What If? By NinjaGirlWithDagger
I only have one thing to say: Wow, am I bored.
Disclaimer--Really? Do I really have to put this?
Fang POV
Whoa. Ha ha, revenge is sweet. Or is it? I've had a seriously insane week. The questions, the answers, the Girl Scout Cookies, I may never be the same. Do you wanna know more about it? Come closer to the metaphorical campfire and hear my tale. It will take more than one chapter to tell, so Story Alert or a Favorite will do you good. Listen…
---Flashback--- Fang POV
I had just walked into the kitchen when I heard Angel and Nudge in a heated argument over whether Jacob or Edward had hotter abs. Why a six year old would be debating this, I will never know. Iggy was running in at the same time. Probably trying to get away from Max, I suppose. I was mad at her, so I planned to have Nudge sew lace onto all of her clothes. I was making myself a sandwich when Angel suddenly lost her cool and screamed, "EDWARD WILL NEVER LOVE YOU, YOU--YOU WEREWOLF!"
At that, Nudge burst into tears and ran to burn Angel's copy of New Moon. While those two were fighting over the box of matches, I turned to Iggy and said, "What did you blow up this time my man?"
"I didn't blow up anything, I swear! Well, except for that slinky cocktail dress that Max bought to go on a dinner date with that one guy…"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What dinner date? Why didn't you blow up the guy and not the dress? I could've given her an excuse to wear that!" That was when Iggy started laughing so hard, I was all but sure that Ashton Kutcher would pop out and say, "Dude, you just got Punk'd!!!!"
"Oh, my God. Fang, man, you should have seen your face!"
I gave him my evil vampire/stalker/Justin-Beiber-With-An-Axe look. "For that, good sir, we will have to battle it out, Super Mario Bros Wii style." Iggy's look of laughter turned to one of horror, then defiance. "Oh, my friend, you are on!
---Five Minutes Later…---
"Ugh, are you kidding me Mario? Stop getting freaking killed by the freaking little brown lumpy midget things!" I yelled. I was starting to get really mad. Iggy was kicking my skinny bird kid butt in Coin Battle, when he suddenly piped up, saying, "What if Luigi was a girl?"
So, whad'ya think? Is it stupid, hilarious, or an idea of a bored person? You tell me. Next chapter up soon! (or not, it depends.) See ya'll later, suckahs!!
NinjaGirlWithDagger ;)
