Master of Deception –makacatori

(Action/Adventure/Romance)

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Harry Potter they belong to respective authors. And, damn, you're lucky they do.

Summary: HP X Naruto Crossover. Naruto, Sasuke, Neji, Shikamaru, Ino and Lee are hired to be guards at Hogwarts, however not all are what it seems. Naruto's lineage and destiny is intertwined with the ancient halls. The founding members all carrying a common gene and when Naruto walks the halls an incredible power is unleashed and the wizards and ninja world are in for a shock. YAOI (SasuNaru)

Warning: YAOI (Sasuke/Naruto- but I need to ease into it), cussing, violence, possible lemon, very possible pregnant Naruto (much later if used), Masked Naruto/Powerful Naruto/Smart Naruto, cutting and suicidal themes, A lot of out of character, Sakura bashing

A/N: I just wasn't satisfied with COIN. It was all disjointed and didn't have a definite plot. It also lacked originality, which I try my hardest to reach. However, I still have the old files in my computer, so if you want to read them write me a review.

A/N: U know I recently realized I'm a bit of a hypocrite. I mean I'm a totally a YAOI fan girl, yet I can't read Yuri. I just can't read it. I'm not against it or anything, I just can't read it. So I guess I can sympathize with guys who are totally weirded out by YAOI. I don't blame them, but I REFUSE TO BAD MOUTH any one's work. I mean it seriously takes guts to post their work here, especially if it's against the society norm! I hope people will see that in my work (My Mom freaked when she realized I was a YAOI fan girl… it's was quite comical). Well this is just a little wisdom imparted on you by little old me with the hopes you'll use it some how.

Pairings: Sasuke/Naruto. You vote on the rest.

Legend

"Blah" – Speaking English

"Blah" – Speaking Japanese

Blah – Thinking

Blah – Naruto speaking to Kyuubi

"Blah" – Kyuubi speaking to Naruto

Blah – Kyuubi thinking

Prologue:

----- Naruto's apartment 6 am -----

Naruto sat before the mirror rocking back and forth, knees and arms clenched firmly to his chest. His hauntingly beautiful blue eyes, which held gold and green specks making them glow in an ethereal beauty, were filled with depression. His usually spiky hair fell in limps curls about his face, long eyelashes and full curvaceous cheery lips to make a model jealous radiated pain. Milky skin, a narrow slight effeminate build, a narrow oval face, high cheekbones finished his exotic beauty. However, Naruto was not drawn to the mirror like some self centered superficial star gazer, no he had just realized, tomorrow was the old man's death via the murderer Orochimaru. A single tear trickled down this sixteen year old beauty's face. If only… If only

Naruto's hand itched for his unhealthy habit. At the young age of eight Naruto had begun cutting himself regularly, but recently after Naruto had modified the seal so he could speak to Kyuubi without going to him. Kyuubi had refused to heal him. To Naruto's displeasure after several months of Kyuubi being able to witness the horrors in Naruto's life and learn the truth of his vessel, Kyuubi had become quite ironically… a mother hen.

"Kit, Kit… You'd better hurry and put up that damn disguise of yours or you'll be late." Kyuubi cajoled. "Though, personally I wish you'd stop using the disguise. You know you're beautiful and you deserve much more than you have."

Thank you Kyuubi, but beauty doesn't interest me like certain girls…

I wasn't only speaking about his outward beauty… he has the most beautiful soul and heart I've ever seen or heard of. God why are humans so cruel.

Naruto quickly pulled on his baggy and padded orange suit, he wore to hide his body and with a small hybrid chakra/magic jutsu that blocked the Sharingan, he turned his skin a tanned color, made his hair spiky and his face chubby and rounder with prominent scars.

"Naruto… when are you going to drop the act and tell them? It's unhealthy to keep all these secrets. Naruto every time you go on a mission, you're putting lives at stake because you're holding back."

Kyuubi you know perfectly well… I don't hold back all the time. And I was a dobe!

"Naruto, you baka, you were never a dobe, you're fucking teacher just never taught you anything and no one taught you to read. For crying out loud, you learned a Jounin level technique in four hours from the secret scroll and you couldn't read and no one taught you the basics of chakra. You defeated a prodigy ninja and brought him home. Then when I began to teach you to read and the jutsus I knew, you surpassed all my expectations and learned how to create new ninjutsus and genjutsus. Then you proceeded to developing your own chakra making a larger reserve."

