A/N: Something my brother and sister and I came up with one day. Silliness ensued.

There's a Hole in the Side of the Hill

(To the tune of "There's a Hole in the Bottom of the Sea")

There's a hole in the side of the hill

There's a hole in the side of the hill

There's a hole, there's a hole, there's a hole in the side of the hill

There's a hobbit in the hole in the side of the hill

There's a hobbit in the hole in the side of the hill

There's a hobbit, there's a hobbit, there's a hobbit in the hole in the side of the hill

There's a wizard with the hobbit in the hole in the side of the hill

There's a wizard with the hobbit in the hole in the side of the hill

There's a wizard, there's a wizard, there's a wizard with the hobbit in the hole in the side of the hill

There's a hat on the wizard with the hobbit in the hole in the side of the hill

There's a hat on the wizard with the hobbit in the hole in the side of the hill

There's a hat, there's a hat, there's a hat on the wizard with the hobbit in the hole in the side of the hill

There's a moth on the hat on the wizard with the hobbit in the hole in the side of the hill

There's a moth on the hat on the wizard with the hobbit in the hole in the side of the hill

There's a moth, there's a moth, there's a moth on the hat on the wizard with the hobbit in the hole in the side of the hill

There's a wing on the moth on the hat on the wizard with the hobbit in the hole in the side of the hill

There's a wing on the moth on the hat on the wizard with the hobbit in the hole in the side of the hill

There's a wing, there's a wing, there's a wing on the moth on the hat on the wizard with the hobbit in the hole in the side of the hill

There's a flea on the wing on the moth on the hat on the wizard with the hobbit in the hole in the side of the hill

There's a flea on the wing on the moth on the hat on the wizard with the hobbit in the hole in the side of the hill

There's a flea, there's a flea, there's a flea on the wing on the moth on the hat on the wizard with the hobbit in the hole in the side of the hill

And thankfully the flea is clean!