Authors note: I don't own "Ed, Edd, n Eddy," or "Sweeney Todd," bet you already knew that though.
Chapter One: "No place like London."
The Ed's would sit at school and be bored and Double D would sigh and said "Ah, history...wonder who or what, we're looking up today." Eddy frowning said, "Double D...shut up!" Mr. Jackson, their new teacher said, "Now, you will be studying Sweeney Todd. and you three boys, Ed, Double D, and Eddy..." "Yes sir," the Ed's muttered all at once. "You will," continued Mr. Jackson, "Give me a one hundred page essay tomorrow on Sweeney Todd, his history, his real name, and what he did in the year 1846."
After class Eddy said, "Sorry guys, me and my big mouth." Before we go on to the story, here's about the Ed's. Ed, who wasn't very bright, had a unibrow, or monowbrow as Eddy called it, he was 6ft tall even though being 13, and he had a green jacket. Double D wore a ski-hat with only three hairs sticking out, he wore a red tank-top, and he loved science...though very weak. And then last but ever to say not least, Eddy. Eddy wore a yellow shirt, had three hairs sticking on his head, and was the leader of the group. They all walked home and Eddy said, "Double D, why are we at your house." Double D smiled and said, "May I give you-MY TIME MACHINE!" Eddy's eyes went huge, he jumped in but ignored Double D who shouted, "NO I HAVEN'T TESTED IT YET! STOP! PLEASE! DESIST!" but when he got there the machine teleported them.
"Ed, did you push the button?" Double D asked. "Yes I did Double D," Ed responded. The Ed's, of course not head, face palmed. When the Ed's arrived they didn't have the time machine. "ED YOU IDIOT!" shouted Eddy angrily. "Why-did-you-press-the-button?" all the while Eddy was slapping Ed. Ed still smiling said, "I like chickens." The Ed's then saw the street and said to a man walking by, but all at once, "What year is it?" The man looked at the Ed's like they was loony and said, "BARKING MAD I TELL YOU! IT'S 1846, SO GO BEFORE I A'VE YOU COMMITED TO FOGG'S ASYLUM, YA HEAR?" The Ed's ran and Double D said, "No, not bedlam!"
Though the Ed's didn't know it, on a ship right now was Anthony Hope, and Sweeney Todd. Anthony was singing:
Anthony: I have sailed the world, beheld it's wonders, from the Dardanelles, to the mountains of Peru, but there's no place like London.
?: No there's no place like London.
The new singing voice was from a man known to Anthony. "Mr. Todd?" he asked. "You are young," the man presumably Mr. Todd said. "Life has been kind to you...you will learn!" the last part he sung. Then Mr. Todd continued.
Todd: There's a hole in the world like a great black pit, and the vermin of the world inhabit it, and it's morals aren't worth what a pit could spit and it goes by the name of. London.
"Is everything alright Mr. Todd?" Anthony tried again. "I beg your indulgence Anthony, my mind is far from easy, in these once familiar streets I feel, shadows...Ghosts you could say." Then Anthony asked, "We will meet again?" Then Sweeney Todd continued saying, "You may find me on Fleet Street." Then Sweeney Todd walked as Anthony prepared to go back to his ship, and Sweeney was saying, "There's a hole in the world like a great black pit, and it's fill with people who are filled with shit! And the vermin of the world inhabit it."
"EDDY! be careful, this is London. There's no place like London." Eddy annoyed asked, "Is he singing?" "Yes sir-e Eddy McGee," Ed responded.
Double D: London is beautiful! And wonderful.
Eddy decided to take the background, unaware that London goers (Including Sweeney Todd) was watching them sing.
Double D: The elegance (It smells like rotten Eggs) It's chilly but I like it. (How could someone like it?)
"Eddy," Double D said annoyed. "I'm singing the positives, not the negatives. People are watching aren't they." Eddy now turning red said "Um...yeah." Then a realization came over Eddy... "I'm hungry," is what he said. They then found a meat pie shop, unaware of the horror that would await them for several months.
