It was a peaceful morning in Konoha the sky was blue with a few clouds every here and there, a slightly to cold wind slowly blew through the streets making random people shiver every now and then and the birds where singing a harmonically melody, if one would take the time to actually listen to them. Nothing seemed to be able to destroy this nearly perfect pict… "KYAAAAAAAA, PERVERT!" Except maybe that. Everything went silent, for a moment and even the birds seem to hold their breath for a second. And right at the moment, everything was going to continue like before… "KYAAAAAAAA, NAKED"… OK, maybe not that peaceful at all…

Ok, Here is my first try to make a more or less good fanfic, but since my English isn't that incredible I guess you will find lots of grammatical an spelling mistakes, so if they make the story unreadable tell me and I'll try again later, when I'm more confident in my skills (even thought I mainly do it to learn English).

Warnings for this fanfic :

- It will be a small Harem story, and I know some of you don't like that

- It will be NarutoxNaruko mainly, so remember if ya don't like, it's not my problem. Oh, and since some writers say 'femNaruxSasuke is NO yaoi'(*shudder) I claim this to be no yaoi either, and instead of incest you can say its masturbation, right?

- there will be over skilled characters (Naruto, Gaara, Naruko, and others) but I will limit them down a bit and expect the enemies to be stronger as well

- character deaths, violent behavior, an colorful vocabulary and a lemon here and there are to be expected

- I lose my interest in pretty much everything pretty fast, so if someone want to adopt this story, you can do it right from the start… I still try to write as much as possible thought

- as I stated before my bad is English cause language native not be it

Enjoy the story as much as you like, and thx for reading. Oh, and:

Disclaimer: NARUTO! Y U NO BELONG TO ME?

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„They are coming" The man's monotone voice interrupted his mental preparation for the fight, that sure was to be coming. Not, that this was actually necessary, in fact, the two guests they were waiting for weren't that strong after all, but in al his years of fighting he had learned, that even an academic student could put you down, if one wasn't prepared for it. And with this attitude he had managed to survive many decades. Too many for his own liking, but he once promised himself, that he would die in a fight and until that day came he was doomed to live it seems.

"Somewhat early today, nee? " Narutos late respond came, giving away, that he indeed had heard his last real friend's words.

"Well, does it bother you?"

"No, not really" He got up from his uncomfortable seat, that was one of the many stone stages, which made up the bleachers of the enormous stadium they would fight in. And in contradiction to it owners it showed many signs of ageing. Leaving aside, that nearly half of the stadium had suffered lethal damage, from the previous fights the old building had experienced, the nature had take numerous actions to completely bring it down, and make it her own again. "It will only speed things up I guess" He kept the Question, if he meant the fight, or the decay of their home.

"Probably" the one worded answer came from the former Ichibi Jinjuriki. Gaara, after all, was never a man of many words, was he?

"So, when exactly will they …" suddenly the ground, where Naruto and Gaara had stood turned into nothingness as an explosion informed him of the arrival of their guests.

"Still want an answer?" Naruto glared at Gaara, with the only effect that his small grin (a once in a decade occurrence) grew a bit bigger.

"You could have warned me, you know!"

"Indeed…"

"Urgh, ok, stay annoying, if you want… I have better things to do." This time he didn't get an answer at all. Never mind, today was his turn to fight, and Gaara was probably just envious… Yeah, that must be it! Definitively! That or he had his days, what was rather unlikely. Satisfied, with his deduction he jumped down to the battleground to great the invaders of their lovely home.

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The fight ended fast and was much to easy to actually be enjoyable. At least in Narutos opinion, but he was used to fight Bijus and Kages, plus he trained with Gaara every once in a while, so two middle class jounins don't really count, do they? At least they have gotten better, since he fought them two years ago, but still…, they will need a lot of training, if they want to fight him equally someday.

"So, something new?" Naruto already knew the answer but still asked out of habit. Maybe he had overlooked one thing after all.

"Not really" A rather vague description, especially out of Gaaras mouth.

"Meaning?"

"They altered one Jutsu, nothing important for us thought. And beside that. No, nothing is new"

"Man, are they that unimaginative out there?" It really got boring these days. They barely see a new Jutsu and if they do it's normally something that isn't even worth learning. Ok, they knew pretty much every Jutsu thanks to a little… sightseeing tour through the elemental Nations over 30 years ago, where they copied every Jutsu Scroll they could get their hands on. Including the Clan scrolls, the secret Town ones and all scrolls out of libraries (if hidden or not). It looked like a good Idea at that time… they could improve their sneaking skills, learn a lot of insanely strong and dangerous Jutsus, gain a nearly complete collection of them and it even gave an absolute kick to break into forbidden areas. Plus this feel of danger was the only thing, which would make them feel alive at this time.

"Doesn't look like it" both of them said simultaneous, Gaara in his typical monotone I-don't-really-care voice and Naruto in a mockingly one, where he emphasized the syllables in such a horrible way, that Gaara had to suppress his second smirk of the day. He ignored the Fact that Naruto tried to annoy him with his own inborn ability to ignore pretty much everything.

"So, what do you think, will we have another visitor this week, or are this two all we've got?" Another typical question after a battle, it wasn't unlikely for more than one group to show up within a week they both had a bounty of two hundred million on their heads after all and not only the elemental Nations wanted them, but the missing nins did too. Not, that they had done anything, to deserve that, and even at their 'Collecting-Tour' they didn't get captivated once and the only thing, they have ever officially done against anyone was to collect the bounty of the ninjas, they accidently killed in fight, so why that big amount of money? Well, lets just say it's a cheap enjoyment to pay a few hundred millions now and have good fights for the rest of your live.

"I would say no but…" And suddenly the air around the two seems to freeze. And the reason where Naruto and Gaara themselves, getting ready for battle… At the entrance of the stadium two figures, wearing red cloaks and capes could be seen, looking in their direction.