NOTE: i did not write this but i am colabing with the aouther of this part. it is a three book story that me and him are working on, we do not own any of the characters in Resident Evil. i however own some of the characters, edward is one of them. he isnt the edward that dies in one of the games so yeah enjoy the story

R&R

Insane Jester King


Prologue

The young man walked up the dark street checking his watch. "8:00 right on time" He thought to himself as he walked up the street toward the dark house. It had been 2 days since he got the call from his 'family member' Jill Valentine. They weren't actually related but she didn't know that. He clenched his fist tightly at the thought of what he was doing. He could get these people killed and all for the sake of Albert Wesker. He moved his black hair out of his face revealing beautiful hazel

eyes. He knocked twice and very quickly looking around for any followers, but there were none. The door opened and was greeted by a surprised look.

"We don't want any girl scout cookies" the large man said.

"Not selling any" the kid said pulling out his ID "the name's Edward. I'm looking for Jill." The man welcomed him in realizing who he was. The kid quickly took in his surroundings. A lamp, some chairs, a table, and the people their. Chris Redfield, Claire Redfield, Jill Valentine, Barry Burton the man who answered the door, and Rebecca Chambers. "Ok let's make those first impressions good" he thought with shifty eyes. "Hello everyone my name is Edward Valentine but I'm sure Jill has already told you."

"Welcome to our group Ed" Rebecca said with a smile.

"Edward...please" Edward said. He found the young girl attractive for sure but he didn't expect her to be the one to welcome him so openly.

"Please sit" Jill said.

"Ok let's get started" Chris said" We're here because Edward has information on the last few remaining facilities of Umbrella-"

Barry interrupted "Why should we trust him? I mean doesn't he work for Umbrella?"

Chris sighed slightly "Edward saved me from being killed by an umbrella employee even though he works for them".

Edward laid all the info out and handed Rebecca a couple of papers about the viruses. But, as everyone picked up a paper there was a sudden sound of machine gun fire and everyone ducked the lamp exploded.

"Everyone it's not the smartest idea but we're going out the back" Edward said "I'll go first and eliminate any of the attackers." Edward had waited for this all of the S.T.A.R.S would be dead. "But how can I do it after seeing that young girl..." a thought raced through his head. It was too late he kicked down the back door unholstered two .50 caliber magnums and opened fire covering everyone. Rebecca came out last he followed her. They ran through the forest but Rebecca and he had gotten lost.

"What now?" the girl whispered.

"I'm not ..." Edward was interrupted by stepping on a stick breaking it making a loud crack.

"Open fire on the girl" a voice said, and in a split second all Rebecca saw is what looked like a giant raven's wing around her. The gunfire started and she heard Edward groan in pain, the guy was only 22 and was being ripped apart by machine gun fire right in front of her, she felt tears come to her eyes. "Where did this wing come from though?" she thought. Her thoughts wondered back to Umbrella's experiments, she closed her eyes and heard Edward's guns go off and the forest was silent again. She opened her eyes to see Edward standing alive the black raven wing protruding from his back on the right side. He wasn't bleeding at all, but he had bullet holes in his clothes.

"Lets go." he said picking her up and they flew toward his house were the others were headed. No one had reached the house except the two.



"What are you?" Rebecca asked backing away slightly, afraid to be around Edward, but then she realized what she thought was another of Umbrella's heartless experiments just saved her life from the company that created him. Her heart skipped a beat at the thought of this.

"You can call me project 'B.O.S.S.' " Edward said reluctantly. He looked away afraid of her reaction but was greeted with a hug. Her slender arms wrapped around him. His heart skipped, he was hesitant but he returned the hug and blushed in the process.

"Thank you...Edward" she said quietly, she looked up at him and he looked back. They slowly leaned towards each other until their lips touched, kissing each other delicately, after a few moments they broke apart to take a breath and both of them were blushing from the kiss.

"You should rest it's been a long night." he said smiling at her. She pushed him onto the couch and sat next to him kissing him deeply not ready to rest just yet.

