My Little Pony belongs to Hasbro Studios.

"Humare" = "Human" + "Mare" = Adult female fan of My Little Yahoo

"Stahoo" = "Stallion" + "Yahoo" = Adult male fan of My Little Yahoo

Derpy's full name, her address, the names of the states/provinces/whatever Equestria is divided into, and postal codes for Equestria are my own ideas, although the last is rooted in the US postal zip codes. Hoofbro is based off Hasbro, naturally.

Finally found betas for this. Thanks, OpinionedAngel and ZekeSturm.


Derpeline Dinkamena Hooves, Senior
307 North Stirrup Street
Ponyville, Platinuma 0009-3421

Hoofbro, Inc.
Theatrical Division
Attn Razzaroo Inkwell
100 West Commander Hurricane Street
Pawbucket, Roan Island 1036-1012

Dear Ms. Inkwell:

My friend Goldie recommended that I see the latest run of My Little Yahoo last spring. When I took my little muffin to see Unhand Her, not only did Dinky enjoy it but I quickly became a major humare.

I look forward to HuManCon in Manehattan next month.

I took Dinky to the Hippodrome Theater with Goldie, Lyra, and a stahoo named Mac when The Great Search came to town this past winter. We were all absolutely delighted to hear Googly Throw speak and Rena Pluck address her by name. Mac's sisters on their farm say he was in a very good mood all day.

When I learned that you were replacing Googly with another character in The Great Search, I was less than pleased. I have some of the same issues as Googly, but I do not find her offensive in the least. In fact, her character has helped me cope, especially after a recent bolt-bucking accident.

Could you please make sure that the original scene survives?

Sincerely,

Derpy Hooves