Hi my name is FireDemonKitsune84. This is my 1st Harry Potter fic, and was created after a very odd conversation with my sister. It's random, psychotic, and pointless. Hope you like it.

WTF Chapter 1: In which Voldermort gets a light saber

" Ok so one more time Fred what is it and how does it work?"

Fred looked at his younger brother, and for the hundredth time that day whished George was there to explain his new invention.

" It's a light saber. You press the red button and an energy band appears and will cut through anything. I can't tell you how it works cuz I don't know, something to do with crystals and kinetic energy. George created it after seeing some muggle movie called Star Wars."

" Star Wars? Why was George watching a muggle movie?" Ron was very confused. His brother had been acting weird lately and now he was worried. This new invention looked more dangerous then any of the others, well if that was even possible. For instance what if Voldermort aka he-who-must-not-be-named got a hold of it. As if on cue the front of the Wesley Wizard Wheezes was blown open.

"Bloody hell."

"Buger."

"I want your new invention." Who else but the dreaded Lord Voldermort aka master of the anagrams, would make such a bold demand.

Fred looked at him and shook his head. Today was just not his day. He had woken up with a pounding head ach, lost his wallet, his girlfriend broke up with him, and now he had a hole in his wall which was currently being occupied by the dark lord himself.

Ron on the other hand had been having a great day. He had gotten a great nights sleep ( courtesy to Hermione), he'd gotten a raise at work, got a ring to propose to Hermione, and had finally gotten the lease on the new apartment. Now he was facing the dark lord, bloody hell his life had done a 160.

"Hello the Great and Powerful Dark Lord Himself has demanded that you give him your new invention." Bellatrix had been in the pixie dust earlier and was a little hipper.

Fred rubbed the bridge of his nose. That woman was way to hyper for her own good. Now he had a splitting head ach to add to the day's events. " Yeah sure we have a few ready." He handed one over to Voldermort. " That will be 72 galleons, 33 sickles, and 1 knut."

Voldermort was outraged who did this boy think he was.

"1 knut? Isn't that kind of pointless" Snape drawled from some where behind Voldermort.

Fred looked at him " Maybe but then where's the fun in that." There was a rumble of agreement and finally Vodermort paid and they all left.

Fred looked at his brother. " Do u think we should have told him how to work it."

"MWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA this is brilliant I tell u brilliant." Voldermort looked at it for a second. " Bella, how do you work it?"

" Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I don't know. Maybe we should have asked." The dark lord and his stalker both stared at it.

" Did you try pushing the red button?"

Voldermort looked at Snape for a second then exclaimed, "Brilliant Snape I knew I kept you alive for a reason." Voldermort looked at the light saber again then pressed the red button.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY EYE!"