A/N: Hey all! This is just a random idea I had for a SasuSaku fanfic. I'm thinking of including other couples later on in the story. I'm keeping it T for now, although I don't know if I'll want to change it to rated M for later chapters. This fanfiction does follow a simple plot.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.


"So why did you invite us all over again?" Temari asked with a bored expression on her face.

All the girls were currently gathered in Ino's dorm, staring intently at the blonde as she got up from her bed, walking over to her cluttered desk. "I'm so glad you asked," she said, sending a sly smile in their general direction.

Tenten, Temari, Hinata and Sakura (Ino's best friend) were all having a sleepover in Ino's dorm. It was a Friday evening and the girls were each dressed in their pyjamas. They were in the final semester of their first year of college, except for Temari, who was already in her third.

Ino and Sakura had known each other since second grade and they'd decided to attend the same college because of how close they were. The two of them had met Hinata and Tenten right at the start of the year and the four of them immediately got along.

Only during the second semester, however, did they meet Temari. She was picking on them one day when the four of them had decided to join the school's swimming team. Temari was the swimming team's captain and she was very intolerant with the "lack of skills" that the group of friends seemed to possess.

After that, Sakura, Ino and Hinata had decided to quit the team. Tenten, however, being the athletic person that she was, decided to stay on the team and had improved so well in her swimming, that she was almost as good as Temari! The two of them even eventually became friends, which meant that Temari was also the others' friend too.

Ino carefully picked up her laptop, before making her way back to the bed and sitting down. "There's something I really want to show you guys," she said, logging in. "Come take a look."

Hinata, Tenten, Temari and Sakura all scooted over to Ino, looking over her shoulder as she began to type an address in the URL.

The page took only a brief moment to load, showing a brightly designed home page.

"What is this?!" Tenten chuckled as the others glanced at the top of the page. 'RENT A BOYFRIEND!' was written in beautiful pink, cursive text. Beneath it were tonnes of images of hot and sexy boys, ready to be rented and played with for a day.

Hinata began to blush as she realized how many men on the screen weren't wearing shirts.

Sakura gaped at her friend, "What were you doing yesterday?!" she asked as a huge smile played at her lips. "How did you find this?!"

"Are you trying to find a boyfriend?" Temari asked the blonde, raising a sceptical brow at her friend.

"No ways!" Ino laughed. "I just thought I had to show you guys! Can you believe a site like this exists?! It's like a place where you can buy a one-night-stand!"

The other girls laughed along with their blonde friend.

"Let's totally browse!" Sakura suggested as she crossed her legs and Ino handed her the laptop.

Ino, Tenten, Hinata and Temari moved over to Sakura to see what she was doing.

"What do you guys want to do on here first?" the pink-haired girl asked, glancing at her friends.

"Let's see what happens when you select the 'Boys for Rent' icon," Tenten suggested, pointing at the screen. Sakura chuckled as she did what Tenten had suggested.

A pop-up blocked out the middle of the screen. The text read in cute pink letters;

'Hi there! So you're thinking of renting a boyfriend! Maybe we can help you out!'

The box underneath the text displayed filters which could help you narrow down your search. "Okay!" Ino said, a little too eagerly, "Let's tick some boxes!"

The first thing they had to do was choose their location. "Tokyo," Ino said, typing over Sakura.

"Age? How old should he be?" Sakura asked.

"Let's pick from 19 to 21," Tenten offered.

"Alright," Sakura agreed as she typed in the age range.

Next, was a box asking for the searcher's gender, where Sakura selected the 'female,' option.

"Wow!" Ino sounded impressed, "they even cater for gays!"

"That's convenient," Hinata nodded, smiling.

"This is the weirdest site ever," Tenten muttered under her breath, earning a smile from Ino.

The next box asked what type of guy was being searched for. There were options like caring, charismatic, charming, flirtatious, funny, quiet, sexy, etc. all in alphabetical order. There was also an 'other' option, where you could type traits of your own choice. There was also an 'all' option for anyone who didn't mind what type of guy they chose.

"Wow!" Ino laughed, "They have a guy on here for everyone!" Ino's comment led all the other girls to giggle and snicker.

"That's so true!" Temari agreed, smiling brightly. "They even have an option that says clumsy! And possessive! Wow!"

"And arrogant," Hinata added, pointing at the option. The other girls laughed.

