"Okay
Harry, who do you thinks hott on this page?" Hermione asked,
flipping to a page of her muggle magazine and showing it to Harry.
"Hmmm" he thought, looking at the page. "I like her" Harry
said pointing to Keira Knightly. Hermione nodded in agreement, "yea
she is" "Okay now you" Harry said grabbing the magazine, and
flipping through until there were guys. "Him" Hermione said
pointing instantly to the 'eye candy of the month' Bobby. "Hmm
nice choice" Harry said. Hermione took the magazine and looked
closer, and then she folded it out. "OOOh fold out! Heyyy he isn't
wearing a shirt! I now love this picture!" she said starting to get
all giddy.
Harry looked at the picture and then muttered, "My
abs are so much more better than his." Hermione heard and then
said, "lets see then" "What?" He asked. "Lift up your shirt
and lets see, you said yours are better, so ill compare them"
"Okay" Harry said and got up from the floor in which he and
Hermione were sitting on, in their own private common room.
He
lifted up his shirt and then said, "Yeah, bask in their glory,
don't you wish your girlfriend had abs like theseā¦. Well
boyfriend" Hermione laughed. "A bit bragish are we," she
asked. "Just a little bit" Harry admitted. "Hmm," she said
looking at the picture then at Harry's stomach. "It's a pretty
tough decision," Hermione concluded. "I mean his are nice, but
they haven't been through 7 years of Quiddich training have they,"
she said more to herself.
"Well Harry I think ill have to
chose yours. They're much sexier than his." she said as he sat
down. "And besides, I cant feel his any time I want to can I" she
said and then brushed her hand along his abs. "Heyy! That is
unauthorized physical contact missy!" He said and smiled. "OH you
like it" Hermione said. Harry sighed. "You know me too well"
"You say that as if it's a bad thing." Hermione said. "It
could be."
"So what do you want to do now?" she asked him.
"I don't know. Any other games that you girls like to play?" he
asked. "Well there is one where you name 2 things that you would
change about yourself" she suggested. "Okay sure" he agreed.
"What would you change about yourself Harry?" Hermione
asked.
"Umm I would change my hair and my eyebrows." he said.
"And why would you do that?" she asked. "Well because my hair
is so unruly and my eyebrows, well look at them, its like I have 2
fuzzy caterpillars of my face." he said. "Harry! Of course it
doesn't! I love them, they're nice and ruggid, and your hair, why
would you want to change that? Girls swoon over that hair style, the
I just woke up look" "I suppose your right. Well what about you?"
Harry asked. "My eyes and my hips" Hermione said right away.
"Are you kidding!? You've got the loveliest hips I've ever
seen!" he said. She blushed. "Why would you say that?" she
asked. "Well come here." Harry insisted. She obeyed and crawled
over to where he sat, leaning on the couch. He put his hand on them
and said. "They're not too big, like some are, and they're not
shapeless either. Just the right amount of curve in them, an
hourglass figure." he said. "And your eyes, when you look into
them, they're very mysterious and soulful." Hermione giggled.
"Awe that's so sweet!" she said, and then added. "Well if I
didn't know that you were into girls, I would swear that you were
gay" "What's wrong with a guy expressing his feminine side once
in a while?" he asked and then said, "just please don't tell
the guys or else ill never hear the end of it" Hermione laughed.
"And what's in it for me?" she asked. "The satisfaction of
knowing that you didn't make your best friend look like a fruit so
then he wont be humiliated for all of his life?" he suggested.
Hermione pondered that for a second and then said, "yeah I'm not
really fancying that idea, do you have any others in mind?"
"Well
how about I don't stop tickling you until you agree not to tell
them?" he asked, and started to tickle her. She was squeamish and
tried to get away, but he was too strong for her. When she finally
gave up he was sitting on top of her and she had tears streaming down
her face from the constant laughing. "Okay! Okay! I promise!"
she pleaded, laughing. "you sure?" he asked "YES!" She
screamed, and he stopped tickling her.
She sat up and he wiped
the tears from her eyes. "thanks" she muttered and smiled. Harry
had a sudden urge to kiss her. He didn't know why, but he just did
it. Hermione kissed back and they sat there kissing each other. When
they broke apart Harry started blushing. "I'm sorry Hermione, I
don't know what came over me, its just-" he got cut off by
Hermione kissing him again. "Harry you don't understand. I've
wanted to do that for a long