Edward stroked Rebecca's forehead, she had fallen asleep a few minutes ago. He realized that the others must have left town, he yawned and started to fall asleep himself. But before he fell asleep, he noticed a figure of someone or something was watching them but he fell asleep as he saw the figure leave.

"Rebecca?" Edward asked shouting into the darkness ";hey where am I"; he asked himself looking into the darkness training his magnum on the door in front of him. He walked towards it feeling the cold wind. He opened the door shocked at what he found. Rebecca was lying on the ground at Wesker's feet.

"Looks you've completed your mission Edward" Wesker smiled holding a gun to Rebecca's head. Gun fire went off and Edward woke up with a start his heart pounding hard and found himself in the same spot on the couch, Rebecca sleeping soundly on his lap. "Good...only a nightmare...thank god." He slowly got up putting her head on a pillow as softly as possible. After standing he made his way to the bathroom to take a shower. He stood in the shower letting the warm water flow over him. After 30 minutes he got out dried off, he put on a black T-shirt, some black pants and a black cloak liner, and headed towards the kitchen. Something smelled heavenly. It was the smell of bacon and eggs. He realized he hadn't eaten in a while. "Shit I haven't eaten in God knows how long..."

"Good morning Ed" Rebecca said smiling at him standing next to the stove. She had just finished putting everything onto plates when he had walked in.

"Morning 'Becca" He said smiling back. "Did I just call her 'Becca" The thought passed through him making him blush on the inside. After eating she took a shower. Edward had let her borrow some clothes that he had grown out of, but they fit her perfectly black leather pants and a red leather tank top, he found her extremely attractive in this outfit. He went to his room and she followed. He went to his closet sliding his ID in the lock next to it. It opened the sound of shifting metal coming from inside as it did. When the lights turned on, guns and ammo of all sorts were revealed. He studied them well then turned to her.

"Take your pick." He said looking at her. She stopped before approaching the closet. She looked at him with worry and wonder. He saw the worry in her eyes and reassured her with kiss. She kissed him back harder than he had kissed her. He could feel her tongue press against his lips begging entrance. Her tongue was met by his, their tongues struggling for dominance and 

then finally they broke the kiss and Rebecca went to the closet taking a desert eagle, an assault rifle, and a medical kit that was to the side of the closet.

"Thank you," She said "What will I need these for though?"

"We're going to storm an Underground Umbrella Research Facility, the virus has probably escaped down there but this one isn't airborne so we're safe as long as we don't get bit." Edward said.

"With just us" Rebecca asked worried that they wouldn't be enough.

"We'll be enough plus I've got security up my sleeve." He said laughing on the inside.

"Ok..." she said still unsure.

"It'll be okay... I promise." He said putting some ammo into his belt. He pushed her out the door closing it behind him.

"So where are we going anyways." She asked.

"Down the hall" He replied... he pointed and walked down the hall way she followed closely.

"What do you mean...?" She was cut off by the closet at the end of the hall opening to reveal an elevator. They stepped in and the elevator doors closed. Edward punched a button on the wall and they began to descend into the darkness.

After about 5 minutes the elevator stopped. They were silent on the way down each thinking about the others safety. "Worrying won't get her out alive though will it"?

"Okay I'll take the left you take the right." Edward said.

"Wait we're splitting up!?" She asked. He nodded; the elevator opened and trained the magnum on a door down the hall. She covered the other side. He ran to the door looked back at her and nodded, soon he had disappeared leaving her alone. He walked down the hall towards his office wondering how she would fare on her own. The Bio-weapons would be on this side and she would be safe for the most part maybe a zombie but she knew what she was doing. He had reached the end of the hall with no opposition; he opened the door, as he heard a moan on the other side, and the smell of decaying skin wafting over him. He backed away from the door as a man in a lab coat stained in blood stumbled out Edward fired a shot into the man's head. The man fell to the floor blood dripping from the gapping hole in his head. It was definitely a zombie that means the virus has escaped. "Damn it" Edward thought as he trained his gun on another zombie that was walking toward him. He stepped to the side and broke the creature's neck with a beautiful roundhouse kick to the skull. He checked his watch it was 11:00 A.M. He went into a room and sat down thinking of what to do next.