"Who'd want an arrogant guy for a boyfriend?!" Temari wondered out loud between bursts of giggles.

"Some people find arrogant guys sexy!" Tenten said, defensively.

The other girls instantly turned towards the girl who'd just spoken, gaping.

"What? Do you?" Temari asked, looking surprised.

Ino raised a perfectly plucked eyebrow when Tenten began to blush slightly as she stuttered out, "N-no! No ways!"

Sakura gasped, "Don't tell me you like Sasuke!?" He was the only arrogant person she could think of.

Ino gaped at Tenten, "No way! He's like the most arrogant guy I know!"

Tenten folded her arms across her chest, "No ways, guys! Why would I ever like him?!"

Temari looked playfully at the brunette, "Then who is it, Tenten?" she smirked.

At this, Tenten's cheeks took on another shade of light pink, "No-one! Let's just leave it, okay?"

"Whatever you say," Ino smiled at Tenten with a playful wink, which only earned her a punch in the arm. "Ouch!" the blonde laughed as she saw Tenten roll her eyes.

"Whatever," the brunette grinned at her.

"Come on," Hinata giggled, "Let's continue with the filtering."

Sakura looked sneakily at the lavender-eyed girl. "Someone's eager to get a boyfriend!" she teased.

Hinata only blushed and said weakly, "T-that's not true."

"I was joking," Sakura poked the Hyuuga on the shoulder. "Let's see," she said, turning back to the screen, "Let's select 'all'."

"Yeah," Temari agreed. "What's next?"

"Now we have to select a reason why we want him," Sakura stated. Reading through the options, the girls began to giggle. There were options like, one-night-stand, a dance-partner for a social gathering, a butler/bartender/waiter/bouncer, stripper, participant of a threesome(+), boyfriend, kid's party games host, fake father, high school prom crush, to find the one you love, etc. there was also the option for 'other'.

"I can't believe guys would rent themselves out for any of this stuff!" Sakura laughed. "Let's just go with 'all'."

"Or just type 'someone to date,'" Ino suggested. "Because we don't really want to have a one-night-stand with these guys." She smiled.

Sakura nodded, typing, 'someone to date,' in the 'other' box. "Okay last one. Charge. What do they mean by charge?"

"I think it means how much he will charge for renting out his body…?" Ino suggested.

"Why?!" Temari gasped, "I wouldn't pay to rent a boyfriend!"

Ino laughed, "Even prostitutes charge! This is like an online gigolo or prostitute house!"

"Good point," Sakura laughed.

"Okay then," Temari said, "let's say we're willing to pay anything. I mean it's not like we're actually going to date any of these guys."

The girls laughed and Sakura selected the 'anything' icon and then the 'next' button.

Immediately, a new page loaded, and a bunch of pictures of men of all kinds littered the page.

"Click on that one!" Temari excitedly commanded as she pointed to a barely-dressed man with a six-pack. Sakura selected the image and the page loaded, showing an enlarged picture of him, with an information box beside it. In the box were things like his name, his birthdate, his age, his location and his likes and dislikes. Underneath the image was a short description of his personality and positive achievements and such.

"He sounds like a show-off," Tenten stated bluntly.

Hinata nodded in agreement as she read on about how amazing he was at soccer, basketball, swimming and volleyball. The text also boasted about how well-known his family name was and that he'd won many medals in the past. Apparently he'd been asked countless times to join the Olympics (which he'd coincidently turned down). It also said he was very good with women.

"Please scroll down," Hinata asked Sakura.

The pinkette nodded and scrolled, showing more of the page. Right underneath the passage was a series of little tick-boxes, where the man had ticked off what he was willing to rent himself out for. He had ticked off the following boxes: sex, stripper, drinking, etc. And he had left the others blank, which read: dating, mild partying, and such.

"I think the things he ticked off are the things he would allow." Ino stated as she read through the list of tick boxes.

"Hm?" Hinata tilted her head to the side, not entirely sure what her friend meant.

"Like I think that because he ticked off sex, that's how far he's willing to go with whomever rents him for that day. See, he didn't tick dating, so he's obviously not looking for a relationship."

Sakura nodded, turning her attention back to the screen and scrolled down some more. Underneath the boxes were all the comments and the rating for the man. Apparently, out of all the 846 people who rented him, 845 gave him a like.

