Inuyasha+Naruto: Backgound Check
A/N: Just the first part of my 4th/5th story. Please R/R.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, Masashi-san does. I don't own Inuyasha either.
Feeling I hadn't gotten ehough knowledge of anime characters, I decided to interview some characters from the shows.
Me: "So Inuyasha, you know I'm a writer, and being one of Rumika-san's more popular characters, I wanted to learn a bit about you."
Inuyasha: "Shoot."
Me: "Let's start with your family. What were your parents like?"
Inuyasha: "Well, contrary to most people's belief, my mother was not a whore. She came to demon-father as a virgin. As you probably know, they died soon after my birth."
Me: "And what about your brother?"
Inuyasha: "Everyone seems to like him, I don't know why. He has all these fangirls and he's gay. I just don't get understand that. It also turns out he's a kleptomaniac." (Chronic thief)
Me: "I've heard several comments about your ears, what about them?"
Inuyasha: "They're fake. I got surgery to add them, and they make me 51 demon. You know why Kagome is always grabbing them? She tries to pull them off all the time."
Me: "And what do you think of Kagome?"
Inuyasha: " She's hot, but she doesn't need to follow me around. Some day I'm gonna f her up and leave her on the road. She just makes me so pissed some times! I'm leaving!!"
He ran out of the room with lust in his eyes.
Inuyasha: "Muahahaha!!" (Girl screaming)
The next person on my list was Kagome, and I had to follow my list, no matter what. (Of course if I could have chosen, I wouldn't have had her come in.)
Me: "So Kagome, I understand that you're a priestess..."
At this point I saw her in her underwear, trying to cover herself.
"Umm... cough tell me about that!"
Kagome: "What the hell? Did you tell him to do that??!??!?"
Me: "No, I..."
Kagome: "Stop staring at my breasts!!! I'm getting my clothes, so leave!"
I walked out of the room, leaving the door open a tad. I pulled out a camera and waited for the right moment. But, I forgot to turn off the flash, and it would be several weeks before I recovered from my injuries.
