Ron took a seat next to Harry. He had been having a lot of problems lately and he was hoping that Harry would listen to him.
"Harry, I need help. I like McGonagall and I don't know what to do"
"EWW! MCGONAGALL!!!"
"Harry! You're supposed to be helping me!"
"Cha! Cha! Cha! Charmin!"
"Harry!"
"Moo! Moo! I'm a cow! Moo! cough cough Fur ball! Meow!"
"You're not helping me"
"I want CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE"
"Harry you-"
"CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!"
"Harry why-"
"CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!"
"What is the matter with you?!"
"I like eggs!"
Ron stomped his foot.
"Well if you wont help me, I'll help myself. I'm going to pick up McGonagall!"
"Not if I get her first!"
They ran out of the room, looking for McGonagall. Harry got to her first, while Ron was stuck in the girls bathroom with Moaning Myrtle.
"Minerva, You are the apple of my eye, I've loved you ever since I saw your face on the missing milk carton. Your pimple blend in perfectly with your face, I just want to feel the bumps on your face. You are so beautiful, though you need deodorant. You are like Jessica Simpson, the looks and the stupidity. See you in bed...HOTSTUFF!"
"Potter?" McGonagall asked, clearly confused
"I love you Minerva! Let's make sex before Ron shows up!"
And so they did. It got very romantic until Neville showed up.
"Everybody! Let's have an orgy!"
Believe me, they did. The greatest orgy Hogwarts ever had.
"Harry, I need help. I like McGonagall and I don't know what to do"
"EWW! MCGONAGALL!!!"
"Harry! You're supposed to be helping me!"
"Cha! Cha! Cha! Charmin!"
"Harry!"
"Moo! Moo! I'm a cow! Moo! cough cough Fur ball! Meow!"
"You're not helping me"
"I want CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE"
"Harry you-"
"CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!"
"Harry why-"
"CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!"
"What is the matter with you?!"
"I like eggs!"
Ron stomped his foot.
"Well if you wont help me, I'll help myself. I'm going to pick up McGonagall!"
"Not if I get her first!"
They ran out of the room, looking for McGonagall. Harry got to her first, while Ron was stuck in the girls bathroom with Moaning Myrtle.
"Minerva, You are the apple of my eye, I've loved you ever since I saw your face on the missing milk carton. Your pimple blend in perfectly with your face, I just want to feel the bumps on your face. You are so beautiful, though you need deodorant. You are like Jessica Simpson, the looks and the stupidity. See you in bed...HOTSTUFF!"
"Potter?" McGonagall asked, clearly confused
"I love you Minerva! Let's make sex before Ron shows up!"
And so they did. It got very romantic until Neville showed up.
"Everybody! Let's have an orgy!"
Believe me, they did. The greatest orgy Hogwarts ever had.
