Why is Naruto a Abnormal?

Possible Reasons?

He has ADD

He is retarded

He smokes pot

He sniffs crack

Hormones

He was abused

He was dropped on his head several times

The nine tailed fox

He ate too much paste

He shoved a lot of stuff up his nose

Heart Strokes

Tumors

The List is Endless

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