I know Kyuubi… but that doesn't make me any less of a dobe.

"How so?"

You know.

Naruto left his apartment for the Hokage's tower to receive the mission that he, Ino, Lee, Neji, Shikamaru and Sasuke were to start on today. He still didn't know what it was about and neither did the team.

----- The Hokage's Tower -----

Over the years Naruto had managed to tone down his mask without arousing suspicions. The only people who knew of Naruto's true potential and strengths were Tsunade, the sadly departed third Hokage, Jiraiya and Naruto's ANBU superior. Naruto also had a nagging suspicion that Itachi knew as well, being that the man never directly attacked him.

Now you might be wondering whether Naruto had been ordered to maintain this façade and by this phrase, the answer is obviously a negative. Naruto chose to be the Naruto we know so well because of his insecurities and fears. Yes, Naruto was proud of his accomplishments, but he gave no inclination of wanting to speak of them to his older peers, and yes the Konoha eleven were ALL older than he. It was quite laughable that they overlooked his apparent age and judged by him by his failures. Yes, he had purposely failed the academy three times, so they assumed he was older than they. But in truth Naruto was two years younger. As they graduated the academy at age twelve, Naruto was only ten years old. He had entered the academy at age six instead of eight.

Naruto found it quite humorous that they mistook him for an older child, so he aged his genjutsu faster to follow this belief.

However, in a few moments Naruto's carefully constructed façade would be dismantled and his true nature and appearance would come into the light much to his dismay. But we're getting ahead of ourselves. Right now Naruto has entered the Hokage's office being his loud boisterous self. Sasuke, Neji, Lee, Shikamaru and Ino trailed after the boy.

---- History Interlude ----

Sasuke Uchiha had been returned after his three year time period by Naruto and a masked ANBU. He immediately apologized for his crimes and promised his loyalty to Konoha. The council, to the dismay of Tsunade and the Konoha ten (Not including the horrendous fan girl Sakura), eagerly acquitted him of all charges and much to many of the ninja's outrage the council forced Tsunade to make Sasuke an ANBU captain. Of course for the past four years Sasuke struggled to regain everyone's trust and was slowly making progress.

However, to the council's horror Sasuke did not immediately settle down and produce innumerable children, but opted for bachelor hood. And though they constantly threw women at him they could not persuade him. They had even offered artificial insemination. Why reject such offer you might ask, well Sasuke's brain works in mysterious ways. Some were even questioning his sexual preference.

What was funny was that Sasuke was hell bent on spending time with the illusive Naruto and when they were around together, Sasuke was dangerously over protective. He treated Naruto like a fragile glass statue. No Sasuke was not attracted to Naruto for his looks (Not now at least. Think about the genjutsu), but he had become fascinated by the loud mouth. He had a suspicion that Naruto was not what he seemed, but Naruto always gave him the slip.

Now as to the rest of Konoha's rookies.

In the public's eyes Naruto had made Jounin, which shocked his peers. But they quickly congratulated him.

Kiba finally made Chuunin and married the now ravishing Hinata, who loved him dearly. Her crush on Naruto was a thing of the past. She also made Chuunin and soon replaced Sakura as Tsunade's prodigal student.

To the whole clan's surprise, Hinata's father won a case to make Neji his heir by adoption and removed Neji's curse seal. Neji proudly accepted and to make his new father proud worked like a mad man to reach unprecedented levels of power. Soon he was named a Sanin.

However, what made Neji mad was there was another that's power out shone his, but the council blatantly refused to take the strange ANBU in consideration for a second Sanin. The strange ANBU called Fire Fox had single handedly killed Orochimaru and Kabuto. Sasuke, the traitor who should have been sentenced to death in Neji's eyes was in consideration for the second Sanin position. The third remained unknown being that no one had reached a level of power to take a place along side of them.

Shino also made Jounin and was currently dating Chouji to many people's surprise. Chouji had opted to become an Academy teacher.

Ino, Ibiki's prodigy and soon replacement, was nicknamed Nightmare Mistress as she had the ability to shatter one's sanity by replaying their worst memories and sins in their minds. Making them bare witness to it all. She was dating Shikamaru.

