AN: This is a one-shot about how Sango feels every time she slaps Miroku...Heh...enjoy!


I have my reasons...I guess...

...My reasons for all the times I bring my hand sharply across your face...

My First- YOU PERVERT! KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF!

Second- Stop touching me! Possessed hand my ass...

Third- Bear your children! What the hell?

Fourth- Your so conniving...! We could be having a civilized conversation one minute and the next you have your hand running down my rear!

Fifth- Get a grip on something other than my ass! I mean, please! Grow up sometimes...!

Sixth- You get on my nerves...so much...I...well...

Seventh- I can never put a finger on you...one second your talking to me, the next your asking some...whore if they could bear your children!...Well...it's not like I have a problem...

Eighth- ...You bring out a different side of me...It...it's strange really...

Ninth- ...I...You are special to me...

Tenth- ...I only hurt you, and try to push you away, because you bring something to me that I never really felt before...It's odd...I only slap you...because...I love you.


AN: Yeah, ok a little odd, I know it's different but thought I'd try something here! Hope someone out there likes it! Thanks!

Shingada