My first non-Teen Titan story. Please review.

This goes out to Alee aka littlemissvampirelover. :)

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN NIGHT WORLD!


Best Man's Speech

by: Hexpert


"One fine morning, one of the most famous nosferatu, Ash Redfern, was walking down the street. Now, note that i said 'walking', but it was more of a swagger. I can't explain how he did it, but he did look like he was wearing a diaper.

While swaggering, a girl not more than 13 made her way towards him and said, with hand gestures so wild and voice so loud, China would have heard it, "Hey, Ash! What in the world are you doing here? Go back to Mary-Lynette, like, right now!"

Then Ash went into a trance-like state, which made the slow and steady music start up. He remembered their last talk...and cursed himself for not defending their love and not asking Mary-Lynette to let him stay.

"Why are you making faces? Now you look like a demented bunny!" the girl hollered, skipping away and muterring lalalalala all the way. Ash then hurried back to Mary-Lynette and while running up to their Aunt's, ahem, their house, he slammed headfirst to Mary-Lynette.

Think of the devil and she appears... Ash thought.

He apologized and then they stared at each other, eye-to-eye, and the sappy tune starting up again. Mary-Lynette started leaking, and by 'leaking', I mean crying, sobbing, you get my drift. Ash started wiping her tears away with his thumb, like a classic Romeo, and started muttering soothing words.

"I'm sorry I made you go away, Ash." Mary-Lynette said and hugged him hard.

No way m I EVER letting you go away again...Mary-Lynette thought.

"I'm sorry too." Ash replied and kissed her hair, nuzzling it even.

"Where did you learn human romance?" Mary-Lynette asked, laughing.

"TV." He replied, smirking. "Media is part of life."

After that, he keeled in front of her and said, "I want to be with you forever. Soulmate. That was one word I loathed. Now, I love it with every fiber of my being. But I love you more. Will you marry me?"

Mary-Lynette nodded, looking too startled and happy at the same time. They kissed, and Ash carried her off to the sunset. The End."

John Quinn smiles at the claps the people starts giving him once his speech is over.

"What? It did not happen like that!" Ash shouted, earning more laughs.

"Honey, shut up. It's Quinn's speech." Mary-Lynette smiles.

"Yeah, there's a good girl. Be sure to keep Ash in line, M'Lin." Quinn says, smirking.

"So what? That is a cool story. " Quinn yells, laughing. He raises his glass and says, "Now, people, let's toast to the second best couple alive!"

"Who's the first?" Mark asks, one arm around Jade. "Us?"

"No, silly boy. Rashel and me." Quinn retorts.

"Rahel and I" Rashel corrects him. Quinn winks at her and starts for the dance floor.

"I am going to ruin your wedding day!" Ash yells at Quinn's retreating back.

Now, we do not know if Quinn was bluffing, but we do know Ash Redfern keeps his promises. Yeah, he does.


Thank you for reading. :) REVIEW! And sorry if it's too short. It IS a oneshot, :)


-Hexpert. ;D