A/N: 'Ello! This is my first try at something humorous! So be soft on me. This One shot was inspired on a MLIA post I saw several Days ago and immediately thought of making this story FF7 related-with a couple of tweaks of course-. I don't own the plot -sadly-, Angeal and Zack belong to Squenix. I only own Reiko Ganza and her mums. 5 points to whoever finds the Harry Potter reference. Review please! No flaming porfavor.
Dorkus Majorus, total spazz with a lethal dose of misunderstood humor; that was the over used words to describe Reiko Ganza. She was the queen of awkward moments. Dark Brown, layered shoulder length hair with matching eyes. Reiko was a cute, voluptuous young woman with black rimmed glasses.
"Quit reading that book, I thought you needed to buy some clothes!"
Reiko looked at her mother and sighed, "I do, but I have to read this book for my class and write a book report but I'll be looking at the same time."
Wandering into a small shopping strip in Loveless Avenue the girl's mother gasped, "Oh look! Isn't this supposed to be the most hip store right now?"
Looking up briefly Reiko shrugged, "Acrudpostule? I dunno" Oh gawd, I don't even say hip.
"Let's go in!"
Noticing a tall, pale man holding the door open Reiko hurried in, greeting the employee, "Thanks."
Her mother looked around confused wondering who she spoke to, shaking her head they headed towards the women section.
"What about this Angeal?" Zack Fair asked his mentor holding up a green stripped jersey polo.
Clothes' shopping was not his forte, but his protégée asked to help him shop for a date and agreed in order to avoid Genesis' annoying Loveless reading, "It's a nice shirt, she'll like it."
Zack smirked, "Awesome, hold on right here I'll be right back."
Nodding the first class soldier stood at the beginning of the isle, placing on hand on his hip. The music in the store gave Angeal a headache, the smell of the store was something he also did not agree on, the smell was strong; almost too sweet with an after scent of what was that? Musk?
Glancing up, a white button down shirt caught Reikos' attention. Immediately she stopped and touched the fabric, Wow it's so soft but it looks like it wouldn't be so soft. Oh dang! It really is soft. She proceeded to stroke the mannequins chest, indulging her sense of touch to the texture, "Huh, did they change the mannequins? They're always so scrawny and nasty looking and this one is kinda warm," with an index finger she pushed her glasses in place and tucked the buck below her arm to further investigate, "This is craaaazzzyyy!"
"Uh ma'am?"
"Yes?"
"Is that your daughter over there?" Zack asked pointing towards the University student.
"Is that Angeal Hewley, Soldier First Class?"
The second rate soldier chuckled, "Yup! I'm Zack Fair! Soldier Second Class!" he announced proudly.
Reiko's mother face palmed, "What in the world is she doing?"
Zack noticed his mentors startled and confused facial expression, "She's fondling his shirt? Haha! Look at Angeals face!" the boy fell to the ground laughing.
"Reiko!"
"Oh hey! Mom, look at this shirt, it's really so-" her mother pulled her away, "H-hey! What in the fudge mom?"
"Are you okay today? Maybe you're over exerting yourself in studies."
Pursing her lips the girl nodded, her voice a bit hesitant, "Uh yeah I'm okay, why?"
"You were fondling a SOLDIER, child!Angeal Hewley at that!"
Reiko laughed, "Tch! Nu-uh! It was a mannequin...I think"
"No! You greeted a mannequin on your way in!" her mother rolled her eyes, "Oh I can't believe you."
Curious, Reiko peeked out into the men's' section of the store, sure enough her mother was right. Her mannequin was currently moving, currently thwacking his apprentice upside the head and the man holding the door open was frozen in pose. Reiko's eyes widened and she gasped out loud, "Oh sweet merciful nacho princess! You're right!"
Her face was red during the remainder of the shopping session, avoiding the men as much as she could. To the girl's dismay the Soldiers' stood behind her in line. Her mother whispered, "Only you Hun, only you."
The second rate soldier chuckled behind them, "It was the wrackspurts fault, mom," Reiko paid in exchanged for her purchase and dug her face in the book. Walking off she risked a glance at the man she'd accidentally molested to find him smile back. She tripped over her own feet blushing, "Oh gawd I'm so lame..."
A/N: I shall now provide the actual MLIA post this story was based off: A few days ago, my mom and I were at the mall shopping. We walked into the Levi store and I greeted the man holding the door. I then went over to a man mannequin a gently caressed the shirt because I liked the softness of it. After a few moments of caressing the shirt my distraught mother called me over and pulled me aside and asked me if I was ok. Turns out that the door man was a mannequin...and i was caressing a male shop assistant's shirt. MLIA
