Note: I do not own Halo or Naruto. Anyone who thinks that I am plagiarizing is completely wrong and can screw themselves. I am not making any money out of this either.
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Armored fox
Sakura, Sasuke, and Naruto were lying on the grass, camping out, on a simple surveillance mission. They weren't really sure why they were sent on a mission a simple as this, but they were. They didn't know, but I do, well of course I do, I'm writing the book! Why do I need tell you that? Why am I writing this when I could be telling you the story?! Because I'm stalling so this will be longer, that's why.
They were lying there when a shower of meteors blazed a trail across the sky, like claws shredding through human flesh1. As they did, Naruto decided to make a move on Sakura2. This is where things go wrong, for what was supposed to happen was Sakura would fall in love with Naruto, they would live long lives together, Sasuke would not turn evil, he would kill Orishimaru, marry Hinata3, have three children, and publish several romance novels, one of which called Ninja's Passion.
But that didn't happen, as at that moment a temporal rift opened up and let half a U.N.S.C. ship containing a certain Spartan into that world, and blew up their tent, which fate did not expect. I mean, I wouldn't see that coming either, so you can't blame him, can you? I mean, he has a lot on his mind, like making sure his dimension doesn't tear itself to shreds, do he doesn't have time to check up on others. And how could he know that part of 343-guilty spark's wreckage would have an improbability drive in it, and that part would penetrate chief's armor during their epic showdown!
When the dust cleared, you could see that most of the ship disintegrated, but a chunk the size of a house was intact. All three companions stared at it, and yelled: "What the crap?!" in perfect unison, unrehearsed. At that moment a large piece of wreckage shifted, and you could hear a deep, muffled voice say:
"This is not what I meant when I said 'wake me when you need me,' Cortana!"
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1:Pure (sniff) poetry (sob) (sob).
2:Again…
3:oooh, ironic twist!
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Sorry this is kind of short, but I didn't want to write a whole lot if no one wants to read it, so if you like it, email me. If you don't, I'll come to your house with a large baseball bat