Shikamaru had become Tsunade's political consultant and ambassador. His power was now on ANBU par. He didn't always rely solely on shadow jutsu though it was a main factor in his fighting skills. He had reached a higher chakra reserve and had an incredible endurance. He had grown even more intelligent with time, which was a once thought as an impossible accomplishment.

Sakura had returned to her fan girl ways when Sasuke returned. She had fixated on Sasuke and neglected her duties as a ninja. Tsunade stripped her of her rank and completely embarrassed her by placing her back in the academy for six months and then made her build her way back up to Chuunin rank. She became a laughing stock. However,oweverHoweHowever to many peoples' dismay took her anger out on Naruto. So to say the least at times it was a good thing that Sasuke had grown so protective of Naruto. After incurring Sasuke's wrath after a particularly violent attack on Naruto. Sakura had been avoiding Naruto like a plague. Neither she or Sasuke would speak of their confrontation, though Sakura stupidly clung to Sasuke in hopes of winning his affection.

Lee and Tenten had graduated to Jounin rank and were often paired with Naruto on missions, but still very little was seen of Naruto, not even at Ichiraku Ramen Bar.

----- End of History Interlude -----

Upon entering Naruto froze, "Hello Naruto-san. How have you been?" Said an elderly voice as Naruto's team members collided with his still back and fell to the floor pulling Naruto down with them. Naruto jumped up and edged nervously away from Sasuke, Ino, Shikamaru, Lee and Neji and from the old man. Sasuke glared at the man, why did this man make Naruto nervous. Something was off and what was this man speaking.

"He's speaking English." Shikamaru answered their unasked question. Turning to the man Shikamaru said, "Seir, we do-n know—" He began, but to his shock was immediately interrupted by Naruto speaking in the same language as the strange man.

"Dumbledore-sama, I did not know you'd be here. Is there some reason you are?" Naruto said taking a quick peek at his friends, who were staring at him with their jaws open. Naruto hung his head in shame.

Dumbledore made a face and then to Naruto's peers surprise he began to speak in Japanese "Naruto I believe it is impolite to speak in another tongue, when in front of others, who do not know it. Now I haven't seen you in ages and—"

"Dumbledore-sama I'd rather speak in English." Naruto interrupted his eyes unconsciously flickering towards the other ninja's in the room. "And where is the Tsunade-sama?"

"Still hiding are we Naruto, I though you'd out grown it. It's not healthy to bury your fears and dreams because you fear others." The man said giving Naruto a loose hug as tears slipped down Naruto's cheeks. "Tsunade gave me this to give to you and for your knowledge I have hired you and your companions for this mission. How long has it been since you went to your other home?" Dumbledore said noticing the shock on the other ninja's faces. Dumbledore held out a silver key to Naruto and as the other ninja watched in shock it flew out of Dumbledore's hand on translucent blue wings and tucked itself in Naruto's pocket. Naruto backed away and slumped against the wall crying.

"What did you do!" demanded Sasuke heatedly taking a menacing step towards Dumbledore.

Quicker than the eye or Sharingan could follow Naruto appeared between Dumbledore and Sasuke. Sasuke blinked and then his eyes bugged out. So this is what Naruto was hiding.

"What does the key mean?" Demanded Neji.

"It mean that I have been ordered to bare my secrets and take my place as Merlin's Heir." Naruto said quietly staring at the floor.

"Merlin's heir?" Asked Sasuke lifting up Naruto's face to look in his blue eyes.

"Yes," Dumbledore answered, "Like his mother Naruto carries the predominate genes of Merlin the founder of magic and his grandfather's genes carrier the four founding father of Hogwarts, the London school of witchcraft and wizardry. He's the first male born of the Merlin genetics in over a two millenniums. He's a very special boy."

"What do mean magic. Magic is all fairy tales!" Ino insisted.

"Not in our dimension." Dumbledore said, "Magic is as real as Chakra and chakra would be a fairy tale if known."

"Naruto doesn't look English." Ino said.

Neji coughed, "Blues eyes and blond hair, though his coloring is a bit off."

"It's not," Naruto said quietly, "I'm wearing a hybrid magic, chakra genjutsu."

"What?!" All the ninja exclaimed.

"Why can't I see it!" Demanded Sasuke activating his Sharingan.

