"And now for your listening pleasure, Lynn Minmei!"

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Anime Bells
A Christmasy songfilk to the tune of "Silver Bells"
Courtesy of the insane Tuxedo Jack

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DISCLAIMER: I own nothing. You get the drift.

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Insane hentais
Martial-arts freaks
Two Fifty-One Pokemon
Around here there's a lot of
Anime
Aquatranssexuals
Rose-throwing guys
And a bunch of heroes
That's what anime's
Made of

Anime...
Anime...
Japan's got a stranglehold on us
Anime...
Anime...
I will watch it every day!

Tokyo-3
Hell-bent Angels
A guy with three fiancees
You can guess why I have become
So warped
Gundam Zero Two
Rally and May
Then there's the Gainax
Bounce!

Anime...
Anime...
We've all become addicted
Anime...
Anime...
WHERE ARE MY DAMN OAVS?!?!?!?

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AUTHOR'S NOTES

This is the product of my little brother's "Blue and Gold"
Cub Scout banquet - and its crappy food - on my mind. God,
I never thought that mass-produced spaghetti and salads
could taste so _bad._

well, I'm still working on Episode 16, and Tuxedo Alex and
I are getting Episode 9 done. I'll be writing "Poke-Captor
Sakura" for the next two weeks, so don't expect much from
me for a while. Besides, I'm going to Japan over Spring
Break, and a friend of mine has arranged for me to meet
Takahashi Rumiko-san and Takeuchi Naoko-sama! Also, Tsubasa,
a friend of mine in Japan, has offered to help me meet Anno
Hideaki-san... and Shinji, you're gonna get your wish.

Well, maybe I'll just give him a tongue lashing instead.

Unfortunately, I can't speak perfect Japanese, but what I
speak, I speak fluently. See you guys after Spring Break!

One last note... I've entered a lemon contest. Gasps and
facefaults here, please. *Waits a few seconds* There. Don't
you feel better? It's only a Digimon lemon contest, and it's
Takari, so don't worry about it. Hopefully, I'll do well.

Ja ne!

Tuxedo Jack
TuxedoJack@juno.com

"And monkeys fly out of my butt."