Doesn't Snore

I really shouldn't be doing this.

This is so wrong.

He'd push me off the cliff if he knew.

If she wakes up, she'll kill me.

But I really can't help it.

I just can't stop.

It started out as a precaution.

At first I just wanted to make sure.

But now it's an obsession.

Now I just watch.

Spirits, what's wrong with me?!

Why can't I stop thinking about her?!

So strong.

So beautiful.

So honorable.

So brave.

But the most interesting thing about him…

But the one thing I love the most about her…

He doesn't snore.

She doesn't snore.