Frieza's Haunted Island5
Last time on FHI, we found out that Frieza forgot to make a way to kill him! Therefore, the barrier could NOT be destroyed! Then they found out that the island is gradually sinking! Will our heroes plummet to the bottom of the ocean with the island? Read on to find out! ^_^ Hope you enjoy!

I have come to the final decision that I am stopping the FHI series at number five. The fic that you are reading now. I just don't think I can keep this pace up forever…sorry. JUST MAKE SURE YOU READ THE NOTE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE CREDITS!!!

DISCLAIMER: We don't own DBZ, we don't own the DBZ characters (except Chloe and Adrienne!!!!!!!!!!!(who are dolls), Gundam Wing (or any of the characters or quotes) (NO, this fic is not a cross-over), we don't own Barbie Dream Date, we do not own Somersault Sara, and we do not own anything ELSE we may mention in this fic (EXCEPT DBZ KICK OFF!!!!). BUT WE DO OWN THE ISLAND!!! HA HA! Wanna buy it? Barriers INCLUUUUUDED!!!!


"Hey, Vegeta…? You think we'll ever get off this island?" Goku asked. Vegeta looked at the sky, then back down at "BOMB ME".

"We might leave through another dimension." Vegeta said.

"I think the people would think you're insane if they saw that, Vegeta." Goku said.

"Say what you want, Kakarott, but I believe they will bomb me," Vegeta said. "And if not, I will commit suicide!"

"You're already doing that…" Goku pointed out.

"Oh, shut up." Vegeta said. Goku snickered. "Shut up!" Goku started laughing. "OBEY YOUR SAIYAN PRINCE!!!!!!!!!!"

Bulma sighed. "You think they'll ever go back to normal?"

"Knowing Goku's love for food, yes." Chi-Chi said, nodding. "And Vegeta wants to be the strongest man in the universe too much."

"I suppose you're right…" Bulma agreed. "But I can't help but worry about them."

"I always worry about them!" Chi-Chi burst out laughing. "But only about their mental health!"

Bulma cracked up laughing and started pounding the counter. Trunks and Goten were sitting on the couch, watching their mothers. "Sometimes I worry about THEM!"

"Mm hm!" Goten said, nodding.

*~*~*

"Teale, Teale, calm down!" Yamcha exclaimed. "Daddy will be here in a minute!"

"Daddy's back, Teale!" Piccolo exclaimed, jumping down from the attic. He tossed the blanket to Chi-Chi and Yamcha handed Teale to Piccolo.

"Thank you, Piccolo!" Chi-Chi thanked him. "Now I can gag Goku and bring him back in here! Bulma, I got the blanke- Bulma?"

"THE BOTH OF YOU GET BACK IN THE HOUSE *RIGHT* NOW!!!!!!" Bulma ordered, pointing at the house. Vegeta and Goku nodded really fast, and crawled past Bulma, giving her a glance as they did.

Goku and Vegeta crawled behind the couch and cowered there as Bulma entered the house after them. She stared at them. "Get off the floor, the both of you!" Vegeta and Goku nodded really fast and jumped up on the couch.

"Great work, Bulma!" Chi-Chi exclaimed. Bulma smiled and nodded.

"Daddy, Daddy, How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood!?" Goten asked.

"Um… I don't know." Goku said, scratching his head.

"Five pieces, silly!" Goten exclaimed.

"Dad! Dad!" It was Trunks' turn to do a tongue twister. "Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers! If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers- then where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked!?"

"In his pants." Vegeta said.

"NO!" Trunks shook his head. "That's the thing! It's a trick question! There IS no answer! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!"

Trunks and Goten ran off laughing. Vegeta crossed his arms and growled. "Stupid children…" Vegeta looked at the floor to see Teale staring up at him. "…what?" Teale continued to stare at him. "Go find your father!"

"I think she likes you, Vegeta!" Goku pointed out.

