Just fixed a few grammar and other such problems.

New Directions vs. Brittana

"I called this meeting so we can start discussing our set list for Nationals." Rachel starts before Puck cut in.

"Hold up you're telling me that Mr. Shue didn't call this meeting. No wonder Britt and Santana aren't here." Puck says laughing before getting up ready to leave.

"Just as he was about to leave Brittany and Santana came running in here for the time being." Santana pants being pulled up to her spot by Brittany.

"Good now that your here we can-" Rachel starts again.

"Oh my god Man Hands we are not here to discuss glee. Let's talk about Mercedes and Sam." Santana shouts jumping up only being stopped by Brittany grabbing her arm.

"Wait what about us?" Sam asks looking very worried.

"Sex," Santana says with a straight face.

"Do all you think about is sex?" Blaine asks.

"Yes it is." Brittany replies for her girlfriend.

"Ooo best meeting ever." Puck fist pumped wondering what exactly Santana is going to ask.

"So Wheezy have you two had sex yet." Santana asks.

"I refuse to answer." Mercedes turns around.

"Santana I think this is a highly-" Rachel is cut off yet again.

"Rachel don't be upset cause we didn't ask about your sex life we'll get to it. Anyway it's not like we don't already know that you two have had sex and you're the bottom." Brittany says matter of factly. Everyone gawks at her, but Santana who looks at her with pure love.

"You're the best babe." Santana kisses her.

"Hold up I just thought of something, where were the two of you that you would know Sue is on a rampage." Puck asks.

"They were obviously going at it in the locker room. In fact that's probably what set off the rampage." Quinn thinks out loud glaring Santana down.

"Hey why are you all staring at me? It's not my fault." Santana whines looking at Brittany.

"Um Santana, it's always your fault. How could anyone that innocent think of something like that?" Kurt says gesturing at Brittany.

"That's what you think." Santana whispers.

"You know Santana if you want to talk about sex life then let's talk about yours." Blaine suggests not noticing half the club shaking their heads no.

"What do you want to know?" Brittany asks shrugging.

"Um-"

"Who's the top? I bet it's Santana, she always tops all the guys." Puck laughs as Quinn backhands him.

"Seriously Puck," Quinn glares at him.

"Brittany," "Me," they say.

Everyone stares at them.

"What! I like to be dominated." Santana shrugs.

"You have to be kidding. Santana you're a badass this can't be true." Puck says looking very worried.

"Puck trust me I like to be dominated by Brittany." Santana puts a lot of emphasis on the last word.

"I like to dominate. Why is this so surprising?" Brittany questions looking at Santana.

"Sweetie they just don't know your sexy side." Santana whispers, but loud enough for everyone to hear.

"No way," Quinn gasps wondering how she could have missed it.

"Okay people I'm going to say this once. I like my sex kinky and Santana indulges me." Brittany smiles so sweetly that it scares everyone that she can out sex Santana.

"Enough of this talk, me and Britts have to go." Santana yanks her out of the room sprinting for her car. No need to upset Sue again when her house is empty and has the whip.