"A New Path"
Act I: A New Face
By Greg The Arcanine

Greg: Welcome to my first lemon, so here is the Disclaimer:
You can't be under 18 to read this lemon; if you do then I am not responsible if your brain gets warped. If you want to post my Lemon somewhere, make a MST out it, just E-mail me so I know. This means you too Shadow, I know where you live! (Pushes a button on the intercom) you do have shadow's address right Chrissie?
Chrissie: I did, but now I lost it.
Greg: What? What am I paying you for?
Chrissie: you don't pay me anything.
Greg: Oh, oh well, on with the story!

Location: A Forest

It was another day for Ash, Brock and Misty. Misty (of course) was bitchin about something to Ash, while Brock was studying the map. They have been lost in a forest for 3 days and we're run low on supplies.

Misty: (In a tired voice) Let's sit down and rest for a minute.

They all agreed and sat down.

Ash: Let's eat while we're resting.
Brock: Sorry, we're out of food.
Ash: (stomach growls) Man I'm hungry.
Misty: (angry voice) Well if we would have stuck to the map and not taken one of you stupid shortcuts, we wouldn't be in this mess!!!
Voice: Shhhhh!!!!

Ash, Brock and Misty shoot up on their feet very quickly.

Ash: What the hell was that?
Voice: (whispering voice) Shut up!!

All three of them turn their heads from where the voice was coming from and saw a guy standing there, the guy about 7'2" 220lbs, blues eyes, brown hair, Black Jeans and a Black T-shirt and nothing but muscles.

Ash: (whispering) Who is that?
Brock: (whispering) I don't know. (looks at the guy) Who are you?

The guy never answered, they noticed that he was interested in something beyond those trees. They wanted to know what he was looking at so stepped up behind a couple of trees and looked around them and saw a small opening. In that small opening they saw two guys in a white uniform with a red "R" symbol on the front of their uniform and gun holder on their right side.

Ash: (thinking) Team Rocket!

He moves in for a closer look and steps on a stick.

*Snap*

The two Team Rocket members jerked their heads toward the sound, saw Ash, and drew their guns at him.

(Note: from here on the 2 Team Rocket guys will be know as Team Rocket Guy #1 & #2 and the guy in black will be know as Guy in Black.)

Team Rocket Guy #1: Freeze!!!!!
Guy in Black: (looks at Ash) Good going Dumbass!!!

Team Rocket Guy #2 signaled Ash out to the opening then saw Brock, Misty and Guy in Black and signaled them out too. (They both had magnums by way) Then he reckoned the Guy in Black.

Team Rocket Guy #2: (smirks) So we meet again.
Guy in Black: Too bad there won't be another time.
Team Rocket Guy #2: You're right!

And with that he shoots his gun at the Guy in Black, but the Guy in Black swiftly raised his right hand and caught the bullet.
Team Rocket Guy #2: What the hell!!
Ash/Brock/Misty: (wide eyes) Whoa!!
Guy in Black: Is this yours? (He holds up the bullet that Team Rocket Guy #2 just shot at him) (smirks) here, you can have it back.

In one quick movement the Guy in Black flicks the bullet in Team Rocket Guy #2's head and thought the other end, Team Rocket guy #1 looked at the dead body then up at the Guy in Black.

Team Rocket Guy #1: Who are you?
Guy in Black: Your worst nightmare!

And with that, Team Rocket Guy #1, ran like hell!

Ash quickly reacted.

Ash: Pikachu Thundershock!!!!
Pikachu: PPPPIIIIIKKAACCHHUUUU!!!!!

Shocks the crap out of Team Rocket Guy #1 making him fall unconscious.

Guy in Black: You fucking retards!!!
All: WHAT??
Guy in Black: I have been trying to find Team Rocket's Main headquarters for mouths, but now I can't find their hideout, I wanted him to runaway you morons!!
Ash: Oops...
Brock: Sorry, but we have been lost for three days in the forest, decided to rest, ran in to you, TWO GUYS TRIED TO KILL US!!!! (cools down) We thought they we're muggers or some kind of thief.
Guy in Black: What's done is done we have to move on. (looks at all three of them) What are your names?
Brock: Brock!
Misty: (in a sexy voice) I'm Misty handsome.
Guy in Black: O...kay, (points at ash) and who are you?
Ash: I'm Ash and I'm going to be a pokemon master. (digs in his pocket) I already have four badges.
Guy in Black: (looks at the badges) So you're on your way to Saffron City?

They all nod.

Guy in Black: Follow me.

The three of them followed the Guy in Black till they came to an opening with was a dirt road path.

Brock: Where are we?
Guy in Black: On a path to Saffron City. (pointing west) Saffron City is that way.
Misty: You never told us your name.
Guy in Black: Just call me 'Killer'.
Misty: (thinking) He's so sexy. I have to have sex with him.
Killer: I guest it's on to Saffron City, you three have to come too.
Brock: Why?
Killer: Cause you just got yourselves involved too.
Ash: Involved in what?
Killer: Being down Team Rocket, now they'll try to kill you too.
Ash: Shit!
Brock: How do you know?
Killer: They find out one why or another, has anyone been following you?
Misty: Jessie and James.
Killer: Who?
James: Nice of you to mention us.
Ash: Not again!!

Jesse/James Theme Music starts

Jessie: To protect the world from devastation!
James: To unite peoples within our nation!
Jessie: To denounce the evils of truth and love!
James: To extend our reach the stars above!
Jessie: Jessie!
James: James!
Jessie: Team Rocket, Blast off at the speed of light!
James: Surrender now, or prepare to fight!
Meowth: Meowth, that's right!

Killer gives them a strange look.

Killer: What the fuck was that?
Jessie/James/Meowth: Huh?
Killer: Are you some Team Rocket rejects or what?
James: How rude!
Jessie: (walks up to Killer and starts rubbing his upper arm) Hey handsome, I'm Jessie.
Killer: (jerks his arm away) I now who you are, you said it in that stupid speech.
James: It is not a stupid speech!
Killer: Could you three leave now?
James: Not without his Pikachu (Pointing at Ash's pokemon)
Killer: How about I give you this instead?

Killer raises his right hand in front of their faces and releases a bunch of energy waves from his hand causing them fly off.

Jessie/James: It looks like Team Rocket is blasting off again.
Killer: here are your choices. Come with me and help me bring down Team Rocket or go on your own, the path you chose will be all up to you.

Ash: what should we do?
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Greg: Aaaaand cut, that's a wrap now get the hell out!

Everyone leaves expect Chrissie and me.

Greg: Take 5 Chrissie.

She gets out for under the desk with white stuff covering her face.

Greg: Here come the teases:

What will happen next time on?

Pokemon: A New Path

Ash and company decide to take up his offer

Misty tries to hit on Killer (poor guy)

Killer gets to meet a rare pokemon.

This and much mor- (moans)

Greg: It's been 5 minutes?
Chrissie: yes
Greg: All right continue.

This and much more on

Pokemon: A New Path
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