Rebecca heard the shot but kept walking knowing that Ed was okay. After seeing that wing she knew he had to be some form of Umbrella experiment. "He has to be my favorite in terms of biochemistry for sure." She thought back to the Tyrant and realized that Ed was way better and he was on her side. She pointed the desert eagle at the office and saw that a zombie was eating a scientist. By the time it noticed her she had already shot the thing ending its 

miserable life. She walked through the door in the office to find something feasting on a body. Its skin was gone and was exposed. It turned to face her, its long tongue whipping the air. She pulled out the assault rifle and opened fire on its skull. It was dead along with the zombie next to it. She sat down in the closest chair terrified by the creature. She looked at the monitor. She saw what she thought was Capt. Wesker ";but he's dead…"; she dismissed the thought, switching the monitor, she saw a flash of a person in a cloak and mask running down some hallway, the monitor turned off without being touched. This startled her a bit. She stood up pulling out the desert eagle again training it at the dead zombie. "Ed I hope your ok..."

Wesker walked briskly down the hall, his silenced pistol in hand, His feet tapping against the tile floor. He had just saw his 'son' in an office a few floors up which meant everything was going according to plan "as for that Rebecca girl, the MA-121's will kill her for me" Wesker thought sickly to himself.

Edward walked down the stairs expecting to see more of those MA-121s that he killed earlier. "God I hate those damn lizards" He had just killed two of them and didn't look forward to anymore. He had to get to the floors below get the sample and shut down the place. He hoped he could do it without destroying the place. He was rounding a corner when he felt a sharp pain in his shoulder. He felt the warm blood trickle down his arm. He shoved his magnum into the zombie's eye and pulled the trigger. Blood spewed all over the wall behind the creature as it fell on it'sits' back bleeding from its head. He laughed at the poor creature. It thought it had a meal but all it had was a one-way ticket to hell. He found it funny when he was bit. That his virus wouldn't allow him to be infected so he was safe "but what about Rebecca...as long as I have beta I'm fine but I hope she isn't infected with anything…" He pushed the thought of that innocent girl being killed by the T-virus. He focused on the noise he just heard. It sounded like another MA-121. It'sIts' reptilian skin reflecting the light, it'sits' claws covered in blood. He holstered both his magnums and stepped towards the hunter. It screamed at him. ";Lets' do this"; He thought. The creature swiped at him with a huge claw, he dodged the claw grabbing the creature's wrist and snapping its arm at the elbow with his free hand. It didn't seem to care as it swiped at him again this time he flipped it on it's back by its arm and buried his foot in its shoulder and tore of its arm. It screamed in pain while trying to stand up. He stomped on it's' head. It made a beautiful crunching noise under his boot.

He continued to walk down the hall. "So you got the call too?" asked a mysterious voice. Edward heard chains rattling from behind him. A tall man stepped into the hall, he had black hair with blonde highlights, a light beard, glasses, a worn black leather hat with black goggles, and he wore a t-shirt with some witty phrase, a gray cloak liner, and blue jeans.

"Yes I did, Cire." Edward replied to the man.

"You remember me how sweet." Cire said smiling swinging his chains. His name was Cire Sourfox or Project "C.H.A.I.N". He swung a chain towards Edward. He caught it on his arm. "I'm ashamed where is your sword B.O.S.S.?"



"He's right; I can't beat him with just these guns he has no exposed weak point. I have to cut him open to get to his weak point."

"It's in my office down the hall." Edward said.

"You should try to get it" Cire said pulling Edward toward him. Edward felt a fist being buried in his stomach. He hit the floor with a thud. He saw Cire walk toward the stairs.

"Rebecca..." He whispered as he fell into unconsciousness.

