"My Name is Not Important. What is important is what I am going to do. I fucking hate non-edginess, and the worms feasting on it's carcass. In short, I shall join a team of the edgiest motherfuckers around."
Not Important walked up to a large group of people, only to be glomped by Donte. "Wassup motherfucker?" asked Donte. "My Name is Not Important," said Not Important, "What is important is that I-" "Yeah yeah," brushed off Donte, "I gedit. You're a badass fuckball who don't have no name. We all have names here. My name, by da way, is DONTE."
"Donte," asked Not Important, "The infamous son of Spordo?" "Yep," said Donte, "But you can call me Donte da Demon Killa. Has a nice RING to it, doncha THINK?"
"I've heard that many times before," said Shadow, "Now shut up." "Fuck you," responded Donte, flipping off Shadow. Shadow ignored him. "Anyways," said Shadow calmly, "I AM THE ULTIMATE LIFEFORM!"
Ryuko took notice. "And I am part Life-Fiber," she responded, "Name's Ryuko. What's yours?"
"My Name is Not Important," said Not Important, "What is important is what I am going to do. I Joined your so-called team to take revenge on humanity for not being edgy enough." "That sucks," said Ryuko, "I'm learning from Mako how not to be so edgy. I'm on this team for catharsis." "The only catharsis I get is when I enable my genocide crusade to finally occur," bellowed Not Important.
"Wow that's edgy," said a gruff voice. It was American Kirby. "We need to get down to business and crawl in our skins." American Kirby turned on some Linkin Park. Suddenly, Donte got up and crab-danced, stating "THAT'S MY JAM!" The song? "CRAWLING IN MY SKIN."
"Fuck the fuck down," commanded American Kirby, "This is serious business here. Firstly, we have a fucking problem in Mexico where edgelords are being attacked at random by CIVILIANS!" Not Important jumped up with nihilistic excitement. "This is gonna be FUN," he grunted.
The team got into their Edgejet, and flew off to Mexico from their edgy Colorado base.
