Title: "Fun" in the Akatsuki
Summary: Hidan plans to have some 'fun' next time Pein is on a mission. Can he and Sasori get everyone to come? Includes SasoDei, HidaKaku, and other pairings in later chapters.
Author's note: Okay I Apologize in advance for any spelling errors. My computer doesn't have a very good spell checker for one. Then of course I was tired and not in the best of moods when I wrote this. Oh and it had more then one person's POV, including the view of the whole scene without anyone's opinion. Sorry if some people are OOC, but I think it might turn out to be funnier that way… Okay enjoy the story and please review!
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It all seemed like another day at the Akatsuki. Everyone was up early of course. Sasori, in his favorite puppet Hiruko, and Deidara just returned from their most recent mission assigned by Leader-sama. Hidan was performing a sacrifice. Of course Kakuzu was counting his money, while screaming at Hidan to not get blood all over the new carpet, which just happen to be bleach white. Zetsu was devouring all the bodies after Hidan was done with them. Itachi was arguing with Kisame about dango, or something. Pein was currently out on a mission of his own, but was to be bad be sunset. Konan was just sitting on the couch watching the rest of the members.
A few hours later Hidan got up from the kitchen table and let out a bored sigh. He thought for a moment then walked to the fridge and grabbed a bottle of beer. Suddenly he got a quite evil look on his face. After taking a drink from his beer he walked over to Sasori. "Hey what do you say about doing something fun next time Leader-sama is gone," he said and gained a curious look from Sasori, who was now out of Hiruko.
"What are you thinking," he questioned.
"I was think a game of Truth or Dare might prove to be entertaining enough, if we got everyone to play with us," Hidan said taking another drink of his beer.
Sasori gave a smirk and nodded. "Okay I'll get Deidara to join us," he said.
Hidan gave a smirk of his own and took another drink of the beer in his hand. "Okay and I'll persuade the cold hearted Uchiha and shark boy," he said and walked off.
Sasori's POV
I walked down the hallway to the room me and Deidara shared. He was sitting cross-legged on his bed forming a bird out of clay. The mouths on the palms of his hands licked the clay and helped to form it. I walked over and sat down on the bed next to his.
He looked over at me with that smile of his. "Hey un," he said as he finished his clay bird.
I looked over at the blonde with the same smirk I wore a few minutes ago, while talking to Hidan. "Hey brat. Hidan and me are planning to have some fun next time Leader-sama leaves on a mission. You want to come," I said, already knowing the answer.
Deidara smiled widely and set his clay bird down on his bedside table. He jumped off the bad and tackled me to the ground. "Yes Danna! I wanna play," he cried out as she sat on my waist.
I sighed and pushed him off on me. I stood up and started to walk to the door. "Okay just remember not to say anything to Pein," I said then left the blonde to his happiness. I figured that I might as well go try and get Zetsu to come as well, and walked through out hideout looking for him.
Hidan's POV
As I walked into the living room to look for Itachi and Kisame, I thought about how to pursued them. My train of thought was disturbed by Kisame walking right in to me. I glared at his blue face. "What the bloody h! You don't just run into people," I said hotly.
He glared back at me and said, "Well watch where you're going next time."
I shook my head, deciding it wasn't best to get mad at him if I want him to join the fun. "Whatever. I was going to see if you wanted to have some fun around here next time Pein is off on a mission," I said casually.
Kisame looked at me for a minutes and sighed. "Fine whatever," he said and was about to walk away.
"Hey Kisame where's Itachi, I need to talk to him," I said. He nodded towards the living room. I continued my way into the living room to find the Uchiha.
Sasori's POV
I walked around to the kitchen, sure I'd find him eating something. As I expected he was chewing on some person's arm. I sighed and frowned. "Must you do that in here," I asked him as I walked in.
His black side glared at me and said in a deep voice, "Yes, now shut it before I eat your arm."
I glared at him and scoffed. "Yah last time I checked wood doesn't taste that good," I retorted.
The black side continued to look at me with anger, while the white side held a blank expression.
I let out a sigh and looked at Zetsu finish the arm. "Okay I came in here to tell you that me and Hidan are planning to have a party next time Pein is gone. If you want to come then fine, but don't tell him," I said and grabbed a drink from the fridge.
Both sides nodded. The Black side wore a smirk, while the white had a smile on.
Hidan's POV
I walked into the living room to find Itachi sitting on the couch glaring out at nothing in particular. I sighed, This was going to be harder then convincing the others. I walked over and stood in front of him, and waved my hand in his face. "Earth to Uchiha," I said looking down at his face.
He turned his glare at my face and let out a 'hum'. "What do you want Hidan," he asked glaring daggers at me.
"My Jashin could you stop being the Ice Prince for like five minutes," I commented. He just continued to glare at me as he waited for me to answer his question. "Okay Uchiha, next time Pein is gone Sasori and me were going to have some fun. Like a break from all the stuff he has us doing. What do you say want to come," I said trying my best not to just cuss him out.
"Why would I take part in something as useless as that," he said.
"Because it's like time off. Don't you get tired of just doing work, or staring at walls," I said back.
Itachi still glaring at me said, "Okay if you just go and leave me alone I will."
I grinned on the inside as I said, "Okay fine talk to you later, Uchiha."
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Okay to be continued. Hidan and Sasori just have to convince Konan and Kakuzu to come to the 'party'. Please review and I'll work on getting the next chapter up.