"NOOOOO!!!!!!!!" Vegeta yelled. "This can't BE!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Gawdida!" Teale exclaimed, pointing at Vegeta. (A/n: PLEASE speak English! o)

"Yes, that's right 'gawdida'!" Vegeta yelled. He picked Teale up and took her out of sight. Goku snickered.

"I bet you like water! You appear to be a water-loving baby!" Vegeta opened the lid to the washing machine which was full with clothes. Teale started shaking her head and hands and making weird noises. "Let's see how you like water, Teale!" Vegeta teased, holding Teale over the washing machine.

"Vegeta, have you seen-" Piccolo spotted his daughter. "TEALE!!!!!!" Piccolo ran forward, accidentally hitting Vegeta, and causing him to drop his daughter. "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"

"I was only TEASING!" Vegeta yelled. "I wasn't REALLY going to drop her! But look what YOU had to go and do!"

"TEALE!!!!!!!" Piccolo started digging around inside of the washing machine. "Ooh! Hot! Ow! OUCH! IT'S HOT!!!!!!!!"

Someone giggled. Vegeta and Piccolo looked up to see Teale flying above the washing machine. "Great GALAXIES!" Vegeta yelled. "It can FLY!"

"She can fly!" Piccolo exclaimed. He realized that his arms and hands were burning in the hot water of the washing machine. "HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Daddy!" Teale flew into Piccolo's arms. Piccolo gaped.

"IT CAN *TALK*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta ran out of the room.

"Guys, guys, she can TALK!" Piccolo exclaimed, running into the room with Teale. Vegeta was on the floor, clamped onto Bulma's leg.

"Make it go away, make it go away!" Vegeta squeaked. Teale giggled and pointed at Vegeta.

"Moron!" Teale exclaimed. Vegeta screamed like a girl and tighten his grip on Bulma's leg:

"Mommy!"

"Vegeta, stop sucking up!" Goku commanded.

"I don't think he's sucking up, Dad." Gohan pointed out.

"Really?" Goku looked at Vegeta closer and blinked.

"Trunks, what's wrong with your Dad?" Goten asked.

"I have NO idea." Trunks said. He shrugged and the two ran off to go play "DBZ Kick Off!".

"Is it true!?" Eighteen rushed into the kitchen. "Did Teale REALLY talk!?"

"Yep!" Teale exclaimed with a smile.

"Then it IS the atmosphere…" Eighteen said. She fainted.

"Mommy?" Marron looked at her unconscious mother.

*~*~*

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Goten and Trunks squealed with joy in the living room. "WE GOT SUPREME KAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Great job, guys!" Bulma called. Goten and Trunks giggled, then were silent as they continued to play the game.

"They've been playing that game for HOURS!" Chi-Chi exclaimed. "Are you sure it's healthy?"

"Oh, don't worry about them," Bulma said. "They're fine. Still strong and healthy!"

In the previous hour the boys had gotten Supreme Kai (as you already know), and they had unlocked a fighting zone VERY familiar to Vegeta: "Planet Vegeta".

"My Dad used to worry about me in my younger years," Videl said, nodding. "I was a REAL couch potato!"

"You!?" Gohan asked. "A COUCH potato!? AHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!"

"SHUT UP, GOHAN!" Videl yelled. Gohan muttered something indecipherable to humans. All of the Saiyans cracked up laughing. "Gohan, what did you say about me?" Gohan grinned. "What did you say about me!?"

*~*~*

"Hm hm hm hm hm!" Goten hummed as he colored on a piece of paper with a box of "Barney's Trick Crayons". The crayon suddenly exploded, leaving his face red. Goten's cheeks puffed. "Stupid crayons! That's the fifth one!"

"Huh…?" Teale had climbed onto Goten and Trunks' bed and spotted Goten's Adrienne Plushy. She noticed it had a loose, golden string hanging from the side. Being the curious Namekian that she was, she grabbed the string and pulled it. The Adrienne Plushy exploded and Goten swung around.

