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Lelouch Lamperouge was walking around the city. Lelouch was getting bored so he started throwing pieces of gum into random bags of purses. He said "I feel like winning something."
Lloyd Asplund replied "I can help you with that Mr. Lamperouge."
Lelouch saw Lloyd had a contest stand. He asked "What is this silly stand about?"
Lloyd said "This stand is about questions. I ask each customer one question. When they get the question right they win a prize, but if they say a wrong answer they have to give me one hundred dollars."
Lelouch proudly said "I'm not scared. Ask me a question."
Lloyd asked "Who's the first actor to play Batman?"
Lelouch said "Lewis Wilson from the 1943 Batman movie serial."
Lloyd replied "You said the right answer Mr. Lamperouge."
Lelouch said "Then you better give me the right prize."
Lloyd replied "Frankly I was expecting you to lose so I'm not as prepared as I should be. Please hold on sir. I'll find a prize from my box of prizes. Lloyd started digging around a nearby garbage can and found two prom tickets. He handed the tickets to Lelouch.
Lelouch said "This is a pretty dumb prize, but it cost too much for me to waste it."
Lelouch went home and said "I had to work really hard to win a prize, but it turned out to be a pretty worthless prize."
C. C. sarcastically replied "I have tons of sorrow in my heart for you Lelouch."
Lelouch said "The Earl of Pudding gave me two dumb tickets. These tickets are so dumb that they probably don't know the alphabet."
C. C. asked "Did you get parking tickets?"
Lelouch said "No. I've only gotten 120 parking tickets in my lifetime. Considering I've had a driver's license for a year that's super impressive. Lloyd gave me two super dumb prom tickets."
C. C. sarcastically replied "You seem to adore prom."
Lelouch said "Prom's a lame event. It has people in overcharged outfits dancing around for hours. I prefer to dance at home." Lelouch started dancing around the house, but he accidentally broke a chair.
C. C. asked "Are you going to use the prom tickets?"
Lelouch said "Since I spent so much work to get a prize I'm going to go to the overrated prom. I don't know who to give the other ticket to."
C. C. blushed and replied "You could give me the other ticket."
Lelouch sighed and said "I might. I need to go get a tuxedo for the prom."
Lelouch went a fancy store that sold clothes. Lelouch danced around the store and asked "Are there any tuxedos here?"
The store owner said "They're in the tuxedo aisle which is only a few feet away from you. You need to pay attention so you can notice things like this young man."
Lelouch asked "Where's the restroom?"
The store owner said "You're standing in front of it."
After going to the restroom Lelouch went to the tuxedo aisle. Lelouch noticed that the really nice looking tuxedos cost a lot of money. He didn't want to spend that much money so he tried to find a cheap tuxedo. He looked around and saw a black sweater and pajama pants. Lelouch noticed that they were the same color as the tuxedos so he decided to buy the sweater and pajama pants. He threw the items at the cash register worker. While waiting for the items to get scanned Lelouch saw Shirley Fenette.
Shirley said "Hi Lulu."
Lelouch replied "I'm going to the dumb prom. I won two silly tickets as a prize."
Shirley said "I actually won two tickets too. I was going to ask you to take my extra ticket."
Lelouch replied "Since we both won two prom tickets that means we can't go to the prom together."
Shirley said "Actually we can Lulu."
Lelouch replied "But we need to use all of the tickets so our prizes don't become a waste."
Shirley said "You have two tickets and so do I, but it's not that important Lulu. We could go to the prom together, get rid of our spare tickets, and have a wonderful time at the prom."
Lelouch replied "I'm sorry Shirley, but using up all of the tickets is more important."
Shirley sighed and said "Okay."
Lelouch went home and said "I wanted to give my spare ticket to Shirley, but she won two prom tickets too. That's why I decided that she and I can't go to the prom together. I need to give this ticket to somebody else to make sure that the work I did to win the tickets wasn't wasted."
C. C. asked "Will you give me the other ticket?"
Lelouch said "Okay."
C. C. replied "Thank you. You're the best. I'm going to need you to buy me a prom dress."
Lelouch angrily said "No. That would cost like a million dollars."
C. C. replied "You exaggerate like crazy."
Lelouch proudly said "I'm the king of sane exaggerations."
