"Bella, Bella! I just had a great idea!" Lauren bounced on her toes in the middle of the kitchen, her eyes widen with excitment.

"What is it?" Bella asked, as she sat on a chair in front of Lauren and tried to look genuinely curious. Lauren was often overexcited on ideas Bella didn't find that attractive, but she decided to give her friend a new chance.

"A Twilight parody! And the main idea is perfect!"

"A Twilight parody," she repeated. "Wow. Go on, Lauren." Bella rested her face on her hands.

"Don't stare at me like that, I bet you're liking this one."

"All right, just go on. Tell me what you have in mind." Bella rolled her eyes and laughed.

"Joey would have the main role as Edward Cullen."

Wrinkles shown up on Bella's forehead as her eyebrows rose in surprise. Lauren smirked at her reaction.

"And you would play a fan named Bella!" Lauren widened a bright smile. "Isn't it genius?"

The wrinkles on Bella's forehead intensified. "What?"

"Yeah, just like Joey played himself in Me and My Dick, you would play yourself as a fan named Bella. That's a good pun to start with a musical parody, isn't it?"

"Wait, wait, wait!" Bella shook her head. "You mean that I would have to act?"

"Exactly!"

Bella's jaw dropped in astonishment, "But... how? I'm not an actress!"

"I knew you'd say that." Lauren wandered over the kitchen, "but we can fix it. I'm sure Joey can help you develop some acting skills."

"You got to be getting mad." Bella shook her head. "This is not going to work. I have no talent for acting. It's going to be so ridiculous that everyone is going to laugh-"

"Well, to make people laugh is the goal we seek for when we write musicals."

"Yeah, but I don't want people laughing at my lack of talent, you know. That would make me feel really depressed."

"That's what we're going to see." Lauren gave Bella a mysterious glare and put one hand on her shoulder. "Meanwhile, young padwan, I'll work hard with Joey and force you to develop into a new Starkid member."