had somehow grown to Godzilla-like proportions and went ape shit, angry at the ending of his favorite TV show.
"WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS! HOW CAN RACHEL TAKE ROSS BACK?!" the folks on the ground heard him say, among other things, in his low, rumbling voice. No one really knew what he meant by any of it, but one thing was certain: he wasn't going to stop any time soon.
But Joey had other plans.
After Rattata had been deployed, he looked up and saw the excessive destruction around him, as well as the source of said destruction. Immediately running towards the nearest phone booth, which confused Joey, he got inside and quickly destroyed it in a cloud of dust, revealing his buff, comically muscular physique. He also somehow procured a pair of sunglasses.
"NOW I SHOW YOU MY TRUE FORM!" He screamed, jumping up and flying towards Arceus. Joey, mouth agape, was flabbergasted at what he just saw and heard.
"R-Rattata…?" He managed to squeak out. His beloved Rattata was literally kicking the shit out of Arceus, using all his newfound powers, such as freeze breath and laser eyes, to do so. It was all over in a matter of seconds, and when Rattata flew back down to street level to meet the press, he struck a pose. Joey couldn't explain it, but he was getting kind of turned on by all of this.
"Rattata!" He called, running over to the giant crowd that had gathered. Pushing his way through, Joey hugged his partner with all his might. "Oh, I just knew you could do it! It's like I always say, you're in the top percentage of Rattata!"
"Damn right!" Rattata said. "Now let's fuck!"
"Wait, what?" Joey started to say. But before he could get his bearings, Rattata had picked him up and flown at tremendous speed towards the nearest hotel.
