How about a date?
Disclaimer: I do not own One Piece.
Luffy was on the computer when he came across a dating website. Because he was bored and also because he heard of the hot chick Sanji met on said website, he decided to take the questionnaire. The questionnaire was supposed to match people up with those with similar interests. He clicked the link. Up came a series of questions.
Q: Have you ever been on a date with someone?
L: I have been on one by myself. But probably not with someone else.
Q: Was the date pleasant?
L: Well, it was sort of squished. So, it could have been better. But it was still pretty sweet.
Q: What's your idea of a perfect date?
L: Fresh, dipped in caramel-chocolate sauce, organic, pesticide and herbicide free and not found randomly on a park bench.
Q: Where did your date end?
L: In the toilet. Where else do dates end after you eat them?
Needless to say he did not get any matches.
A/N: For people who didn't get the joke this whole story is basically about Luffy misunderstanding date (romantic get-together) for date (fruit). Thanks for reading.
