Disclaimer: I don't own G Gundam or anything having to do with it.

Domon Kasshu sat on a grimy couch in a cheap motel, bored. It was rainy outside and no other Gundam fighters to harrass, so there was really not much for him to do. He could always read the Gundam Fight Regulations Handbook for a 5th time so he could quote it verbatum, but he pretty much had it memorized, and the TV was busted from his earlier spout of rage that day. He sighed and ate a chocolate sandwich cookie and grimaced; He specifically told Raine to get him Oreos, but she insisted that there was no difference between them and the generic brand but there totally was! He looked out of the corner of his eye and saw Raine staring at him from the other room.

"Jeez, what's her problem?!", thought Domon, his frustration quite visable on his very geometric face.

"Domon...", sighed Raine to herself, pracitically wetting her panties over the Japanese manchild.

Noticing his consternation, Raine spoke up: "Domon, why don't you play that game that the government gave you to occupy your time?", she said cheerfully.

"Oh yeah...", said Domon as he rummaged through his jacket pocket and pulled out a very dated gameboy with a copy of Pokemon Blue in the cartridge. Even though being forced to be NeoJapan's Gundam fighter kind of sucks, the perks sort of made up for it. Domon smiled rather smugly, satisfied in the fact that he got free videogames that no one else had even got a chance to play, or so they told him, but he figured they were telling the truth based on their tract record.

He started up the game and continued his journey through Mt. Moon with his faithful Charmander, Spearow, Beedrill, and Nidoran( male of course, like he would ever have a sissy girly pokemon, lol). He would have had more pokemon, but rarely any had the fighting spirit that he looked for, especially his Charmander. When he started the game, he remembered being so excited to be able to choose his first pokemon. Bulbasaur looked like a pussy and Squirtle looked slightly stoned, but Charmander...Charmander had the soul of a fighter...he could tell from the determination in his stylized face and how passionally his pixelated tail burned. Though they had barely gotten past the first gym leader, Brock, Domon knew that he and his pokemon would go far...

Three hours later, Domon was still trying to get out of Mt. Moon, but it was just sooo confusing! He kept getting turned around and distracted and anytime he ever got close to finding the exit his last pokemon would faint and he would have to start all over again. After some careful manuevering and about 10 potions later, Domon fianlly found himself facing what he was sure was the exit. Pressing as hard as he could on the controls, his little avatar powerwalked towards the shining patch of light, but suddenly everything on the screen flashed and music that he was all too familiar with blasted from the speakers.

"A battle...", growled Domon as he clinched his fists, preparing for the worst.

After about a second of heart-pounding suspense, a seemingly ordinary Zubat appeared on screen, letting out an annoying cry.

" HA!", he scoffed, " I've fought like, a million Zubats, this will be a piece of ca--"

Domon stopped midsentence as he finally took notice of his opponent. Though there was nothing intially unsual about the Zubat, there was something familiar about this pokemon, something sinister...Suddenly, he realized what it was.

" This Zubat...", he started, " This Zubat has been infected by the Dark Gundam, by...KYOOJIIIII!!!!!1"

The angst was palpable.

Raine poked her head from outside the kitchen to see what all the yelling was about and saw that Domon was still playing his gameboy.

"Oh that Domon...he probably thinks another pokemon's been infected with DG cells," Raine giggled, secretly worried that all the drugging and head trauma had caused even more brain damage.

" GO CHARMANDER!" Domon yelled.

His ever faithful companion appeared on screen, ready to fight the dark menace.

CHARMANDER USED SCRATCH!

Three lines ran across his oppenent in a swiping manner, taking about half of the abomination's HP. Though the battle looked to be his, Domon wasn't about to underestimate the power of the Dark Gundam.

WILD ZUBAT USED LEECH LIFE!

It's not very effective...

HEALTH WAS SAPPED FROM CHARMANDER!

Domon watched in horror as the horrid bat creature sucked the life from his longtime companion and replenished and tiny portion of its own HP. Recognizing one of the traits of the Dark Gundam, Domon was driven over the edge.

CHARMANDER USED EMBER!

CHARMANDER'S ATTACK MISSED!

"Damn!", he shouted," it's evasive abilities are more advanced than I thought..."

WILD ZUBAT USED SUPERSONIC!

CHARMANDER BECAME CONFUSED!

"Grrr..." thought Domon, " even though it didn't directly injure Charmander, it's influence can potentially cause a lot a damage. Since he's my last pokemon, I can't switch him out...I guess I'll just have to take that chance."

For the next three turns, Charmander was victim of his own attacks as he " hurt itself in it's confusion". Meanwhile, the deranged Zubat helped itself to more of Charmander's life energy and once again tried to confuse him, but fortunately that failed. The little fire lizard's HP was down in the single digits as an ominous alarm sounded over the battle music. There were no more potions left and it looked to be the end for poor Domon...that is until...

CHARMANDER SNAPPED OUT OF IT'S CONFUSION!

CHARMANDER USED EMBER!

CRITICAL HIT!

Tears of joy welled up in Domons triangle eyes as he watched the possessed Zubat's health bar slide down to zero.

WILD ZUBAT FAINTED!

Domon lept out of his seat, pumping his fists into the air, "YEAH! We did it, Charmander!"

WHAT? CHARMANDER IS EVOLVING?!

"Huh?", Domon said as he watched an image of his beloved Charmander begin to morph into an entirely different creature until he was replaced by an angrier, more bad-ass looking lizard.

CONGRATULATIONS! YOUR CHARMANDER HAS EVOLVED INTO A CHARMELEON!

"Oh wow..." Domon moaned, his eyes wiggling uncontrollably.

At that moment, just as his adrenaline boner was starting to die down, the little red light at the side of the screen went out and the image before him began to fade away.

"WHAT?!!" he yelled.

He turned the gameboy over and took off the back only to see a pair of generic brand double-AA batteries. Furiously, he tore them out and hurled them against the wall, the ends sticking perfectly into the wall like throwing stars.

" What the hell are you doing, Domon?!" yelled Raine.

" GODDAMMIT, RAINE, I TOLD YOU I WANTED ENERGIZER BATTERIES. THOSE CHEAP-ASS ONES WENT OUT BEFORE I COULD SAVE MY GAME!!!!", roared Domon, his eyes burning with righteous anger.

" Domon...you've been using that same pair of batteries for months now. Besides, they're just as good as Energizer.", Raine sighed, crossing her arms.

" NO THEY'RE NOOOOOT!!!", Domon whined like a spoiled ten-year old.

He chucked his gameboy against the wall, breaking it into dozens of little pieces.

"I'm going out..." he muttered, gabbing his cape and throwing it over his shoulders in a unnecessarily dramatic fashion.

With that, Domon threw open the door of their motel room and slammed it shut on his way out. Raine gave a frustrated sigh and began to pick up the pieces of his shattered gameboy.

"So much for trying to avoid collateral damage", thought Raine, remembering the reason why they gave it to him in the first place.