Heyyy guys! So I . . . I took a break. But now i'm back with a brand new story-this one (duh) I missed FF so much. Hopefully, you guys didn't forget me!
Anyways, here it is.
It started out as an ordinary day, I suppose. An ordinary, boring, lame day. But it didn't remain that way for long. I was just sitting in my bedroom, reading the first AF book again, wishing I knew Artemis. You know, same old, same ... something strange and unexpected happened. My hands got all prickly and tingly, like I had been sitting on them and they were waking up. and my bedroom was filled with an intense blue light. When my eyes adjusted, I saw . . . Artemis Fowl and Butler! In my bedroom! So, naturally, I did what any fan girl with a HUUUUUGE crush would do. I screamed. Loudly. And shrilly. Artemis of course,being Artemis, barely batted an eye.
"Odd. It appears that we have landed in a bedroom. I wonder . . . You don't suppose something has changed the patterns of space and time?" Artemis asked Butler.
" I have no idea, but I do not think the same can be said for you." Butler said. Artemis smiled.
" Very true, old friend. . . Very true." He walked around my bedroom, looking at everything. I still couldn't find my voice, so I watched as he looked at my three overflowing bookshelves, my desk covered with unfinished drawings, and just the general messiness of my room. " It appears that we have landed in a different dimension. At any rate, we are definitely not in Ireland anymore." Then he turned to me, for the first time. " Have you ever heard of Fowl Manor?" He asked, speaking a little more slowly than was really necessary.
"You can stop talking to me like that, I'm not an imbecile. And yes, as a matter of fact, I have." I snapped, and held up my book. He picked it up and ruffled through the pages. "Extraordinary! Butler, look at this!" He handed it to Butler." We just finished fighting that troll. We duped the LEP pretty well, if I do say so myself." Artemis said. Then he saw one of the shelves on my purple bookcase, which was filled with hard and soft cover copies of every book in his series. About an hour later, he had finished each one.
" So, if i'm to believe this, I turn good, fall in love with a fairy, and not just any fairy,but the fairy I kidnapped and held for ransom, and sacrifice myself for the good of fairy-kind?" He asked scathingly, and I nodded.
"Hmm."
"So you don't believe me." It was a statement, not a question, daring him to argue.
"No, I believe you. It is entirely possible. I just have one question. What were you doing when we came? This could provide us with some clues as to what brought us here." I blushed and held up my book again. Artemis smirked patronizingly, and Butler snorted, as he usually did before he deadpanned a line. But I spoke first.
" Look, does it matter? You're here, and you're supposed to be there. What happened? You're the one who's supposed to be a genius, figure it out!" I said. Artemis looked taken aback.
Butler stepped in front of him, crossing his arms menacingly. I gulped. Oh, God. Why am I such an idiot?
"I would advise you not to get on his bad side, seeing as you know what he is capable of. And insulting me is not the best way to do that. So you may want to watch your tone, considering Butler could kill you over a hundred ways without his weapons."Artemis remarked. I shivered. The room temperature had suddenly dropped to freezing for me with this simple utterance.
So, um, yeah! That's it so please comment and tell me if you like it or tell me if you hate it. I'll give the flames to Haru-chan. She can put them in her eyes when she's mad at Tamaki Senpai. If none of you get that reference, I will cry. Anyway byeeeee