"I wonder what he did to deserve a dislike…" Ino stated out loud. The others nodded as they read the comments. There were things like, "Amazing! Brilliant in bed!" and "I recommend!"

"Eew!" Tenten glared at the screen. "So this means he had sex with all 846 women who rented him!?"

The others all laughed. "I don't think I'd ever rent him after knowing that!" Tenten crossed her arms over her chest. "What a player."

By now, it was nearing midnight, however, neither of the girls were tired.

"Let's check someone else out," Hinata suggested.

Sakura passed the laptop to Hinata, after she went back to the list of men which was previously displayed, and scooted beside her. The rest of the girls crowded around the Hyuuga, curious to see what they might find as Hinata began to scroll through the list.

Only a few moments had passed until Temari broke the silence, "WAIT!"

Hinata jumped slightly at the sudden cry from her friend. All the girls glanced questioningly at Temari, who looked like she was about to have a heart-attack.

"What!?" Ino asked, more curious than shocked.

"Scroll up, Hinata." Temari commanded, scrutinizing the screen.

Hinata's eyes turned back to the laptop and she slowly scrolled higher up the page, watching as countless images of men flashed past.

"There!" Temari gasped. "Do you guys see it?"

Hinata stopped scrolling, and all the girls stared at the screen.

"See what?" Ino asked, as the others looked at Temari.

"That guy there," Temari pointed, "H-he looks like Kankurō!"

"Your brother?" Tenten stared at the screen to where Temari had pointed.

"I haven't seen him without his makeup on before…" Sakura trailed off, doubt showing through her voice.

Hinata selected the image of Temari's supposed brother. The screen loaded quickly, and just like the previous man's profile, there was a box next to the enlarged image.

All the girls gasped as Hinata read out, "Name; Kankurō."

"No way!" Ino stared at the screen.

Temari suddenly burst out laughing, "I can't believe he would-" she broke off into a fit of giggles, "I just can't!"

"I can't believe he's actually hot!" Ino exclaimed.

Hinata felt herself blush as her eyes roamed over the nearly naked picture of Kankurō, his rock hard stomach exposed, and his pants sitting dangerously low around his waist.

Temari stopped laughing after hearing Ino's comment and took a closer look. "He actually does look good without that kabuki paint on…" she stated and felt her cheeks begin to warm up, after realizing what she's just said out loud.

"Incest!" Sakura and Ino shouted at the same time, laughing hysterically.

"Hey! I'm just being honest!" Temari huffed, throwing a pillow at her blonde friend, who quickly dodged it. "Besides," Temari continued, "it's not incest saying your sibling looks good. It was just... big-sister-admiration!"

Sakura calmed herself and smiled, "I know. We were just joking!"

"He has 24 likes out of the 29 people who rented him," Hinata stated.

"29!?" Temari cried. "How did I not know about any of this?!"

"Wait, did he tick off the 'sex' box?" Ino asked, curiosity shining in her eyes.

"Yes," Hinata smirked at Temari.

"Don't do that!" Ino laughed hysterically, gently hitting Hinata's knee. "You look like Neji when you smirk!"

"Wait, Hinata! Smirk again! I didn't see! I didn't even think she could!" Sakura laughed, trying to get the Hyuuga to look at her.

With that, Hinata began to blush profusely, muttering an apology.

"Don't apologize," Temari giggled, "It was adorable, trust me!"

"It says he's great in bed," Tenten chuckled, "and that his stamina is good too!"

The girls all laughed at this.

"Wait, just a thought. If Kankurō's on here, I wonder if your other brother is." Tenten smiled evilly, looking at Temari.

"Good idea!" Ino squealed.

Hinata found a search option, where you could type in a search word that made it easier to find what you were looking for. She quickly typed in 'Gaara' and pressed enter. However, after the page was finished loading, it was blank, expect for the words, 'no results matched your search'.

"Aww…" Ino pouted, obviously sulking. "He's hot."

"Thank goodness!" Temari breathed a sigh of relief. "At least one of my brothers are normal."

"Hey, I wonder if anyone else from our college is on here," Hinata said.

"Yeah!" Ino agreed.

"What?" Sakura asked, "Are we just going to type in the names of random guys who go here and see if anything comes up?"

"Sounds like a plan!" Tenten giggled, leaning over and typing in the most obvious one, 'Uchiha Sasuke'.