"MY ADRIENNE PLUSHY!!!!!!!!!!" Goten started searching through all of the cotton in hopes of finding his stuffy. "IT'S NOT HERE!!!!!!!!!"

"Goten, what's all of the screaming about?" Chi-Chi asked. She spotted the cotton and gasped. "Is that!?"

"Mommy, Teale made my Adrienne plushy EXPLODE!" Goten exclaimed, pointing at Teale.

"Did not!" Teale argued.

"Mommy, Mommy, can you fix it!?" Goten asked.

"We'll have to see what Bulma can do," Chi-Chi said. "But in the mean time, why don't you go with your father to see Frieza? Maybe he can give you another toy!"

"Okay…" Goten trudged out of the room.

*~*~*

"Frieza, Goten's doll exploded and we need to get him another toy while it's being repaired!" Goku exclaimed. "Can you help us?"

"Of course I can!" Frieza told him. "I've been expecting you BOTH! Now it sounds like you need somebody who can be tossed around a lot and not get the snot beaten out of! I have JUST the toy!"

"Really!?" Frieza nodded and pulled a doll out of a box.

"Here you go!" Goten took the doll from him and stared at it.

"What do you say, Goten?" Goku asked, looking down at his son.

"Thanks, Mr. Frieza!!!!!!"

"You're welcome!" The two flew out of Frieza's lair and landed on top of the volcano. "Should we test it?"

"Go ahead!" Goten grinned.

"Flip for me, Somersault Sara!!!" Goten threw Somersault Sara off the side of the volcano and watched her flip out of sight and into the fog below. There was a dull thud and there was a short pause of silence. "Somersault Sara's not coming back…is she?"

"No, Goten, she's not." The two stared downwards where Somersault Sara fell to her pieceful death. "Let's go home."

"Okay!"

*~*~*

Goku and Goten walked into the house to find Chi-Chi eating ice cream out of the container. "Ooh! Ooh! Ice cream!!!"

"Can we have some!?" Goku asked.

"Um…" Chi-Chi looked down in the ice cream container to see there was, like, one spoonful left.

"Man, Mom! You sure are eating a LOT of ice cream, lately!" Gohan pointed out. (Goku: O_O)

"Hey, Gohan…….didn't you tell me that Mom ate a lot of ice cream, sweets, and pickles before I was born?"

"Um….yeah….."

"Then is Mommy gonna have another ME!?" Goten, asked overexcited. THUD. They all turned to see Goku lying on the ground, unconscious.

"GOKU!!!!" Chi-Chi rushed to Goku's side. Gohan shook his head.

"No, Goten, I don't think she will." Goten frowned.

"Too bad!"

"Goten, I finished fixing your doll!" Bulma ran into the room and handed Goten the doll. "I just want you to know that I'm so sorry! It was sabotage!"

"Sabotage…?" Goten looked EXTREMELY confused.

"Vegeta created a loose string," Bulma explained. "Whoever picked it up next would have made it explode."

"So it WASN'T Teale's fault!" Goten exclaimed. He ran over to the couch where Piccolo was holding Teale. "I'm sorry, Teale!"

"Okay!" Teale exclaimed. Goten grinned and ran off to his room.

"Trunks, Trunks, your Mom fixed Adrienne!!!" Everyone left in the living room looked at each other and smiled.

"A little help, please?" Came Chi-Chi's voice.

I guess we'll be stuck on this island a while, huh?" Yamcha asked, as he helped sit Goku up.

"Yep." Bulma nodded.

"We're still stuck on the island." Eighteen said, with a slight smirk.


Well, it appears that our heroes are still stuck on FHI, but in the meantime, maybe we can contact Dende and tell him about Teale! All we have to do is fix the age gap! In the next chapter, Trunks and Goten can't get to sleep, and decide to play. What will happen when Trunks pulls out puke-colored goo? Find out next time on FHI: The Night of One-Eyed Barf