"Magic and Chakra can't mix. People, who are born of a wizard or witch with a ninja, usual die at the age of three, but because I have now fully absorbed Kyuubi's chakra I am able to live. The Merlin line continues through me. I am the last living Merlin descendant, I have no family to speak of. My father was Yondaime if you're interested."

"Naruto…" Sasuke whispered, "Please take off you genjutsu."

"Okay… " Naruto murmured. Sasuke release Naruto as a pressure built up around the orange clad boy. They all (even Dumbledore) cringed at monstrous intensity of power surround him. Naruto's image warped and began to fade. Moments later a teenager of seventeen stood before them. Tears filled his mesmerizing blue eyes with gold and green specks. His usually spiky hair fell in limps curls about his face, long eyelashes and full curvaceous cheery lips were turn downwards in fear and agony. Milky skin, narrow effeminate build, narrow oval face, high cheekbones looked silly in the horrendous padded orange suit.

"Naruto, why are you crying you're beautiful." Sasuke whispered. Everyone was surprised, even Sasuke at his own words.

"You don't hate me?" Naruto asked looking everywhere, but at Sasuke, Neji, Lee, Shikamaru and Ino. Sasuke's gripped Naruto's face between his hands.

"No as long as you tell us why?" Sasuke said surprising himself and others yet again.

Naruto stared into each other their eyes before tears once again fell from his eyes and he answered in a broken voice. "I was scared, I was scared to be judged. I thought maybe if I pretended I didn't care what others thought of me it would be easier. It would be easier to pretend I was dumb and normal in everything, but after a while it I realized it only made things worse, but I couldn't stop because all of you expected it of me… and I didn't wasn't to loose you."

Suddenly he felt five pairs of arms embrace him. "Sorry Naruto." Each of them whispered in turn.

"It's not your fault." Naruto said to each of them. Dumbledore cleared his throat and they all turned to him.

"Naruto would you do the honors and help me place a permanent translation spell on them?" Naruto nodded. Dumbledore pulled out his wand as Naruto explained. Shikamaru looked at Dumbledore's wand curiously.

"Dumbledore-sama, wouldn't magic be lethal on us."

Dumbledore chuckled. "With the prolonged exposure to Naruto you've all gained a small measure of compatible magic and demonic chakra."

"You make him sound like a disease." Muttered Sasuke.

"In some sense, I am. However, I'm most affected in the most bizarre ways."

"In what way?" Asked Ino curiously.

Naruto and Dumbledore chuckled. "Naruto they're going to faint from this." Dumbledore proclaimed and Neji and Sasuke growled at the implication.

Naruto cleared his throat. "I can't get anyone pregnant, but I can become pregnant even though I'm completely male, my body can accommodate."

Naruto started crying from laughing so hard from seeing their reactions. Ino, Lee and Neji were mastering the goldfish jutsu; eyes bugged out and mouth moving wordlessly. Shikamaru looked startled. And now, Sasuke, was a surprise. Sasuke was staring rather hard at Naruto's abdomen and blushing furiously. Oh dear me, Sasuke's thinking about children. Naruto thought blushing furiously, glad that his hysterical laughter gave him a cover. I knew he had to be gay, but the thing is. Does he love me? I guess we'll find out. He has been overly protective of me!

"Alright now for the spell." Instantly everyone sobered and lined up before Naruto and Dumbledore. One by one Naruto and Dumbledore cast the spell on them, but what was usually was Naruto did this wand less.

"Okay," Dumbledore began in English, which everyone now understood, "there are two parts to this mission. First you will be guarding Hogwarts, my school, which I am headmaster of and second you will be introducing the knowledge of the ninja world to the students. The wizard community needs this knowledge since Naruto was raised here in the ninja world, but now will be constantly trading back and forth between missions. Naruto will be finishing his advanced education with me. None, all of you, this includes Naruto, have never been to Hogwarts before so be constantly prepared for the unexpected and you'll survive."

"Do we have a portkey?" Asked Naruto.

"Yes." Said Dumbledore whipping out a moldy sandwich from seemingly nowhere. All the ninjas, but Naruto stared. "Okay everyone grab on." Confused they all grabbed the sandwich and were suddenly pulled in a soundless vortex.

Okay, done for now! Please review and vote on other pairings besides Sasuke/Naruto and also vote on MPreg.

Have a nice day or night,

-TK or makacatori