Everyone gasped as they saw a picture of the infamous Sasuke show up on the screen.

"WHAT!?" Sakura couldn't believe it.

The other girls began to laugh as they selected his image. The enlarged picture showed Sasuke fully-clothed in a formal-ish getup that made him look super sexy.

"Wow!" Ino snickered. "Who knew!?"

The other girls laughed as they scrolled further on. He had written things about how he was still in college and how sporty he was. He also mentioned what he liked and what he didn't like.

"He hates chocolate?" Tenten sounded displeased.

He had only ticked off the box saying, 'boyfriend' / 'dating'.

"So he's actually looking for a long-term relationship?" Hinata asked, pointing to the box he'd ticked off.

"Who knew he ever wanted a girlfriend?" Tenten wondered.

"Or boyfriend," Temari laughed, causing the others to laugh with her.

Out of the 83 people who rented him, only 2 liked him. Apparently he was "hard to please" and "too rude!" and he "didn't do the job right!"

"Ouch," Ino said.

Sakura giggled, "Well, what were you expecting?!"

Other comments said things like, "so sexy!" and "I want him now!" or "My dream babe! Too bad he's so rude! :P"

"I'm sure it's not his fault," Sakura stated.

Hinata glanced at Sakura, "Not who's fault for what?"

"I mean," Sakura continued, "I bet it's the girls who aren't treating him right. I'll bet they just look at his picture and rent him without even reading what he's like. Or maybe they swoon too much or treat him like he's so amazing. So he probably just kind of feels uninterested."

"And you think you'd do better?" Ino looked at her friend.

"What?! N-"

"I dare you to rent him!'

Sakura stared at her friend. What was she saying?! Rent Sasuke?! "Wait! You said we weren't renting anyone!"

"Change of plans!" Ino smirked darkly.

The other girls snickered.

"But I don't want to! I'll feel stupid! It's not like he'd give me a chance anyway!"

"Come on! I dare you!" Ino persisted. "Maybe he will fall for you!"

"I mean," Tenten began, "He is looking for a girlfriend, why don't you help him out?"

"And don't worry about the price," Ino quickly covered the screen so the others couldn't see how much he was asking for. "We'll all help you pay if you want. Besides, you're one of the few girls who don't swoon over him!"

Hinata nodded, agreeing with Ino.

"I-I don't know…" Sakura looked uncertain.

"Okay, if you do get him to fall for you, then all of us will rent a boyfriend as well. And you can choose who we rent." Ino offered, desperate to get her friend to hook up with the Uchiha.

Sakura smiled evilly, "Hinata renting a boyfriend? Okay!"

The other girls giggled as Hinata blushed.

"Just don't put me with Kankurō!" Temari stated, knowing how evil Sakura could be.

"I won't," she said with an evil glint in her eye. "I already have someone in mind for you. Oh, and by the way, you don't have to pay for it," she said to Ino.

"AWESOME!" Ino cheered as she turned to the laptop. "Now, let's rent!"

"Wait." Sakura said, "We don't have to rent him. I can just talk to him in person. I mean he goes to the same college as us, so why-?"

"Come on!" Ino smirked, "I really want to see what he'll do when he finds out you actually rented him!"

The other girls laughed at their friend's childishness, as Ino took the laptop from Hinata. She selected the RENT! button, only to be lead to a new page. Here, she just needed to type up a message for Sasuke and agree to the terms and conditions. She typed a message saying;

"Hey! You don't sound half bad. I'd like to meet you! I'll be waiting for you in the park that's on the way to Konoha College tomorrow.

xxx"

"There," Ino said as she put the laptop down in front of her, closing the screen.

"What did you say?" Sakura asked.

"I just said that you'd like to meet him tomorrow at the park," Ino shrugged.

"Who did you say it was from? Did you say my real name or did you choose an alias for me?" Sakura asked, curious.

Ino's eyes suddenly grew wide, and she covered her mouth with her hand "I forgot to say who it was from!" she admitted, clearly shocked with herself.

Tenten laughed, "Looks like someone's getting a surprise tomorrow!"


A/N: Thank you so much for reading! I really don't know if this is worth continuing. Please review and let me know what you think!

Is it worth continuing?

And if you have any ideas of what you want to see in this fanfiction, I'm open to suggestions.

And I do apologize for any spelling and grammar errors.

Please let me know!