A/N: I was extremely bored one day, and decided to twist the lives of MY presonal characters. Hope you like!!
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters, or Witch Weekly, or The WWN. I own the "Behind the Pranks" idea, sorta...but i borrowed the idea from Vh1 behind the music. i dont own that, but its still fun!
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Fred and George: Behind the Pranks
Everyone knows the Weasley twins and their crazy shenanigans, but do you know who they are personally? Sure you have seen them, possibly met them, and bought some tricks in a box and such, but do you REALLY know them? Well we got an exclusive interview with none other than Percy and Ron Weasley. They seemed very anxious to spill the beans on their two brothers. Below is our interview:
US: So, what was it like to grow up with Fred and George?
R: Well, they were a bit rude, just because I was younger....but I got over it, thank god for therapy!
P: Yes, those two were quite a handful! If they weren't pulling pranks on Mum, then they were certainly bugging me, Charlie or Bill.
US: Fascinating. So, tell us, were they always so mischievous?
R: Ever since I was born, they had put itching powder in my diapers, messed up my posters in my room, anything they could to bug the hell out of me. So, to answer you question: UM, DUH.
P: Well, since their birth, they have been the most annoying twits-wait don't print that-the most, oddest pair I've seen in my life. They were always together, inventing ways to get at me for being so wonderful-don't print that either-um, for being so...kind towards them.
R: (snorts)
US: What was it like in school with them?
R: Well they DID always treat me like a child at school, but, that was cured in therapy too...where was I? Oh, right-they were very secretive about what they had been working on, such as new inventions, or ways to torture me.
P: Ugh...it seems wherever I was, they were there, causing mayhem!! When I became prefect, and then Head Boy...
US: Congratulations!
P: Why thank you! Yes it was quite an honor. I was named Head Boy in front of all my class-
R: Uh hem!!
P: Right...well when I became Head Boy, I let them have it!! I hated to dock points from beloved Gryffindor, so I just stuck with detentions, cold stares, and disposing of their "tricks". I was quite busy keeping them out of trouble!
US: Wow...sounds...exhilarating. Now let's answer a letter about everyone's favorite Tricking Twins!! Our selection was a letter from the Mr.'s F. & G. Wepsley. They would like to know: Percy, why do you have to be such a stupid git?
P: Well I never! Wait a second.....FRED! GEORGE! MOTHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS ONE!
R: snickers in the background before Percy hits him hard in the head. Ow!
US: Well that was interesting! Let's bring out our guests of Honor!! Fred and George Weasley!
F: Thank you very much! I'd like to thank the Academy..
G: What? You won't thank me?
F: and my brother, George! Without him, I would only be half as good with jokes!
G: You are too kind my brother!
F: Yes, yes I know.
P: Uh Hem!
F: Yes Humongous Git-Percy?
P: ooh....you will pay for that one mister!
R: ducks as several stunning spells rush near him from his 3 brothers
US: well that's all the time we have, so sorry! See us next week when we will be featuring Albus Dumbledore: Behind the Chocolate Frog Card!
(Witch Weekly Note: This is an actual transcript from a popular WWN show. It was never actually aired, because the control wizards were hit with Percy's stunning spells. Oh well, at least you know a bit more about The Weasley Twins right?