C. C. replied "You don't have to get me a super expensive dress. I need a dress that's at least somewhat nice."
Lelouch sighed and said "Okay."
C. C. replied "Thank you sweetie."
Lelouch asked "What did you call me?"
C. C. said "Um I said smiley. You have a nice smile."
Lelouch smiled and said "I'm the king of nice smiles."
Lelouch went to a store and asked "Where's the dresses that are on sale?"
The store employee said "Aisle five."
Five minutes later Lelouch found aisle five. Lelouch found a purple dress that was on sale for eight dollars. Lelouch was so happy about how cheap that dress was that he bought it.
The next day Lelouch was watching TV and eating expired food. Lelouch said "This food has only been expired for a few days so it should taste good." Lelouch turned out to be wrong about the taste.
C. C. asked "Why are you lounging around? The prom's in a few hours."
Lelouch said "I didn't know what day the prom was on. I didn't look at the tickets for that long."
C. C. replied "Well we have enough time to get ready so take a shower and get on your prom outfit."
Lelouch said "I took a shower yesterday."
C. C. replied "You've been sitting on a couch full of expired food so you need a shower."
Lelouch sighed and said "Okay then."
About an hour later Lelouch got on his black sweater and pajama pants. He looked at himself in the living room's mirror and said "Hey. I look awesome."
C. C. went into the living room with her purple dress and asked "Why aren't you wearing a fancy outfit?"
Lelouch said "These clothes are the same color as tuxedos so they're fancy enough."
C. C. asked "How do I look in the purple dress?"
Lelouch said "Pretty good."
C. C. replied "Thank you."
Lelouch said "I'm sorry."
C. C. replied "You don't have to be sorry for compliments."
Lelouch said "Okay then."
Lelouch and C. C. went to the prom. C. C. asked "Do you want to hold my hand?"
Lelouch said "Nah. Holding stuff is pretty hard and annoying. This morning Principal Ashford asked me to hold his soda while he went to the bathroom so I drank it, threw it away, and framed the janitor."
The janitor responded "I got a detention."
C. C. asked "Do you want some punch?"
Lelouch said "I would rather not get punched a few times tonight."
C. C. replied "I don't know if you're kidding or if you're clueless."
Lelouch said "Speaking of kids and clues I met these four teenagers who figure out clues with a dog."
C. C. replied "You're quite the eccentric gentleman Lelouch. Are you ready to dance?"
Lelouch said "I guess."
Lelouch and C. C. started dancing together. Lelouch tried to dance correctly, but he accidentally fell on a carpet. He got up and tried to dance correctly again, but he bumped into the janitor and fell to the ground. Lelouch and the janitor got off the floor.
C. C. said "You're dancing a little chaotically my dear. I'll help you. Hold my hands."
Lelouch sighed and replied "Okay." Lelouch and C. C. continued dancing. This time Lelouch danced normally. Although he accidentally bumped a bunch of people to the ground he continued to dance well. Lelouch and C. C. danced together for several minutes.
Lelouch said "Dancing at prom is less awful than I thought it would be. You're a really good dancer."
C. C. replied "You've been getting better at dancing."
Lelouch looked around and noticed that several people were mad at him. He asked "Which of my antics are you mad about?"
Shirley said "You knocked dozens of people to the ground Lulu."
Lelouch said "I'm sorry about those accidents." The janitor was so mad at Lelouch that he threw gallons of cafeteria milk at Lelouch. Lelouch ran outside.
C. C. asked "Are you okay sweetie?"
Lelouch said "I don't know. I acted like a big fool tonight. It seems like this night wasn't that good."
C. C. replied "I had a lovely night thanks to you. The dress you got me is beautiful and dancing with you is something I've wanted to do for a long time. Thank you for everything." C. C. kissed Lelouch. Lelouch felt very surprised.
Lelouch said "This prom thing turned out to be pretty good overall. We have one more mission to do to make this day even better."
C. C. asked "What's the mission?"
Lelouch said "Tell Principal Ashford about the janitor dunking gallons of milk on me. That way I'll get revenge on the janitor." Lelouch and C. C. held hands as they ran up to Principal Ashord so they could tattletale about what the janitor did.
