The Ranma ½ and Inuyasha gangs addictions…
Brooke's Center For The Unfit Mind Association
This is a story about Brooke's Center For The Unfit Mind Association anyone and anything could show up, but today the Ranma and Inuyasha gang showed up. Lets see what some of there addictions are today.
"Ok guys today we are here to discuse your unhealthy additctions, and then we will determine a way to help break these addictions. Does everyone agree?"
"Yes Phycologist Brooke." They say together in unison. Brooke lets off a little grin, "Ok, who's willing to go first?" Girl Ranma raises her hand. "Ok Ranma please take the stand.
Ranma blushes a little then goes up to the mike, "Well," she says in her macho girl voice, "I'm addicted to bagels, I eat them non stop and pretty soon I'll loose my figure and become a fat blob." The rest of the group at Brooke's Center For The Unfit Mind stares at her, Ranma looks at the phycologist, "How can I break my addiction woman!"
"Well Ranma first you can turn back to a boy…" Angelica the assistant pours hot water on him. "That's better, now you can break your addiction by eating health foods and buying organic material, now who's next?"
Inuyasha and Sesshomaru are glaring at eachother. "Ahhh. How about you Sesshomaru what's your addiction?" Sesshomaru stares blankly at Brooke and Angelica for a moment then says, "Pipecleaners…" Brooke and Angelica start crackingup and say, "You of all people addicted to pipecleaners!" They both were now in tears laughing then Brooke said, "Well then stop getting pipecleaners, it's as easy as that smart one! Angelica!" Jaken cried, "How dare you make fun of the great Lord Sesshomaru!" Angelica put on an evil grin stepped on Jaken then pulled a lever and Sesshomaru and Ranma fell into a trap door, "Good luck breaking them addictions!" Called Inuyasha.
"Inuyasha should go next." Inuyasha stood up and called, "I'm addicted to hair brushes to keep myself looking pretty! Buit it's not as bad as Miroku he's addicted to girls!" Inuyasha storms out of the room, Angelica pulls the lever, yet again and Inuyasha and Miroku fall in. "Inuyasha you should look pretty but ur obsessed and Miroku go to a mental hospital."
Akane willingly walked up and grabbed the mike, "Please don't flush me…" "Ok, sure." Said Angelica, "What are you addicted to?" "I-I-I'm addicted to to treehugging, I don't know why, I like trees." Brroke nodded, "The cure is very simple drink water 700 times a day you'll be so occupied with something else that you won't be able to hug trees and will get over your addiction." Akane smiled, "I'll go home and get right to it." Soun smiled, "If it'll fix my little girls addiction then by golly get to it!" Genma was in his bear form h held up a sign which said, "She'll be addicted to the toilet." Soun laughed, "Anything to help break my little girls addiction!"
Ok people this is all for the day join us next we as we explaore Kagome Shampoo, Soun,Genma,Ryoga,Koga, Kagome, Shippo, Jaken, and Sango's addictions see ya soon!