Rebecca decided to head down stairs deeper into the facility. Another zombie was wandering this hall as well. She put a hole in itits's head. In a way she found it funny. She had no problem killing zombies but people were a different story. She walked into another office to find an empty room. She heard what sounded like chains. The next thing she knew she was unconscious.

Wesker checked the monitors in the office that he was in. He saw Cire carrying Rebecca and Edward struggling to get up. "Just as planned" He thought as he reloaded his handgun.

Edward thought as he struggled to get up "Cire your dead!" He unholstered the magnums and walked into his office. It was small a mantel piece with a black katana above it. It had an Umbrella keychain on it. There was a phone on the desk and a couple of papers that he hadn't signed yet. He searched for some ammo just in case. He came up with some .50 caliber rounds. He heard a vibrating sound from inside the desk "My PDA!" He thought as he opened his top drawer. He pulled out a slim mechanical device and pressed a green button on it.

"Hello?' He said.

"Hello...Ed" Wesker said on the other side of the call.

"Hi...Dad" Edward said with a little disgust.

"You find the sample?" He asked.

"Not yet" he replied.

"Well Cire caught that S.T.A.R.S. girl so you don't have to kill her." Wesker laughed.

"Rebecca..." Edward whispered fearful of what might happen next.

Wesker asked "Something wrong?".

"You better not hurt her you bastard!" He yelled.

"Why do you care?" Wesker asked. "Just find the sample and nothing will happen to her I promise."

"Ok... bye." Edward said hanging up. He took the sword out of the sheath and examining it. If he could cry he decided now would be the time. He sheathed the sword and walked out of the office. He ran towards the main labs to retrieve a sample of the virus being stored in this facility. He had incredible speed. He passed zombies, hunters, lickers and even a tyrant. As he passed them they seem to have fallen to pieces. He had been slicing them to bits with the sword. He finally reached the sample room. He walked inside, the room was dark. He searched for the light switch. Then he remembered were he was, he clapped his hands and the lights came to life. 

There was a table in the middle of the room. On the table was a vial with a parcel, there was a knife holding a note down. The note said "use it wisely."

"What could that mean?" Edward asked himself. He left the knife on the table but he picked up the parcel and the vial.

"Where are you going Edward?" A smooth voice said. A man in a robe said. He put the hood down to reveal a stone like skin color. His eyes were closed.

"Project 'Blindmonk' how have you been?" Edward Asked Blindmonk.

"Good" He said picking the knife out of the table a loud hissing noise and a cloud of Purple gas plumed from the table and slowly disappeared. His eyes began to open; Edward stared in awe as he checked his watch for his virus's stats. It was just as he suspected the Omega Virus had deactivated. "Damn you Enigma." Suddenly 'Blindmonk's' eyes opened.

"Oh so that's what you look like now, interesting I imagined you would have become taller, oh well time for me to do my job." He pulled out a 9mm and began firing at Edward. Edward started to dodge moving much slower than normal. He hated it when this happened. He returned fire switching his watch to compensate for the blast of his gun.

"Damn it" He thought.

"DIE!!" Edward screamed sending more bullets toward 'Blindmonk'. He unsheathed his sword and charged his opponent. He could see fear in his opponents face for the first time since the experiment had happened. He pinned 'Blindmonk' to the wall with the sword.

"Wow... Ed you've changed a lot man..." 'Blindmonk' coughed blood running down his chin.

"I didn't want this fight to happen bro... Ez you were one of my best friends at the academy..." Edward said pulling the sword out catching his friend in his arm.

"Kill that bastard...father of yours when you find him..." Ez coughed again. "Sorry for picking on you back then..."

"It's...its ok" Edward said smiling as he felt himself cry for the first time since he was a little kid.

Ez's hand suddenly clenched and slowly releasing his eyes closed and never opened again.

