Doesn't Snore
I really shouldn't be doing this.
This is so wrong.
He'd push me off the cliff if he knew.
If she wakes up, she'll kill me.
But I really can't help it.
I just can't stop.
It started out as a precaution.
At first I just wanted to make sure.
But now it's an obsession.
Now I just watch.
Spirits, what's wrong with me?!
Why can't I stop thinking about her?!
So strong.
So beautiful.
So honorable.
So brave.
But the most interesting thing about him…
But the one thing I love the most about her…
He doesn't snore.
She doesn't snore.