Edward cried realizing his friend was dead "EZ...EZANA!!" "Damn it Wesker you sick son of a bitch... I'll kill you". Ez was dead because of him. It was time to finish this. Edward walked down the hall toward the stairs but was stopped by a mysterious cloaked figure in a mask. The figure held out an eye patch and some form of liquid container. He placed them both on the ground but motioned for Edward to pass him the parcel. Edward kicked to him; the figure picked it up and left without a word. Edward drank the liquid and felt his powers return. Edward tried to follow the guy. Edward shouted "Enigma!!". He lost him though. He headed back to the stairs remembering Rebecca, he began running down the stairs.

Rebecca woke up in a dark room. She looked to her right and saw Albert Wesker and some big guy she didn't recognize.

"Aww... so your awake" Wesker smirked. She stayed silent as he looked at her a gun pointed to her head. Suddenly the door flew open and Edward walked briskly in to the room holding a vial.

"Ed...?" She asked.



"It's okay I'll get you out of here." He said.

"Aww but first you need to kill Cire." Wesker laughed.

"Damn you..." He said but stopped as Wesker pressed the gun to the back of Rebecca's head. Cyre stepped toward Edward smiling. "You know I don't want to fight you Cire."

"I don't care...but if you don't she dies." Cire smirked Swinging a chain that was protruding from his arm. He swung the chain toward Edward. He shot the chain and it fell to the ground. Cire whipped it toward Edward but it was caught by the sword Edward had unsheathed. Cyre pulled his enemy to him. Edward shot Cire in the shoulder causing Cire to let go of the chain. Cire quickly recovered and wrapped the chain around his fist punching Edward in the face. He staggered backwards temporarily dazed.

"Edward...!" Rebecca was cut short by Wesker jamming the gun into her head. Edward shot Cire dead in the forehead but the hole just healed right away. Wesker shot at Edward as well. Edward welcomed this new challenger with a punch to the face breaking Wesker's shades. Edward was in turn greeted by a chain wrapping around his throat. Wesker stood up plucking a magnum from Edward's hand pointing it at Edward's head. Suddenly the gas returned and the chains disappeared. Edward fell down, sweep kicking both of his opponents realizing that everyone was powerless. He reached into his pack and took the vial out he drank the rest of the contents. He felt his right wing sprout, a warm felling in his back, it felt as good as always.

He shouted pointing his magnum at his father "Wesker!". "I'll kill you, you bastard!" Wesker and Cire quickly ran out of the room afraid for their lives.

"Edward" Rebecca said with joy hugging him tightly. "You came for me."

"Why wouldn't I?" He asked with a smile. "I'm just happy you're alive."

Edward laughed.

"What?" She asked.

"They left without the sample." He replied laughing even more. He was cut short by the sound of an alarm. A rumbling was heard followed by the wall behind them exploding.

A creature that resembled a tyrant charged Edward stabbing him with it'sits claw. He stabbed it back right in the tumorous thing that was considered a heart. It bled profusely from the stab wound. "Rebecca run!" She ran toward the elevator on the floor. After reaching the top she heard a voice speak over the intercom.

"Five minutes until detonation." A female voice said.

Edward shot the creature a few more times blood and bone flying of it. It had thrown his sword to the other side of the room. It knocked one of his magnums to the floor. He fired three more shots and realized he had no more ammo. He punched the creature in the face but it had no effect. He hit it with his wing to knock it back. "Four minutes and thirty seconds until detonation." The female voice said. He proceeded to pick up his katana, his pupils now resembling the Umbrella logo. He cut the creature to ribbons in a matter of seconds. He picked up his guns and sprinted to the elevator. He reached Rebecca with about three minutes to spare.

"LetsLet's get going." He said. She nodded in agreement as he picked her up they flew away. He looked back to see an explosion in the area they just left. The good thing was that his house would not be affected by the blast.



They arrived at his house at about 7:00 P.M. Rebecca walked in smiling. Edward locked the door behind him. Yet again he found himself in the arms of a beautiful young woman by the name of Rebecca Chambers and yet again he found himself kissing the young woman.

"Rebecca..." He said breaking the kiss.

"Yes?" She asked.

"I love you" He replied.

"I love you too." She said back.